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You're browsing /jp/ when suddenly you are teleported to a poor rural area of China. You look around and see the remains of a burning village, the only survivor is a young teenage girl that is trapped under some rubble.

Would you marry this Chinese farm girl?

She's shy, caring, loyal, an untainted virgin, knows no English at all but is willing to learn with your help, and just wants you to take her with you. Depending on your decision then after you decide you will be teleported back to your room either with her or alone.

>> No.8935155

Chinese women make the best wives. They're like what Japanese girls used to be before they were Americanized.

>> No.8935152

Yes.
I don't regret anything.

>> No.8935168

I've often thought about flying to China and heading to some village, waving some dollars in the air, and pointing to a random girl. Is that all it would take to get a wife?

>> No.8935171

Only if I can get her a citizenship, also if she's too young to work she'd be a burden.
Probably wouldn't marry.

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8935167

Yeah i would help her out but not molest her.

>> No.8935192
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8935192

How can I help her learn English if I don't even know Mandarin?

>> No.8935187

>>8935168
Yes, but they will run away with your money after a few days so they can be "sold" off again.

>> No.8935214

No. She's obviously a tragic villain in the making. I kill her there and then and save our planet from destruction of untold proportions.

>> No.8935228

>>8935192

You do it the old fashion way.

Point to apple.
Say apple.
etc

>> No.8935239

I would adopt her, of course. The first rule is that you must always protect the loli. The second is that you must never molest the loli.

>> No.8935257

>>8935239
i really must express my appreciation of your pro-loli sentiments. Hats off to you sir.

>> No.8935269

>>8935239
I second this statement.

>> No.8935421

China > Japan

Japan has been corrupted.

>> No.8935888

>>8935192
Open up google translate.

>> No.8935899

PLA pls go.

>> No.8935902

>>8935888

>Google translate

LOL it's so accurate.

>> No.8935916

uhhh... no? because why should I?
just drop her off in a nearest hospital or something.

>> No.8935925

>>8935916

Why? WHY?

To ease your soul crushing loneliness.

And molestation

>> No.8935931

No. I'm being honest when I say that a teenage is too old for my tastes.

>> No.8935935

>>8935142
Neat

>> No.8935961

Definitely, I need someone to co-op with and it would be fun figuring out the intricacies of each others cultures.

>> No.8936114

Yes, hell fucking yes

>> No.8936131

http://www.chinasmack.com/2009/stories/impoverished-farmer-father-abandoned-girl-daughter.html

Enjoy

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8936390

>>8936131
was very interesting
thank you

>> No.8936408

>>8935142
as long has she is able to play Touhou alongside me, and is able to 1CC UFO on Lunatic. I hear the Chinese are quite the Touhou players.

>> No.8936420

>>8936131
isn't Chinasmack the Sankakucomplex equivalent of China?

There's also KoreaBANG if you're into that kind of thing as well

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8936454

yes?

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