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As a truNEET, what is your favorite food?

>> No.8947373

yo momma pussy

>> No.8947375

Broccoli soup

>> No.8947376

semen

>> No.8947415
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Eating is bad.

>> No.8947431

Cashews

>> No.8947439

I like to eat food


eating food is good


when I eat food
I feel good too.

>> No.8947440
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>> No.8947442

>>8947440
lol ur fat

>> No.8947446

I eat penguinz xD

>> No.8947451
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8947451

Cheeseburgers and steak

TrueAMERICAN here.

I'm so specific about my meat though, that I can't eat anything that isn't almost entirely lean (filet mignon for example) or that isn't processed so I can't detect the fat (burgers or bologna, for example) If I chew even a tiny bit of fat, it makes it near impossible for me to finish a meal-it makes me feel sick. One time I got a piece of fat in a turkey sandwich I was eating, and almost threw up, threw the sandwich away immediately, and wasn't able to eat turkey sandwich meat for about a year or two. Is anyone else like this?

I think I was so skinny when I was younger because I refused to eat most meat, and instead only ate vegetables, fruits and bread. You know, aside from cheeseburgers and shit.

Also, not as picky a faggot as I seem-I love mcdoubles and shit.

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>>8947451
I dislike fatty and rare grilled steak. My steak is usually far in the well spectrum. Put mustard and/or barbecue sauce on it and it makes one HELLa good meal

>> No.8947461

>>8947455
>mustard and/or barbecue sauce on it

Barbaric.

>> No.8947466

>>8947461
Do you even grill?

>> No.8947474

>>8947466

Of course I do. But I'd never put any sauce on a steak. This stuff is for pork only.

>> No.8947482

>>8947474
b-but that is not kosher...

>> No.8947486

I'm quite fond of fish (most kinds). I also enjoy courgettes, red bell peppers and mushrooms. Medium rare steak gets an honourable mention too.

Not very NEET really, but oh well.

>> No.8947491

i eat 2hus

>> No.8947497

>>8947440

Maximum Autism.

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>> No.8947571

>>8947451
I'm more or less the same. It's not just fat for me, though. Anything that "shouldn't be there" disgusts me. Pork chops are perfect: meat only, no disgusting extraneous structures when you cut it. For chicken and tuna, I have to manually remove the small dark spots. The same for seeds (peas, etc.), I put away the ugly ones.
Flour is perfect. It's just flour, any impurities are too small to be seen. Out of sight, out of mind.
I wasn't like this when I was a kid, but one day I started seeing the things my grandmother did when cooking, and ten years later I still need things to be perfectly "clean" to ingest them. Disgusting old hag.

>> No.8947581

cheese.

>> No.8947596

panqueque con helado

>> No.8947602

Hotdogs

My mom grills a pack or two of them and toasts some buns so I just stand in the kitchen making and eating them until they're gone then descend back into my room.

Little slaw and mustard relish is all it takes.

>> No.8947737

>>8947571
>>8947451

Obsessive compulsiveness regarding trivial eating habits.

Check.

Ok, it says here you meet the diagnostic criteria for autism, congratulations, here's a check from the government for 500 autism bucks, and a free prescription of anti-psychotics.

>> No.8948499
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I hate food so much.

I have no appetite so I have no desire to eat, but my body needs nourishment or I get faint and I feel sad. I need to make food and the rule seems to be that the longer it takes you to make the food the more nourishing it is. For example, I would be fine with eating granola bars all day, but it's not enough to keep me from feeling dizzy. This means that I have to spend several hours each day making multiple meals that I don't even want to eat and then spend about 15 minutes each time trying to force it down my throat.

Whoever designed meals was a very evil person. I wish I could have all the nutrition of a real meal, but in a drink that I could quickly swallow.

>> No.8948509

Anything with ketchup in it, no lies, I don't care about what I buy, if it's tasty or not, just have enough ketchup and everything goes in. I'm a monster, I know.

>> No.8948514

Anything made by my mom.

>> No.8948519

>>8948509

Say that shit on /ck/ and see what happens bitch.

>> No.8948524

I eat fast food way too often.

Even though I'm somehow not fat, I'm sure I'm days away from a heart attack.

>> No.8948529

Quakers Oats. It's more expensive than no-name brands, but it's one of the few luxuries I can afford.

>> No.8948532

>>8948529
U EATING DEM OATZ!?
U SQUATTING DEM SQUATZ?!?!?
U MAKIN DEM GAINZ?!

>> No.8948607

chicken breast

>> No.8950255

My own semen

>> No.8952833

Pho...whenever my mom is in a good mood I ask her to cook some. 24 year old NEET living the dream

>> No.8952865
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a certain girl's panties homu homu

>> No.8952870

Scrimps and robster craws.

>> No.8952882
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sweet things

I eat very little a day, but it's mostly all dessert related food. Like a muffin and 3 cookies and 2 glasses of water for a day. It gives me the energy I need to stay satisfied with my NEET life and also be depressed afterwards.

>> No.8952886

lentils and rice will get you by on about 70 cents of materials a day.

>> No.8952894

Rice, pasta, noodles, and lots of tofu.

>> No.8952896

jambilya with vienna sausages, canned chicken and canned shrimp.

>> No.8952904

>>8948524
It's not heart attacks you should be worried about it's cancer from the preservatives and growth hormones from over processed food.

>> No.8952916
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8952916

Rare steak. No sauce. There are no words for how much I love the bloody goodness of it.

>> No.8952919

>>8947440
jesus christ that fat autist made me laugh so hard

>> No.8952922

>>8952886
I only recently (as in, today) discovered the joy of instant ramen.

I don't know why I had never looked for any before.

It doesn't taste that great, but as I'm poor I will probably be eating quite a lot of it.

