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So, old one is on autosage. Needs more translations. Summary Anon is our fearless leader now.

http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/up/upload.html

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>> No.896985

http://yukkurihokanko.web.fc2.com/fl/

>> No.896992

>>896985
Yukkucirno must be some kind of sage to the other Yukkuris since she attained such a level of taking it easy that she doesn't even need to move at all.

>> No.897003

>>896976
>I don't want vegetables!
>I want pudding! UUUUUUUU

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>> No.897170

age

>> No.897218

Yukkuri Yuyukos are called Yuubii. They are even rarer than Remiryas, and they can eat even more. They grow a body when they reach adulthood. They don't form groups, because they would eat each other eventually. There were even rumors that a fully grown one could eat a human, but they have been dispelled. Apparently, they can feed by *inhaling* other yukkuris from a distance, even fully grown Remiryas. They can also copy the characteristics of what they eat. In one fic, one sprouted wings after eating a Remirya. It then got captured in one of Eirin's yukkuri traps. By ripping said wings off, it also managed to create a familiar Remirya, which obeyed it unconditionally. (They're also quite lazy, and tend to leave everything to said helpers.) It tried to break the cage by bashing itself against it, but to no avail. Eirin caught them and took them to her laboratory, where the Yuupii heard some yukkuri voices, and started inhaling so it can eat them, but drew near some papers and gunpowder from the laboratory, and ended up with a bomb. (And also scattered papers and medicine.) Clueless, it threw it away, and the laboratory went up in flames. It tried to run away, but was caught by Eirin, who starts kicking it. It turns out that they're sakuramochi, after she kicks it to death. Cut to its cave, where a small yukkuri that can only say "yu~ yu~" is asking for food.

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>> No.897241

>>896976
On a side note, this is how most Remirya fics end up.

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>>897218

>> No.897272

More Yukkureimu/Yukkurisa fics, please!

>> No.897287

A certain young man working with the police comes home after a long day of decieving everyone at work. He finds about that his Yukkureimu opened the door and let about 20 more Reimus and Marisas in. They've eaten all the food, broken his TV and decorations, and generally done as much damage as they could. Restraining his anger, he takes them to a room where they can take it easy. He gathers them, and builds a wall around them (don't ask me how). He then leaves them there for a day. He plans to make them experience hell on earth. The next day, he takes a hammer and a metal spike and tells them to start eating each other, or else he'll eat them. They get on with the cannibalism, but he starts driving the spike through all the yukkuris that seem to be winning, and then tells the others to eat it. In the end, he's left with the original Reimu he had and a Yukkurisa. He says "I'll eat this one." "No, Reimu's not tasty!!! Eat Marisa!!!" "Then I'll eat this one." "Marisa's not tasty!!! Eat Reimu!!!" He then gets them to fight each other, but they know that the winner gets the metal spike, so they don't know what to do. In the end, he kills them and starts thinking about what to do next. His train of thought ends with "I will becime the god of the new world!...Just kidding.

So yeah, it was Lighto.

>> No.897320

>becime
I really need to spellcheck.

One day, Anon buys a small remote controlled vibrator from Rinnosuke, who's quite embarrassed. We're both adults, dude, what's with the blushing? Thus thinking, Anon goes home. There he sees a yukkuri he's been playing with the past few days. He slips it a tranquilizer, cuts a little hole in it and implants the vibrator. When it wakes up, he activates it. "Yuyuyuyuyu!!? What was that!!?" "Maybe it was an earthquake?" "Erthkwake!!? I don't know, but it happened!!!" Anyway, he then tells it to come again tomorrow, and bring its friends. They come the next day, one Yukkurisa and one Patchouli (who can only say "Mukyuu!"). He activates the vibrator, Yukkureimu goes super horny and starts raping the Patchouli, (whose physical condition isn't as good as that of the other yukkuris). Yukkurisa's horrified. It turns out that after copulation, the "recipient" dies, and some sort of mini-tree sprouts from them, from which 10-15 mini yukkuris are born. Anon then turns off the vibrator. Reimu asks what happened to Patchouli, Marisa screams at her. Reimu: "Liar!!! I never did that!!!" Anon then turns the vibrator back on, and Reimu rapes Marisa this time, with the same result.

>> No.897338

>>897320
This party's getting crazy...

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>> No.897394

Diligently saving everything of this.

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>> No.897478

Everything saved like the motherfucking fist of the north star, like yesterday.
Speaking of yesterday, I still have those fics, and will post them if requested.

