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8961397 No.8961397 [Reply] [Original]

I just wanted to make it /jp/ official, guys. My wife and I are having a baby!

>> No.8961402

congrats

>> No.8961415

Why you lil' wusaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

>> No.8961416

Congrats dude

>> No.8961424

Disgusting. Fucking human parasites. All you can think about is procreation when there are over 7 billion humans already living on this planet.

>> No.8961440

>>8961424
And the vast majority of them are worthless.
We need more twowhos.

>> No.8961442

Congratulations! My wife is 8 months pregnant. I actually asked /jp/ for name suggestions, but the mean meido deleted my thread.

We're probably going with Matthew. Fuck weird, modern names. Timeless Biblical names are where it's at.

>> No.8961447

This implies 3DPD. What the fuck is wrong with you? Turn to dust and die now.

>> No.8961453

>>8961442
I tried snapping holes in condoms since I don't want her taking birth control pills, but I can't poke holes every time...
Soon though, I'll get her pregnant.

I think I've mentioned this before though, and it's kind of strange there are other people on /jp/ who are also married.

>> No.8961450

>>8961424
from an individualistic perspective, I think it's great that they are able to find that happiness. You would obviously not understand it.

>> No.8961451

congrats on the baby

>> No.8961454

>>8961442
boring

>> No.8961458

>>8961447
You need to understand that when people get married, it's usually exactly the same as you having a waifu or whatever. You're some man who is deluded into thinking a woman is more attractive and likeable than she actually is, and you are desperate enough to want to spend all the time you can with her. That's what love is, and it works the same as 2D love.

>> No.8961464

>>8961450

Of course not. I do not understand the desire to be a worthless parasite. Not that anyone here even has a wife or anything of the sort, of course.

>>8961458

3DPD and "waifus" are equally worthless. Objectively, of course.

>> No.8961465

>>8961464
hey spergmaster
calm down

>> No.8961478

Congratulations Anon!

>> No.8961481

>>8961464
>I do not understand the desire to be a worthless parasite

What the hell? I'm a NEET, I'm proud to be worthless parasite!

>> No.8961497

>>8961464
shut the fuck up worthless parasite

>> No.8961508

>>8961497
a good one 3/5

>> No.8961515

>>8961508
hey
just letting u know i lke ur gimmick
keep up the good work

>> No.8961519

>>8961497

How comical! How comical!

You call me a "worthless parasite," yet that's exactly what you know yourself to be!

Wow! I have spotted such absolute 100% hypocrisy this minuteness, and it's time for me to bring your inadequacies to your attention!

I noticed something about your cheeks. Actually, I found your fuckin' absolute 100% garbage cheeks (which can't even go creakedyness under your footness this minuteness) in the fuckin' trash! I came to the garbage of this place and realized just how garbage your cheeks were! They'd be crumpled up and tossed aside right this minute upon sight!

Wow! Get your garbage cheeks out of my way! I need to move forward!

>> No.8961524

>>8961519
what a try-hard faggot

>> No.8961551

>>8961519
hahaha... immature social outcast who pulls his distaste of human society on a man who is going to have a child. Asserting the uselessness of human society without any evidence at all to back it up. Who is to say that you did anything to benefit the world at all. Your speech is like an 11 year old's. You have a dead concept of happiness in existence, and the only statement you brought up to back yourself up is that the world is overpopulated. Call me a hippocrite, I don't care, because it comes from a little faggot who thinks himself greater than any other /jp/er or human for that matter. Go back into your hole, scumbags like you annoy me.

>> No.8961562

>>8961551
>Call me a hippocrite
Call me a hippocrate then.

>> No.8961570

>>8961519
You're going through the cynical phase and you don't know how to express dislike for the ugliness of humanity so you start bringing your faggotry to a soon-to-be father instead of the niggers and shitbag worthless people like you who deserve it because you're too scared to accept that you're just like anyone else if not even more pathetic.

>> No.8961567

>>8961519
hey bro are you a philosopher 2???

>> No.8961577

>>8961562
funny

>> No.8961572

Everyone calm down, the normals in this thread will regret their mistakes soon enough when the brats grow older.

>> No.8961588

>>8961442
Fuck Biblical names. You can't get less original than that. Have the decency to name your spawn something that's not the equivalent of genericbabyname1234.

>> No.8961590

How comical! How comical!

You're all 100% worthless parasites! If you weren't, then why is hillbilly mutt 20 now an existentialist armageddon upon seeing your replies?