>> No.8952921

What does our favorite foods have to do with otaku culture? You can't just post whatever the hell you want, even if you do it with with a Touhou pic or mentioning NEETS in passing.

>> No.8952928
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>>8952916
I've always been afraid to try rare steak because I'm afraid I'll hate it or catch some kind of disease. How is it better than eating something well done?

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Whats the best ramen I could get in the states? this?

>> No.8952935

>>8952928
steak is much different than chicken
anything over medium rare is a waste of a good steak and should be a crime
of course with rare chicken you are asking for a disease.

>> No.8952937

>>8952932
it's good but it's no sapporo ichiban

>> No.8952933
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>>8952921
shut up brain, I want to have fun today and not follow all of the rules damn it.

>> No.8952942

>>8952935
Well I'd prefer if you elaborate why you prefer bleeding steak over cooked steak.

>> No.8952952

>>8952942
rarer steaks don't lose all of the juices that make them delicious and the protein has a weaker bond making the meat more tender.

>> No.8952956

>>8952952
I always wondered, what's stopping a rare steak lover from just eating the meat completely raw?

>> No.8952957

>>8952921
That is not a touhou.

Back to >>>/b/ tryhard scum.

>> No.8952960

>>8952942
The red watery stuff isn't blood. It's actually water, fat, and myglobin, the protein that gives muscle tissue its color. Steak for consumer use should have almost no blood in it.

>> No.8952971

>>8952952
When I was younger, I was told that eating rare steak could give you diseases of some sort.

Now I feel like I've been missing out.

>> No.8952973

>>8952956
You've never had a rare steak it's obvious, it's not raw. It's completely cooked on the outside and it's not like the inside is cold it's still around 120 degrees F.

>> No.8952974

truNEET maeks it jippee related xd

>> No.8952980

>>8952956
I've had steak tartar, and didn't like it that much. Cooking it gives it some flavor that completely raw meat lacks. Contrary to what co/ck/s may tell you, well-done isn't always a waste, but it's hard to do without giving it the shoe-leather consistency. It takes a LOT of time.

>> No.8952981

>>8952974
Using ``xD'' in an ironic shit post isn't even good shitposting. It's /a/ level shitposting and you should feel ashamed for using it.

>> No.8952987
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8952987

50cl bottled water x 3
chocolate + milk bread
sandwiches or paella

After eating sometimes it hurts, you know? I have recently discovered I have heartburn or something wrong inside. But I won't go to the medic. Maybe one night I will go to sleep and I'll find myself in Gensokyo at last.

>> No.8952986

>>8952981
At least it doesn't pretend to be more than it is.

This is the same way somebody leaving a shit in your mailbox is less offensive than somebody leaving a shit in your mailbox with a ribbon and a card.

>> No.8952990

>>8952986
I think the problem is you're under the presumption that all shitposting is bad.

>> No.8952997

>>8952980
>tartar
we had that today. It's quite nice with some good gherkins and onions
yes slav here

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>>8952973
So it's cooked but it's still red? I'm sorry if I'm sounding like such a steak noob, I just want to be better informed by someone who I can actively ask questions.

I'm curious now and I'd like to try some. I don't know where I can get one though, I don't leave the house. I rarely eat steaks to begin with. Pun not intended.

>> No.8953001

>>8952990
I'm sorry I don't have a shit fetish like you do.

>> No.8953003

>>8952992
You simply cook a steak to the internal temperature of about 118-120 degrees F, but as for finding a good steak, I hope you live in the midwest.

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>>8952987
I don't think you can die of heartburn

>> No.8953013

>>8953001
get out neo-/jp/, our history is firmly rooted in shitposting. We don't need you /a/ try-hards ruining it.

>> No.8953008

I wish I had the willpower to just stop eating.

>> No.8953016

>>8953013
I already apologized for not finding the shit you leave everywhere delicious. It's the best I can do.

>> No.8953017

>>8948529
oats are fucking oats

branded cereal is up there with bottled water on the food scam list

>> No.8953021

>>8948499

this

eating becomes a chore, an annoyance to the day.

i rely on shitty ramen, or some rice, or just microwaveable crap because i couldn't care less what i stuff in my mouth, as long as it keeps away the empty feeling for another while. these are the times i feel very fortunate for having a great metabolism...

>> No.8953023

>>8953017
>oats are fucking oats

Post that on /fit/ and see what happens

And no Quaker is not their brand

>> No.8953031

>>8953017
>branded cereal is up there with bottled water on the food scam list
not at all
organic cereal is a lot better than generic

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>>8953021
I quite often go without food for a little while, but that's usually because I run out and don't want to go outside to get more.

I hate feeling hungry though, and I feel hungry all the time. If I had somebody to buy food for me I would probably be huge.

>> No.8953052

meat of all shapes and sizes
sweet potatoes
cheese

>> No.8953058

>>8953023
>And no Quaker is not their brand
yes it is. if you mean steel cut oats or something then say that, not quacker oats. that's the brand, and he just said "more expensive than no-name"

>>8953031
better how? cereal is in such abundance that you should never have to pay a high price for the box put on it. and no matter what "organic" brand you get, they're still using grains that have been intentionally mutated through the history of agriculture.

>> No.8953067

>>8953021
I don't know what I'd do if my weight wasn't magically fixed and I had to eat healthy food to stay in shape.
I'd probably be a sad fat bastard instead of just a sad bastard.

>> No.8953069

For years I have only had peanut butter sandwiches for lunch. I wouldn't call it my favorite though

>> No.8953071

>>8948499
>wish I could have all the nutrition of a real meal, but in a drink that I could quickly swallow.
Drink say 100 grams of WPI with water, a daily multivitamin and some liquid energy source like oil.

That's for once a day. If you like, you can separate it into smaller "meals."

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