>> No.897490

>>897478
I'm interested in these fics. Post them.

>> No.897515

>>897490
As you wish.

Kaguya owns a yukkuri Chen and tends to spoil it, so it's quite self-absorbed.. One day, they go to an underground lab, where Kaguya puts it on a red-hot iron plate. She then sews its eyes shut. (Its exclamation it "I don't get it!"; "getting it" is as precious to yukkuri Chens as "taking it easy" is to the rest of the yukkuris.) Since then, it spent the whole day trembling in a corner. A few weeks later, Kaguya takes it to the laboratory and sews its mouth shut, leaving a small hole to feed it. It now serves as an armrest. Whenever Kaguya needs a massage, she clips one of its tails with a pair of scissors. The convulsions feel good.

>> No.897519

Yuyuko leaves for the day. Youmu goes for a nap after finishing her work, and wakes up to a yukkuri Yuyuko chewing on her ghost half. How it got there is a mystery. She faints and pisses herself. When she wakes up, she sees it sleeping as if nothing happened, and cuts it to pieces. Yuyuko walks in, sees the mess and understands completely. She sends Youmu to take a bath, and cleans the room while RAGEing. It turns out she was keeping some yukkuris as a midnight snack. She gathers them, has dinner with Youmu, and proposes that they eat a few manjuu together. They eat them alive. (Youmu only has time to eat two.) They share the last one mouth-to-mouth. It screams "Why are you doing this!!?" "Because one of your kind hurt my cute, cute Youmu."

>> No.897570

>>897490
They are all here.
http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl?task=thread&num=890185+

>> No.897578

>>897570
We need a repost of those pics posted near the end.
I see the translation and will edit them.

>> No.897583

>>897578
The thread hasn't been purged yet.

>>890185

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>> No.897660

Hooray for editing anon.

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>> No.898491

I feel sorry for these stupid little things.

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>>898016
Kanako, the Yukkuri Cursher, a Yukkuri?
DO NOT WANT!

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>> No.898549

>>898528
>>898532
>>897656
>>897654

so who draws these anyway? does he have a site?

>> No.898553

>>898491
Don't, and kill them easy!

>> No.898558

>>898549
http://yumebouei.2-d.jp/index/

>> No.898564

daily age

>> No.898574

>>898558

thanks

>> No.898602

>>898553
That'd be like picking on a retard for being a retard.

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I can't claim to be as adept as Summary Anon, but if you guys sort through the gallery and post untranslated images, I'll translate them and repost them here.

>> No.898803

>>898796
I now have a Yukkuri inflation fetish
what's wrong with me

>> No.898903

>>897648

>Thiz lady'z zgaryyyyy

Reimu was here
Remirya is a loser!

>> No.898962

The secret of the Yukkuris is as follows.

They're a test by certain powerful forces within Gensokyo (Yukari, amongst others) of the compassion and kindness of its inhabitants. You are being watched. You are all being watched.

Some have done better with this than others, some of them surprisingly so.

>> No.898985

>>898962
I don't think you need a test to know how much of a bitch Reimu is, or how twisted Alice is.

>> No.899008

>>898985
I thought Reimu was the one trying to treat them decently?

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>> No.899013

>>898985
Well, there isn't really any purpose to it, mostly just a way to relieve boredom, I suspect.

>> No.899042

drawfags: touhou cow raping a yukkuri plz

>> No.899049

>>898796
Fuck yes!
But I am the editor anon, so if you wish to post the pics with the translation, I'll edit it
Eventually

>> No.899053

>>899049
Please cease raping the fonts or I will be forced to replace you.

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I think I'm getting worse at drawing yukkuris as I go along.

>> No.899147

>>897320

So how do they actually copulate? Do they spit their seed into the other's mouth? Also, poor Patchy.

>> No.899149

I'm not sure if I like the fact that they can regenerate.

That sorta ruins the fun.

>> No.899161

>>899149
But you can torture and kill them how many times you want?

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>>899042

>> No.899324

>>899178
thanks drawfag, thats my fapping material for this evening.

>> No.899332

>>899149
It means you can take as many bites as you want and never run out of food.

>> No.899385

>>899149
Only the Remiryas (and possibly the Flandre-types) can regenerate. However, if you eat them whole, they won't.

>>897648
Makako says that this is the 15th time Reimu has stormed into the SDM dragging Remirya along.

>> No.899406

NEED MORE STORY SUMMARIES

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>>899042

>> No.899425

>>899385

If Remiryas have a stunted body, are their limbs and torso filled with paste too? Do they have functioning sex organs?

