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Typical /jp/ browser

>> No.8969118

>>8969110
I doubt that's her room.

>> No.8969130

That's pretty much me, except I'm a dude.

>> No.8969131

>>8969118
I doubt she's living with someone outside her family

>> No.8969132
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8969132

How about this

>> No.8969154

face in mirror, bricks supposedly shat, etc

>> No.8969155
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8969155

this is closer to me

>> No.8969161

My room is clean, with windows making it bright, uncluttered, and most of my stuff is neatly kept in stands.

Why you commoners decide to live in such pigsties is beyond me.

>> No.8969165

I didn't know there was a Rastafarian Ken doll.

>> No.8969176

>>8969132
That part was pretty silly

>> No.8969179

>>8969118
>The Internet for Dummies
No, its clearly a female's room.

>> No.8969184

I sit like that more often than I probably should

>> No.8969193

>>8969161
Do you make jewelry? Your ass seems to be perfect at making diamonds.

>> No.8969194

I guess I can use this opportunity to blog about things no one wants to read.
My bedroom is organized, to me.
Normals can't understand my classification, though.
It's really tiny and cramped, but I like cramped places.
It's rather dark, but I like that, too.
There's a computer with an internet connection. That's enough to me.

>> No.8969195

Girls don't like Star Wars

Boys room, she just using internet to look up shit about her periods or w/e

>> No.8969199

>>8969110
I wish I could smell her feet. And sniff her chair after she sat in it for so long.

>> No.8969211
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8969211

This is me

wwww
but with OLD computers and floppies

>> No.8969215

It's a dude that has done HRT

>> No.8969217

what a waste of a perfectly good exercise bike

>> No.8969219

>>8969211
I wish I had a room that big.

>> No.8969221
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8969221

Look at the mirror
Anyone else creeped the hell out?

>> No.8969222

>>8969215
The girl in the picture or the poster above you?

>> No.8969223

>>8969195
A lot of girls like Star Wars because it makes them seem nerdy.

>> No.8969231

>>8969221
what the fuuuuuuck hahaha

>> No.8969234

>>8969221
what the fuuuck

>> No.8969240
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8969240

Typical /jp/ browser.

>> No.8969242

>>8969221
It looks like a nigger demon.

>> No.8969243

Her feet are huge.

>> No.8969247

>>8969243
It's a man's feet. The shoulders look suspiciously male, too.

>> No.8969250

>>8969240
Yes, actually. I've been using it ever since they removed the ads, which I believe was sometime shortly after the beginning of the universe.

>> No.8969257

>>8969247
>The shoulders look suspiciously male, too.
No they do not.

Even in /jp/, I didn't expect this much virginess.

>> No.8969273

>>8969243
Her feet are very cute!

>> No.8969275

I want to taste her feet.

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8969276

Typical /jp/ browser

>> No.8969281

>>8969257
OH wow, using virgin as an insult. (laugh out loud)

>> No.8969282

>>8969276
Thats a cool FLCL poster

>> No.8969284

>>8969276
her brother is going to be pissed once he finds out his sister took lewd pics in his room

>> No.8969288

>>8969284
I'd probably fap to them before I say anything to her.

And before you say it I do have a blood related sister with whom I wish to have intercourse with.

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8969290

>>8969257
Either you are or you aren't. You expected that we weren't?

>> No.8969295

>>8969290
I'm in the middle

>> No.8969296

>>8969276
>GoW poster
chicks dig kratos?

>> No.8969299

>girl

>> No.8969302

>>8969290
I wish I could see her fill to panties up with poop.

>> No.8969304

>>8969288
I thought I was the only one.

>> No.8969301

>>8969110
typical /jp/ shitpost

>> No.8969306
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8969306

>>8969288
You should tell her straight out, then next time she's dumped by a jerk, buy her alcohol.

>> No.8969305

>>8969276
>FLCL
>FF III
>Perfect Dark
"Hey, this chick is alri-"
>FF AC
"Fucking cunt."

>> No.8969312

>>8969276
>vagina
unexpected and unwanted

>> No.8969310

>>8969305
Cool /v/ post man, you will get some people.

>> No.8969311

>>8969305
And that distinction makes all the difference in the world of relationships, never forget it.

>> No.8969317

/jp/ is all smelly, unwashed girls with sticky panties who would break down if they ever had any social contact!

>> No.8969326
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8969326

>Virgina

3dpd thread.

And whatafuck is that

>>8969221

>> No.8969334

>>8969317
I wish they were all girls ;_;
that includes me

>> No.8969337

>>8969326
I live in Virginia lol

>> No.8969338

>>8969317

You'd still do them.

