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What do you do when you are hungry but have 0 money and nothing edible?

>> No.8939164

This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27NX_MMIkLY

>> No.8939161

Ask my mom to buy some groceries.

>> No.8939166
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8939166

starve

>> No.8939173

Go use a food bank.

>> No.8939170

Giggle about how the janitor deleted my thread
Also, I get ten bucks if this gets deleted

>> No.8939172

I go in the kitchen and find food.

>> No.8939176

>>8939164

Does this work in America?

>> No.8939181

>>8939172
>nothing edible

>> No.8939186

When life gives you lemons, play ball.

>> No.8939194

>>8939186

When life gives you lemons nigga, throw them at pedestrians.

>> No.8939197

Drink water. Works in every manga. Drinking water when you have no money can supply you with enough energy to survive at least another week.

>> No.8939199

>>8939176
I don't see why it wouldn't. It's not like they tell the next window person what you look like or what car you drive.

>> No.8939204

eat shit op

>> No.8939239

Go to your local market and steal food then runaway. If you get caught just explain that you are poor and hungry, they might make you a hot meal if after that.

>> No.8939248

>not buying bags and bags of rice when you know you're going to be broke.
But yeah, I know how you're feeling op, living on pennies right now myself.

>> No.8939249

Go to a back alley, suck someone's dick and drink his cum. Do that until you're not hungry anymore

>> No.8939261

Do what the rest of the world does

FIND A WAY TO DEAL WITH IT, OR STARVE

>> No.8939269

Get a dollar and buy 20 ramen noodle packets

>> No.8939267

>>8939249
Um, about that.

http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/nutritional-value-serving-semen

>> No.8939264

Sleeping cures hunger.

>> No.8939275

>>8939155
Eat paper, insects, etc.

>> No.8939277

Self fellatio, OP.
In just one week of stretching you should be able to get "it" straight from the source, or so I hear.
<_<
>_>

>> No.8939279

Drink water until you can't anymore.
As long as your stomach is full you can go on for another day.

Then you go out and find food. I usually keep an eye on the local dumpsters just to see what's biting, and then I know where to go when I get hungry.

Panhandling works sometimes if you only need a little.
If you don't like doing that, just go out and collect metal or glass. Turn that stuff in at an exchange and go buy rice and vodka.

Hunting works too, but if you can do it, then you don't need me to explain how that works. Urban hunting for rats, squirrels, small birds, and stray pets may also be good alternative if the pinch is tight.

>> No.8939291

>>8939277
; )

>> No.8939311

>>8939279
>Drink water until you can't anymore.
Please stop trying to kill /jp/ community members.
If not then gb2/b/ with your childish ways.

>> No.8939310

There should be free meals at some charity in your city. If not you can always steal some food from the store, it's piss easy if ti's a big store and you don't steal something expensive or big.

>> No.8939324

>>8939311
Their plan isn't to kill people, it's to poison them with fluoride, thus making them docile and infertile and manufacturing more NEETs.

As for me, I'll stick with sugary aspartame-filled soda like a sensible person.

>> No.8939327

>>8939279
>hunting squirrels
Make a sling, problem solved. Them bitch-niggers can't compete with a sling.

>> No.8939339

>eating squirrels
Are we redneck hicks or something?

>> No.8939344

>>8939327
This is funny. You won't be able to kill anything with a sling. Don't offer advice when you have never done what you say.

Kill squirrels is simple to do, if you don't have small rifle or air gun, you have only to lure to it out and smash it with large stick. Do not try use rat traps, will not work.

>> No.8939342

>>8939339
We're survivors.

>> No.8939364

Eat your neighbors dog. That fucker always barks at night like a retard anyway.

>> No.8939371

>>8939342
Well in that case add snakes and gators to the list.

>> No.8939380

>>8939371
And tree frogs.

>> No.8939389

>>8939380
I laughed heartily.

>> No.8939394

If you have piss bottles you can make a simple distillery to extract the water from your urine.

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