>> No.899444

>>899417
hmmmm...

>> No.899494

>>899425
Are there multiple Remiryas, or just the one? I can't recall having seen more than one together in any once scene.

>> No.899513

>>899425
Most likely yes, as those who eat Remiryas also eat the limbs. As for sex organs, I assume they have the same as the regular yukkuris. There's always the mouth, though, but that's not advised either. Unless you cover your penis with vegetables, they don't eat that.

>> No.899522

>>899513
Coat your penis with vegetable oil.

>> No.899545

I thought a yukkuri with a body was an actual person that got a disease?

>> No.899547

>>899444

are you really doing a cowhou vn

>> No.899560

>>899545
According to Makako canon, yes. However, there is no set canon for the yukkuriverse, since they're a fan-created meme. Others say that the Remiryas, Flandres, Yuyukos (Yuupii) and Reisens are just different kinds of yukkuris, and Remilia in particular seems to detest the Remiryas.

>>899494
There are, but they're rare.

>>898796
Summary Anon here, I'm not adept either, I just use Rikaichan. Reading whole fanfics like that is quite a pain, but I'm getting used to it.

>> No.899629

Another one I remembered just now. Note that I'm doing all of these by heart; I did some short summaries for those I've read, but I don't have them on this PC. I'll get to it on Saturday, so you can expect a certain number of summaries then.

Anon is out for shopping at night. He likes sweets, so he bought a lot. On the way back, he meets a Yukkureimu, which greets him energetically and shows great interest in the sweets he has in the shopping bag. He lets it in the bag. It's overjoyed and starts gobbling them down, but then Anon ties the bag and starts turning it around. Of course, screams of despair are coming from inside the bag, lamenting the inability to take it easy. He keeps this up for more than ten minutes, until his arm gets tired. He then lets it out of the bag. It dizzily staggers back a meter, staring at Anon with a mixture of dizziness, hatred, surprise and dizziness. It then throws up a quarter of its size, backs up a bit more, and throws up again. Anon laughs and goes back to the store.

>> No.899663

>>899629

Awesome. I wonder if a roller coaster would be enough to deflate them.

>> No.899680

>>899629

Also, do they really say "Anon" or is the main character just never named?

>> No.899700

-The Bucket-
Anon is a writer, but business is in a slump, and he's delayed the only project he's working on. Naturally, the editor is RAGEing. Anon has stayed up late, trying to finish it (on his PC), but his pet Yukkureimu keeps screaming "Stop working easy!!! Let's take it easy!!! I wanna play easy!!!". He is, of course, pissed. While hopping around the room, it tries to eat the flowers from a vase, and ends up breaking it. Of course, it denies that it's its fault. Anon RAGEs, cleans up and goes to the lower floor to dump the fragments of the vase. Upon returning, he finds the vile beast bouncing on his keyboard. The power is off. "I'm working easy too!!! I finished the work, so we can play easy!!!" Anon checks the PC, but no; all his work has been deleted. (Autosaving, Anon, do you use it?) He stares at the screen, dumbfounded, while Yukkureimu screams that since the work is over, they should play easy. He then takes it and dunks it into a garbage can. It didn't fit, so he pushes it until it does. He then puts a lid on it, and starts kicking it around the room, ignoring the screams and pleas for mercy. In the end, he kicks it down two floors, and leaves it in front of the front door. He plans to check if it's alive tomorrow.

>> No.899719

>>899663
That's a good idea. We should experiment.

>>899680
The second, I arbitrarily call him Anon. Except for cases in which it's a known character or a named OC, such as >>897287. Interestingly, the unnamed protagonists are always men.

>> No.899765

>>899700
That made ME rage.

>>899053
Raping the fonts, as in, using two different fonts?
I do that to clearly differentiate whether a human or a Yukkuri is talking.

>> No.899797

A dozen of newborn Yukkureimus has just been brought to Anon's house, and placed in an empty room. They keep asking what happened to their mother. "She was eaten by a bad Remirya." "No!!! We hate you!!! Go away!!! ;_;" Anon raises them in that room, installing a slide, a sandpit, a small pool, a trampoline and almost everything they need. When they grow up, they begin to express the desire to go outside. Anon agrees, but says that half of them will get out now, and half of them later. He takes the first half and puts them in a hamster wheel. He tells them that if they run quickly, they'll get out. After 10 minutes of running, they're exhausted, and have just started to realize that the wheel is not moving. (Yeah.) Anon then says that they have to keep running to generate electricity until they die, otherwise - look behind you. They do, and see a crowd of hungry Remiryas. They are, of course, scared out of their wits, and keep running. The wheel, however, does not move. Cut to the other half (one is left behind, btw) which are put on a conveyor belt. They grumble, but in the end calm down and decide to take it easy during the trip. After a while, "It's getting hot easy!!! I can't take it easy!!!". The conveyor belt led into a furnace. The last yukkuri was thrown into a dark room. It begged to be let out, and when the door opened, it was ecstatic. However, someone threw something into the room and closed the door. Yukkureimu went to see if that something could be taken easy with, but yukkuri Flandres do not take it easy with Yukkureimus. End.

