How truNEET are you? I masturbate for four hours straight each day and then black out from low blood pressure when I stand up. >~~truNEET-HARDCORE~~ >~~INSIDE EVERY DAY~~

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Anonymous Fri May 4 11:39:02 2012 No.8955976 [Reply] [Original]

How truNEET are you?

I masturbate for four hours straight each day and then black out from low blood pressure when I stand up.

>~~truNEET-HARDCORE~~
>~~INSIDE EVERY DAY~~

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 11:48:33 2012 No.8956010 Yesterday I fapped and drank alcohol for hours until I passed out, then woke up three hours laters in a puddle of my jizz and vomit.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 12:36:32 2012 No.8956149 /jp/ lives like rockstars

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 12:40:01 2012 No.8956159 >>8956149 yeah... really...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 12:41:01 2012 No.8956165 >>8956149 More like cockstars. We know everything, taste, size, and how much jizz the avg. cock has.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 12:51:01 2012 No.8956205 I haven't fapped in weeks. I am DEAD serious.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 13:02:01 2012 No.8956238 >>8956149 Masturbation, drugs, and touhou 'n' eroge. Life in the slow lane. Live NEET, die young, and take it easy.

Anonymous Fri May 4 13:32:32 2012 No.8956354
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I'm so truNEET that if I was not living in a comfortable 1st world country, living with my family who loves and supports me, and taking advantage of all the autismbucks programs, I'd be dead in a ditch.

I've lived too long for this world. I should have been dead a long time. People like me who are so useless were destined to die early according to nature. Seriously, it's through the generosity of the normies and their need to save our useless lives that I'm still around.

You've only got yourselves to blame, normies. Quit being so mad and jealous and keep convincing us to not commit suicide because ``lyfe is 5 pr3cious...''

>>	Anonymous Fri May 4 13:33:01 2012 No.8956361 I am /jp/neet That means I am pretending to be a neet because it's cool.

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