Yeah! That's right! Therefore, all of your arguments are completely invalid and parents are worthless parasites passing on genes that are unlikely to amount to anything important.

You know this. You agree with me 100%. You can't possibly understand my true ferocity.

You pretending to disagree with me is just you trying to save your precious public image; you can't handle being the absolute 100% wrongness this minuteness. That's why you try so hard to deny the fact that you're wrong.

>> No.8961595

>>8961590
NO U

>> No.8961592

anyways...congrats on your baby, is it a boy or girl?

>> No.8961600

>>8961595
>>8961590
samefag

>> No.8961601

Are you going to get deployed again?

>> No.8961603

>>8961600
Nope.

>>8961595 and >>8961562 are samefag.
I know what I'm talking about.

>> No.8961609

>>8961588
I bet you would be one to name your son "xXx_ePIC.nOsCoPeZ[420]_xXx" or your daughter "phatb00tygurl987."

>> No.8961615

>>8961603
>>8961600
samefag

>> No.8961619

>>8961590
Ok, you think it makes you more respected or cool-sounding when you say "How Comical" twice. The point is that you're the one calling everyone parasites and inferior when you haven't done anything yourself. Of course people can be parasites of society, doesn't mean they are all like that, and I see no point in insulting this man by saying that about his family.

Understand your true ferocity? really?

>> No.8961621

>>8961609
That would be funny as HELL.

>> No.8961627

>>8961619
sorry anon but this guy is starting to rustle my jimmies

>> No.8961628

>>8961609
good idea

>> No.8961630

congrats on the marriage

>> No.8961639
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>>8961630
yep congrats on the marriage OP, don't let the trolls troll you.

>> No.8961636

>>8961619

You worthless little clone! You're just trying to get my cheeks to boil by denying a truth that is inconvenient for you to accept: this man is a worthless parasite that is passing on worthless genes.

How comical! How comical! The comicalness of this is simply astounding!

You're all appealing to incorrectness right this minuteness. That's a logical fallacy, and that means all of your arguments are 100% incorrect right this minuteness.

Your power is nothing compared to mine! I have no weakness!

>> No.8961643

>>8961636
>>8961619
confirmed samefags
you can stop now

>> No.8961644

>>8961636
What are you even talking about? You don't have a weakness because you have no argument.

>> No.8961646

>asspie arguing with himself

lol wh i qt

>> No.8961647

>>8961643
How can you confirm such things

Are you a mod

Is it okay to be a mod and say

I mean it's not like you have your capcode

Can you put on your capcode

>> No.8961654

>>8961644

I have no weakness because everything I say is 100% true. I'm exerting dangerously high magnitudes of correctness directly from my bootyasscheek johnson ultimatum supremacies right this minuteness.

You know this to be true. You know that all of your genes are worthless and that the concept of family is in itself pointless.

You know this. You agree 100%. If you didn't agree, why would you say that you didn't agree? Therefore, you agree 100% and know that everything I say is 100% factual.

It looks like something is using your ass as an elevator...

>> No.8961653

>>8961647
i am a hacker

>> No.8961657

>>8961643
Alright, sorry about that, I'll just leave it. Congratulations on your baby OP

>> No.8961658

>>8961653
Do you mean like

A UNIX graybeard hacker

Like Donald Knuth or someone

Or do you mean like

I break computers with my computer

>> No.8961662

>>8961658
total pro nigga
u cant even ftahom the shit i do, these hands are pure magic

>> No.8961664

>>8961662
How are your hands magic

Are they like enchanted

Or were you born with powers

If so what kind of powers do you have

>> No.8961666

>>8961664
when i was born
the hand of god touche me
i was blesse d and givne divine powers
i codl be anything i wanted
then i became a hacker
because when u know it
it something tha gives imennse power over people

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8961687

Congratulations, OP.
I wish you happiness in your life. I hope that you and your wife can raise this child well.
Let's put our hopes and dreams together in this child. There's going to be a rough path ahead as a parent, but if you can endure it, you can take one step forward to achieve true happiness.

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8961689

This is completely unfair.


How is this any more relevant than
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8961665
???

>> No.8961697

>>8961687
What the hell are you talking about? His life over now.
I feel so, so sorry for you OP.

>> No.8961704

congrats op

I hope you turn your son into a good girl

>> No.8961709

>>8961689
Take your homolust to >>>/hm/ faglord

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>>8961687
so beauitufl!!!!!

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8961736

congrats

>> No.8961742

>>8961397
Fuck you and your shitty baby asshole!

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