>> No.899816

>>899765
No, you're stretching and deforming the fonts. That's one of the worst atrocities one can commit in typography.

You don't HAVE to fill the bubbles.

Assuming you are responsible for >>897654.

>> No.899891

>>899663
Fuck a roller coaster.
Put it in one of those G-force simulators astronauts use for training for MAXIMUM DAMAGE!

>> No.899897

>>899816
This man speaks truth.

>> No.899914

>>899816
OK, will do

>> No.899965

fap fap fap

>> No.899972

>>899816
Will do. I will take it easy next time

>> No.900139

While returning home from the grocer's, Anon encounters a strange yukkuri. It's a bit red, and it speaks very quickly. It approaches him, and he offers it a bit of food. It instantly jumps and devours it in one bite. He notes that it's a yukkuri that doesn't take it easy. "I'm Reimu!!! I take it easy three times more, so I'm triple Reimu!!!" It wants to go home with him, He initially objects, since it looks like it eats a lot, but then it promises that it'll get its own food. On the way home, it runs faster than him. He thinks that if he breeds it, he'll make a lot of money.Oddly enough, it doesn't think of his house as its own, and it keeps its promise to not break anything. Apparently, it doesn't have any friends due to its uniqueness. He even sneaks a bite when it's sleeping, and it turns out to be salty. A while later, a Reimu/Marisa couple sneaks in, acting like normal yukkuris. They start teasing Triple, infuriating it. However, when they taunt Anon, Triple snaps and pounds the hell out of them, and then proceeds to eat them. (For some reason, it notes that they're megassa tasty.) It's also quite obedient and loyal. He then takes it to the factory to discuss the matter of breeding it. They put it in a cage with another Yukkureimu, which it superfucks. The normal Reimu grows a tendril, from which a number of Triples grows right away. They start speeding around. Triple says that it'll raise its babies there, so Anon should go home alone. He sells it to the factory, and they give him a baby as a bonus. He goes home with the baby, and finds a few yukkuris in his yard, taking it easy like the place belonged to them. He calls out to them, offering them sweets, and then crushes them. The baby wakes up, jumps down and starts eating them. Oddly enough, it says "Itstasty!!! Misteryoushouldeatsometoo!!! Letseatittogether!!!" A selfless yukkuri? Impossible.

Yukkuri - The Red Comet

>> No.900160

>>900139
That's fucking awesome.

>> No.900189

>>900139
Holy fuck, I want a charkkuri

>> No.900196

>>900139
Note that it pounded the hell out of them with 10 times the normal yukkuri's speed, not three. Anditalwaysspokelikethis.

>>900160
Yes. Definitely.

>> No.900216

Why isn't anyone archiving these threads?

>> No.900248

>>900216
The archive doesn't exist, if you know what I mean.
If you don't, fucking kill yourself newfag.

>> No.900249

>>900216
http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl

Find the thread, bookmark it.

>> No.900277

>>900139
A Yukkuri on steroids? Cho-Yukkuri?
FUCK YES!

>> No.900340

>>900139
I... I nearly fapped.

>> No.900408

To be honest, after summarizing something that awesome, I feel like I shouldn't post another summary right away, as it would ruin the mood. (It's also 3 AM.) So, unless someone else wants to do a few summaries, take it easy until tomorrow.

>>900249
Question: Are those permanent like the archive, or do they disappear over time?

>> No.900460

>>900408
Permanent. You can see the first threads of /jp/.

But pics aren't saved.

>> No.900467

>>900460
I see, thanks.

>> No.901127

http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/up/upload.html

For some reason, I'm having trouble viewing the text-based fics, all I get is a bunch of gibberish. Any suggestions? The name of the text file displays just fine in Japanese.

>> No.901141

>>900139
>superfucks

Awesome.

>> No.901148

>>901127
Change your encoding to Shift_JIS

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