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>that feel when you have no friends, no job, live at home with your parents, dropped out of University, have never had a girlfriend, cannot approach girls, am a virgin. You feel intimidated and inferior to women. You look at better looking men and feel absolute hatred towards them because of your terrible jealousy. You spend 8 hours a day on 4chan. You are depressed. You have constant anxiety. You wake up in the night with your heart pounding. You can't cope in social situations. You blush at the drop of a hat. You find it almost impossible to make conversation with people. You crumble under even the slightest amount of scrutiny. You have bad posture and speak too fast in a monotone voice and people struggle to understand you. You are obsessed with your appearance and spend hours in front of the mirror picking fault with the most minor of imperfections. You are paranoid people are judging you, making fun of, and criticizing you. You talk to yourself constantly and live in a dreamworld and fantasize all the time. You look to blame others for your problems even though you know deep down it is all your fault. You are still clinging to childhood even though it is long, long gone. You live in constant regret that you have underachieved in your life. You are bitter towards others who have succeeded. You feel that you are not in control of your own mind. You cannot stay focused or motivated on anything for long enough to succeed. You have chronic procrastination. You have a negative voice in your head that literally feels like another person dictating what a freak you are. All you have is blind hope that one day you'll turn things around. You have tried in vain many times to understand why you turned out like this but to no avail. You are what you are and hate it. You wish you were free.

>> No.8959503

>>8959494

Sounds like you have some issues OP.

>> No.8959504

Sweet jeeesus, look at all that green....greenis.

>> No.8959514

hahahahahzn bet a a jlo vuuudwpe

>> No.8959522
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>> No.8959518

Maybe you should just pick up drinking?

>> No.8959528

>feel absolute hatred towards men
No, no, no. This is not how you're supposed to do it. You must hate 3D women, and 3D women only.

>> No.8959524

Who are you quoting?

>> No.8959530

different chair

>> No.8959546

Yeah, you're pretty much spot on, OP.
I feel like everything will start to get better if I can just get a job again but I'm terrified to leave my room alone and be surrounded by strangers like that. I'll do it though. Just not this weekend...

>> No.8959559

>that feel when OP didn't run out of green ink

>> No.8959560

Almost there, OP. Give me a few more years and I'll know all of that feel instead of just most of it.

>> No.8959561

>>8959528
>>8959530
>>8959546
Did you guys actually read all of that?

>> No.8959567 [DELETED] 

>that feel when you have no friends, no job, live at home with your parents, dropped out of University, have never had a girlfriend, cannot approach girls, am a virgin. You feel intimidated and inferior to women. You look at better looking men and feel absolute hatred towards them because of your terrible jealousy. You spend 8 hours a day on 4chan. You are depressed. You have constant anxiety. You wake up in the night with your heart pounding. You can't cope in social situations. You blush at the drop of a hat. You find it almost impossible to make conversation with people. You crumble under even the slightest amount of scrutiny. You have bad posture and speak too fast in a monotone voice and people struggle to understand you. You are obsessed with your appearance and spend hours in front of the mirror picking fault with the most minor of imperfections. You are paranoid people are judging you, making fun of, and criticizing you. You talk to yourself constantly and live in a dreamworld and fantasize all the time. You look to blame others for your problems even though you know deep down it is all your fault. You are still clinging to childhood even though it is long, long gone. You live in constant regret that you have underachieved in your life. You are bitter towards others who have succeeded. You feel that you are not in control of your own mind. You cannot stay focused or motivated on anything for long enough to succeed. You have chronic procrastination. You have a negative voice in your head that literally feels like another person dictating what a freak you are. All you have is blind hope that one day you'll turn things around. You have tried in vain many times to understand why you turned out like this but to no avail. You are what you are and hate it. You wish you were free.

Other than crossed out things, same chair mostly.

>> No.8959574

>>8959561
Yes. Why do you ask?

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>>8959561
o yea?

>> No.8959579

So is this chair thing a meme or something?

Or was OPs text too green for me to see his reference to one?

>> No.8959580

85% same chair.

>> No.8959581

Why would you feel inferior to women?

You have a cock at least

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8959594

that chair man

>> No.8959595
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8959595

greentext is supposed to make it easier to read

>> No.8959596

You forgot the part about the gender dysphoria and the craving to sucking a dick (curse you saten anon!)

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8959606

Stopped reading a few lines down but I know those feels OP. We should kill ourselves soon.

>> No.8959608

>>8959579
Sort of. Started Monday. I wonder when /a/ will pick it up.

