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I'm so NEET I have never been in education, employment or training!
EVER!
NEET4LYFE.

>> No.8968882

In what kind of uncivilized recess do you live?

>> No.8968887

good for you, i suppose

>> No.8968895

That explains your grammar.

>> No.8968901 [DELETED] 
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8968901

didnt you ever go to school?

>> No.8968904 [DELETED] 

>>8968901
Nope!

>> No.8968908

>25071892_m
>_m

My autism is preventing me from ignoring this. Please save the correct image.

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>>8968904
how did you learn to write and read?

>> No.8968922 [DELETED] 

>>8968918
Well, my parents taught me basic reading, and I just got self taught from there!
Most of my grammar, I learnt from 4chan!

>> No.8968926

>>8968922
We should make a banner out of this, Moot would love it.

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>>8968922
did you get home schoolED?? that counts as education dummy

>> No.8968934 [DELETED] 

>>8968932
No, I didn't!

>> No.8968938 [DELETED] 

>>8968932
Are you illiterate? He said he taught himself. And no, "basic reading" doesn't count as "education" because that's a given if you don't live in a third-world shithole.

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>>8968934
didnt you get in trouble with the police?

>> No.8968941

We should definitely fuck and have little baby NEET's

They will be born with the ability to shit post.

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>>8968938
illitiarate means cant read and i can read

>> No.8968945

truNEET master race reporting in. Ask me anything.

>> No.8968950

>>8968945

Hello fellow NEET
When was the last time you emptied your piss bottles?

>> No.8968954
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>> No.8968956 [DELETED] 

>>8968939
Not very much, no!

>> No.8968962

>>8968954
LOL
BANNER THIS SHIT MOOTLES

>> No.8968964

>>8968941
Maybe, are you pure?

>> No.8968969

>>8968954
Send it to m00ty. If he dosn't do it, just rape his ass

>> No.8968974
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>> No.8968978

>>8968964

I am pure as the driven snow.

>> No.8968986

>>8968978
>driven snow
That doesn't sound very pure.
But I don't know what driven snow is, I imagine driven snow is snow that has been drove on a lot!

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>>8968956
oh.. well okay i wish i was like you.. i hope one day i can go back to school and stuff

>> No.8968992

>>8968986

'Driven snow' is snow that has blown into drifts and is untrodded and clean.

>> No.8968995 [DELETED] 

>>8968989
Why would you want to do that?

>> No.8968998 [DELETED] 

>>8968989
why are you ban evading

>> No.8969001

>>8968992
Well...Maybe!
I'd have to think about it, I want to become a wizard you see!

>> No.8969009

>>8969001
That doesn't exist.

>> No.8969014

>>8969009
What doesn't exist?

>> No.8969015

>>8968926
>>8968926
>>8968926

>> No.8969020

>>8969014
Your face.

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>>8968995
why not

>>8968998
im not! :)

>> No.8969026 [DELETED] 

>>8969021
School is lame as HELL.

>> No.8969034
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>>8969001

>I want to become a wizard

Great, we can make magic together!

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>>8969026
i know but... i wanna learn and stuff.. sorry!

>> No.8969040 [DELETED] 

>>8969039
Why don't you remove the background from your images and make them transparent? It would look so much better than random screenshots.

>> No.8969054 [DELETED] 
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>>8969040
i dont know how.. heres one my friend did for me i think this is transparent

>> No.8969061 [DELETED] 

>>8969040
I like the screenshots. I save every single one I don't have already.

>> No.8969063 [DELETED] 

>>8969054

Since you want to learn things, learn this!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transparency_and_translucency

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>>8969061
oh good please dont usethem in a bad way or a way i wouldnt approve of :)

>>8969063
ill read it tomorrow
im trying to become better at photoshop

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>>8969054

I like your screenshots the way they are.

Here's the guide anyway.

>> No.8969082

>Magic wand.

If you don't mind it looking like shit.
Pentool is slower but better quality.

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>>8969073
yesss ill use it gleefully thank you
heres something i made for a friend in photoshop

>> No.8969088 [DELETED] 

>>8969072
I only save them so I can admire them and maybe make them transparent eventually.

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>>8969088
ohh... if you do can i use them again?

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>>8969083

Here's something I made just now.

I know how much you hate kikes so I know you'll love it.

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>>8969098
what do you mean by kike

>> No.8969105 [DELETED] 

>>8969102
look at dat ass

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>>8969098

Damn, let me try that again.

>> No.8969108 [DELETED] 

>>8969102
That picture is quite lewd.

>> No.8969109 [DELETED] 

>>8969102
Sexy ass, I thought you were anti-lewd, I've changed my mind about you. "Anti-lewd" hahahahaha

>> No.8969111 [DELETED] 

>>8969102

Forgive my drugged up shitposting.

I'm sorry. I love you.

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>>8969105
dont look there look at her face

>>8969106
at laest you learned a lesson.. that sign means hitler though you know...

