/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Greetings Touhou fans. I was wondering if there are any characters in touhou or even japanese culture that are as manly as Gaston?

Of course we're talking about a guy who has biceps to spare, with every last inch of him covered in hair!

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

That's not very hard. Anyone manly as Shinji Ikari or more is more manly than Gaston.

[Anonymous No.]

If he had really eaten that many oozen of egs in the morning every day, he would die from too much cholesterol. Fake and gay, that's when I stopped the movie.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Marisa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8936571
Is this the specimin of which you talk?


Firstly, it looks like a girl and no real man would ever be caught wearing an outfit like that. Either way it definitely has never heard of a dumbbell.

>>8936632

That facial structure is admirable, however I'm willing to bet he doesn't have as much bodily hair as Gaston.

[Anonymous No.]

homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>8936551
This oni right here can torn your friend into two pieces.

[Anonymous No.]