>>8969334

Faggot.

>> No.8969340

>>8969334
nigga u gay?

>> No.8969347

>>8969317
The girls in these pictures are not little, though.

>> No.8969350

>>8969338
>>8969340
What you dont want to be a cute little girl?

>> No.8969357

>>8969350

Never said I didn't. I'm a faggot too.

>> No.8969353

>>8969317

Fuck, you got me. But I make sure to shower and wear clean panties when I leave the house. As if I ever do though~

>> No.8969354

>>8969326

Autistic as fuck.

>> No.8969361

>>8969357
My feelings were almost hurt, I'm glad you cleared that up

>> No.8969365

>>8969357
Why would a faggot want to be a little girl? Other gay men don't want to have sex with little girls.

>> No.8969366

>>8969353
If you were a pretty girl then you wouldn't have to take a shower for me.

>> No.8969369

>>8969365
Everyone wants to fuck little girls, its a scientific fact

>> No.8969370

>>8969361

When in doubt, assume faggotry.

Actually, just assume that anyway.

>> No.8969372

I heard there were females in this thread? Any of you wanna go out with me?

>> No.8969374
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8969374

>>8969372
What are you, straight?

>> No.8969375

>>8969372
back off gaylord, I was here first

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>>8969372

>> No.8969380

>>8969366

Nah, doesn't matter how pretty I am, you don't want dirty vag and BO smell wafting up your nostrils and to run your fingers through some greasy hair. And neither do I, but change vag to penis. Trust me, you gotta shower if you ever want to get close like that to someone, it's a mutual understanding.

>> No.8969382

>>8969372

Okay! Where do you live? And can we not go out but stay in more? :3

>> No.8969383

Can't we just all meet up and cuddle and fuck and cuddle and kiss and cuddle and fuck again all the time?

>> No.8969395
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>> No.8969389

You mean people in /jp/ actually want to have sex?
As in, 3D sex?

>> No.8969392

>>8969383
That would involve leaving the house

>> No.8969398

>>8969389
have? i already HAD sex. just ask ur mom

>> No.8969400

>>8969383
>con meet ups
>3DPD

get out of /jp/ normalfag

>> No.8969409

>>8969398
GET DUNKED

>> No.8969426

>>8969383
Im very dissapointed in you /jp/.

>> No.8969438
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8969438

another /jp/ browser
probably browses /g/ too

>> No.8969444

>>8969438
Don't hijack other board's mascots for your own selfish desires, you filthy pig.

>> No.8969447

>>8969438
So Scooby can use a camera?

>> No.8969448
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8969448

I know for a fact this guy browses /jp/ for some reason, he doesn't seem to like any of the source material besides gachimuchi

Well he probably doesn't browse anymore since he got a gf

>> No.8969452

>>8969438
shaggy pls go

>> No.8969456

>>8969400
>>8969426
Oh god please, I wasn't being serious about that. I actually dislike cons and wouldn't meet up with normals so let me have my fantasies.

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8969473

hey guys

>> No.8969481

>>8969389

セックスしたい

>> No.8969483

>>8969438
W-where did you find that picture of... Shaggy?

>> No.8969492
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>> No.8969499

>>8969492
They don't make pillows with Power Girl on them.

>> No.8969505
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8969505

This is what /jp/ really looks like.

>> No.8969508
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8969508

True. This is us in 2D.

>> No.8969510

>>8969508
me on the left.

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8969512

>>8969508
>cute girl.jpg

>> No.8969515

>>8969505
¿Como sabes que soy mexicano?

>> No.8969522

>>8969505
¿Como sabes que soy argentino?

>> No.8969525

>>8969515
>Using the upside down question mark
Yeah, stop pretending, for whatever stupid reason you're doing that.

>> No.8969528

>>8969492

>reads twatlight

>Listens to ape screech.

What a fag.

>> No.8969532

>>8969525
Butthurt beaner detected.

>> No.8969537

My posture is way better than that.

Unless I'm sleepy. Which I guess I am, otherwise I wouldn't be here.

>> No.8969545

>>8969525
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C2%BF
>Inverted question (¿) and exclamation marks (¡) are punctuation marks used to begin interrogative and exclamatory sentences (or clauses), respectively, in written Spanish

I used it correctly, maricon.

>> No.8969549

>>8969522
>sabes
sabés

Regionalisms are an important part of Spanish.

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8969560

>>8969549
I have an English keyboard and don't know the alt-key-code for putting accents on "e"--deal with it, nerd!

>> No.8969583

Please delete this thread.

>> No.8969625

>>8969382
My place or yours?

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>>8969110

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