>> No.8959637
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8959637

That feel when you are a truNEET.

>> No.8959759
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You may enjoy being e-cool for swearing off 3d, but when the girl you spent your last five years of college in love with tells you she wants to help you get your life back together and, tears in her eyes, asks you to not shut her out of your life like you have everyone else, and you run back to your place so you can watch sister princess and d'awww at Hinako, it can get kinda disheartening when you realize that you're throwing away whatever glim chance you had of ever having children. On the other hand, you've still got Hinako.

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Don't worry OP, it'll all pay off when you hit 30 and become a wizard.

These are simply the trials of earning your amazing powers. You can make it, OP.

I'll be here rooting for you.

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>You feel that you are not in control of your own mind

>You have a negative voice in your head that literally feels like another person dictating what a freak you are

These are the only ones that describe me, due to a family history of schizophrenia and whatnot.

Other than that my life is gooooooooooood and I feel swell.

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8960915

yes
i suppose i should sudoku huh jp
goodbye
thank you for being my only friends

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>>8960915
no!

>> No.8960919

>tfw OP is describing my life exactly.

I hate you for reminding me of what I am.

>> No.8960921

Why would you feel inferior to a gender?
I don't understand. Being scared of, sure. Or feeling inferior to specific people. But the gender as a whole is silly, you have no reason to feel inferior.

>> No.8960928

>>8959494
That really describe my life entirely.. Except I'm still 19 and plan to drop from IT course and go for law instead.. But I'm still afraid to tell my parent about this..

>> No.8960939

The only thing I feel is the lack of feelings. Everything is so old and tired. Books, VNS, movies, anime, games, feels like there is nothing fresh anymore.
Porn is same old thing. I remember when I first found fatal pulse. Now that was something. Not anymore.
I need to find something new. I'm going to order a set of random onaholes, this might help for a while. Proper vibrator for anal masturbation wouldn't hurt either.
Honestly, I wish I could get drugs without leaving my house. Psychedelics and heroin sound beautiful.

I want to vomit.

>> No.8960942

A girl told me to smell her last week.

>> No.8960943

>>8960942

What did she smell like?

>> No.8960948 [DELETED] 
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OP, except for a few things, you seem like me.

>that feel when haven't shown up to college in months and im way too anxious to go back
>havent had a girlfriend since grade 10, she took my virginity and i got clingy as fuck then cheated on me with my best friend at the time, in my house
>only have superficial friends on the internet
>traveled to a mental hospital in boston and spent three months there, actually made some friends, will never see them again
>my only friend i have in real life barely hangs out with me anymore and im jealous of him in almost all aspects

pretty much the only thing i have going for me in my life is that I have a very supporting family. maybe a little too supporting to the point theyre enabling me being a NEET and never having to leave the house for anything

fuck these feels

>picture related, its who i need to come save me

>> No.8960952

>>8960943
3DPD

>> No.8960957

>spends hours in the mirror
Wrong board
>>>/fit/

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>that feel when you have no friends, no job, live at home with your parents, dropped out of University, have never had a girlfriend, cannot approach girls, am a virgin.
None of that shit matters. At all. If you can't find a decent, intelligent girl then fucking die without one. Maybe they'll take a fucking hint.

>You spend 8 hours a day on 4chan
Stop that. Don't spend more than 6 (literal) hours on here

>You are depressed.
>You have constant anxiety.
Get meds, kill yourself, or suck it up. These are your options.

>You wake up in the night with your heart pounding.
I wake up in the afternoon with my heart pounding. And then it pounds some more. Forever.

>You can't cope in social situations.
You don't need to

>You find it almost impossible to make conversation with people
Don't. If they're intelligent you will automatically have things to talk about. Don't bother with small talk. It's for your mother and her friends.

>You are paranoid people are judging you, making fun of, and criticizing you.
They are. Judge them back. Welcome to society.
(I still haven't got this part myself)

>You live in constant regret that you have underachieved in your life
You are the epitome of perfection. Be glad people like yourself exist to provide a good example of the human race at it's finest.

>You cannot stay focused or motivated on anything for long enough to succeed.
>You have chronic procrastination.
If it feels like a chore, don't do it. Take up an art. Anything creative. It is impossible for creative shit to feel like a chore. If it does, you have writer's block. Take a break. Don't live your life not having fun.

>> No.8961009

>>8960980
/r9k/ pls go

>> No.8961012

>>8961009
I've never used that board ;_;

>> No.8961018

>>8961012
you should they will love your blogging and spongebob pictures :)

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