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Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me...
Happy birthday... dear Alice...
Happy birthday to...

Where is everyone? I'm sure they all know today is my special day. I sent everyone in Gensokyo an invitation informing them of my party. I even took the extra step and made personalized invitations for everyone; it took a very long time to do them all, but I was satisfied in letting everyone know I care about them and are special to me.

I also did a lot to prepare for this party. I even made a huge, seven-layered cake for everyone. Just as I was finished icing it, I was moving it to the center of the center, I tripped; the cake fell out of my hands and got completely ruined as it hit the floor. I was about to cry from all the hard work I put into the cake, but then I realize I could tell the story to my friends and we could laugh it off together. I cleaned up the mess, and made the little cake in a hurry.

I waited so very long for everyone to come; it's now 1:30 in the morning and technically my birthday has passed. I spent my entire birthday preparing for the party and waiting for everyone.

Happy birthday to me...

>> No.894299

Cool story bro

>> No.894298

.

>> No.894304

Happy Sage to you

>> No.894302

;_;

>> No.894306
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>> No.894307

already done

>> No.894321
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894321

God damn it, Alice doesn't work like that. She lives alone and usually is alone because she WANTS to be; her studies take up pretty much all of her time.

Further, if she DID have a birthday, Marisa'd probably come.

>> No.894325

>>894306

.... What? All I see is another chair.

>> No.894332

>>894306
Who's that supposed to be? One of her dolls?

>> No.894335

>>894325
WHY YOU DO THIS

>> No.894347

>>894335

Seriously. I don't know if it's an animated image or transparent or whatever, but all I see is Alice and an additional fucking chair.

>> No.894356

>>894325
Yeah. There's nothing there. I think that's the joke.

>> No.894371

>>894306
Who is that girl sitting next to Alice? I've never seen her in a Touhou game before. Is she a crossover from some obscure anime?

>> No.894378

>>894325
>>894347
>>894356
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING IDIOTS.
Learn your fucking memes or gtfo, newfags. Kill yourselves faggots.

>> No.894376

/r/ the "you're the worst kind of alice fan" text block

>> No.894375

It's not your birthday.

>> No.894381
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>>894378

>> No.894383

Forced memes are the worst.

SICP

>> No.894387

With birthdays every day, no wonder you are thousands of years old

>> No.894399

>>894383
It's not as bad as /prog/

>> No.894409

>>894296
You're that faggot that got b& from /2/ like 2 days ago for this kind of shit, right?

>> No.894411

>>894296
You're that faggot that got b& from /a/ like 2 days ago for this kind of shit, right?

>> No.894436
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>>894296

You. You are what's wrong with Alice fans. It's not like Alice was shunned by Gensokyo and forced into her position, she lives on her own out in the forest because she wants to, because she's engrossed in her magical research trying to perfect her doll magic to create a doll with free will. Shanghai isn't independent, none of her dolls are, she's just a wooden doll under Alice's complete control.

She keeps to herself mostly, sometimes Marisa will bother her, other times when something concerns her she'll both Marisa. She gets invited to parties (IaMP) and Suika has a go at her for being more friendly with the humans then she is with Youkai (but then, who didn't Suika drunkenly rant about?). The human villagers avoid her because she a creepy Youkai, but they know she's relatively safe and will even allow someone trapped in the forest late at night to bunk at her place (but most don't because it's a house full of creepy dolls that do all the work).

tl;dr - Alice isn't some sad pathetic creature, she's a independent Youkai mage who happened to take a interest in two local strong humans.

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894452

I would go to Alice's birthday ;_;

>> No.894467

>>894452
Everyone would ;_;

>> No.894473

>>894467

I'd probably be the only one to bring a present.

>> No.894474

>>894467
I wouldn't.

>> No.894486
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>>894436
Fuck yes

>> No.894489

>>894436

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894713

Thread needs some Alice abuse.

>> No.894726
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>>894713

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894738

She likes it, though........... I think.

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>>894713
>Thread needs moar Alice love.

Fixed

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894755

Oh, it makes the pain go away~

>> No.894762
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>>894738
Alice is indifferent to abuse. So boring.

>> No.894764

What does one get Alice for her birthday, anyway?

>> No.894771

>>894764
An interesting novel.

>> No.894776

>>894764
I dunno, maybe a doll or something.
Girls like dolls right?
It would be worth it just to see her face. Oh the wondrous Yandere.

>> No.894779

>>894764
A sewing kit.

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>> No.894788

>>894776
Dude. She has a house FULL of dolls. She MAKES DOLLS. I don't think she wants another fucking doll.

Also, tsundere.

>> No.894797

>>894771
The Necromnicon?

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>>894788
>tsundere

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>>894804
and

>> No.894810
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>>894804
delicious

>> No.894811

>>894764
A warm, loving hug.

Well, that's what I'd really like for my birthday, anyway.

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894815

stupid pervy alice; stop looking at my panties!

>> No.894826

for once id like to see doujins/fic for Alice protraying an opposite to this trend.

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894828

>>894815

>> No.894830

>>894811
M....me too ;_;

>> No.894834

>>894826
What, you mean like >>894436
?

>> No.894840

>>894815
Get back to gaia. I hear they love roleplaying on the internets.

>> No.894863

>>894764
The INTERNET

>> No.897199

>>894863

That surprisingly makes sense.

>> No.897239

>>894771
>>894797

That's what you give Patchy, not Alice.

Then again, she probably has it already.

>> No.897750

;_; thread

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