>> No.8969117 [DELETED] 

>>8969112

Since you want to learn things, learn this!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

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>>8969109
>>8969108
what... its not lewd at all theres no naked ness or anything
its your lewd mind making it lewd

>>8969111
i love you too !! nice trips!!!! GANBARO

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8969128

Transperancy hopefully :)

>> No.8969129

>>8969128
oh
:(

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>>8969129

>>8969128
ganbaro lets try harder next time together GAN
BA
RO

>>8969117
uhhh oh..! thats pretty cool

>> No.8969139 [DELETED] 

is the shitposting squad invading my jaypeed?

>> No.8969144

>>8969128
>>8969129
What program are you using?

I may be able to help you.

>> No.8969146 [DELETED] 

>>8969135
are you a male or a female?

>> No.8969150 [DELETED] 

>>8969146
We are all little girls!!

>> No.8969151

>>8969144
He's doing it on purpose. He thinks pretending to be retards is cute.

>> No.8969157 [DELETED] 

>>8969146

Why would that matter? It's just words and images on your screen. Fuck off

>> No.8969170

>>8969151
don't mess with my friend you fartinspector!

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>>8969139
>>8969146
>>8969150
>>8969151
>>8969157
>>8969170
please dont fight!! i love you all
i wanna be friends lets all be friends please

>> No.8969180 [DELETED] 

>>8969175
i asked you if you were a male or a female, illiterate monkey
stop evading my question

>> No.8969181 [DELETED] 

>>8969175


Would you let me piss in your bottle?

>> No.8969189
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>>8969128
Here you go friend.

I will post what setting I used after this post.

>> No.8969190 [DELETED] 

>>8969180
you sound mad xD stay mad nerd troled

>>8969181
only if you needed the toilet really badly.. i wouldnt be happy about it..

>> No.8969191 [DELETED] 

Should I get a trip, use an alvatar and create a personality?

it feels like it's too late..

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>>8969189
well done

>>8969191
never toolate dont create a personality though use your own

>> No.8969198 [DELETED] 

>>8969190
>stay mad nerd troled

That is pretty mean and not cute at all.

>> No.8969200 [DELETED] 

>>8969175
ignore the meanies!

they dont know how to take it easy

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>>8969198
sorry :( he was bullying me
dont feel like bothering with bullies today!! gomen anon im sorry for bullying

>> No.8969202 [DELETED] 

>>8969190
yea trolled 4 lyfee xDDD

are you a male or a female

>> No.8969203 [DELETED] 

>>8969191
What will your avatar be?

>> No.8969205 [DELETED] 

>>8969197
How do you manage such consistently atrocious spelling? Do you type with your feet?

>> No.8969208 [DELETED] 

>>8969203
Probably an obscure touhou or an obscure anime loli.

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>>8969205
it can be said that im a hasty typer yes

>>8969200
thanks ill do my best starting now

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>>8969189

>> No.8969216 [DELETED] 

>>8969210
I don't think it can be just haste though. I type at 100 WPM and I still misspell words very infrequently.

>> No.8969218 [DELETED] 

I thought this was a NEET thread ;_;

Thank you for always derailing threads I like Fukune! :DDDDDDDDD

>> No.8969220

>>8968869
How did you learn to read and write without an education?

Homeschooling counts as education

>> No.8969224 [DELETED] 

>>8969216

my autism is not as strong as yours.

i dont have any benefits like increased intelligence like normal autists.

>> No.8969226 [DELETED] 

>>8969189
>>8969213
thx

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>>8969216
im just not good at typing really.. sorry

>>8969218
sorry.. i didnt mean to i just try to answer questions for me :(

>> No.8969228 [DELETED] 

>>8969224

im not dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan by the way.

>> No.8969232 [DELETED] 

>>8969227
Did you get enough attention for today? You seemed to be starving today, I'm glad the janitor is not around so you can have your attention meal (:

>> No.8969238 [DELETED] 

>>8969232
:( sorry ive just been answering questions i dont want to make anyone sad

>> No.8969245 [DELETED] 

>>8969227
Suck my cock,you timid girl

>> No.8969246

>>8969191

naw it's never too late, do whatever floats your boat.

>> No.8969253
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I'm terrible.

>> No.8969254

>>8969253
ggood try

>> No.8969256

>>8969253
What are you talking about? That's beautiful.

>> No.8969260
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>>8969256
>>8969254

Thank you both very much.

>> No.8969262

this thread is so cute.

>> No.8969272
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8969272

I don't understand this thread, so I'm posting a random image from my harddrive and hope that solves the problem.

Everyone happy now?

>> No.8969283

>>8969272

I am happy, thank you :3

>> No.8969300

Why is /jp/ so friendly and cute?
It's not like I dislike that or anything, though!
Actually, it makes me very very happy!
I'm just kind of bewildered.

>> No.8969308

I'm only friendly to real shut ins.

>> No.8969314
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>>8969300

Because we are all little girl NEET's

>> No.8969316

>>8969308
Are you a real shut in?
If so, let's be friends.

>> No.8969320
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Testing!

>> No.8969330

>>8969320

WHAT HAVE I DONE

>> No.8969339

neat neeet naet XXDDDD i am superneet xDD

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>>8969320

I've got an idea ...

>> No.8969469
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8969469

Testing lewd GIF.

Best 2hu by the way.

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