/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if you got a free trip to japan with 3 days stay?

What i mean by what would you do is what activities would you partake in.

[/spoiler]and you get 1000 dollars spending money[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

Take it easy and go to a tsundere maid cafe

[Anonymous No.]

club mogra, shimokitazawa shelter and spend money on sex with schoolgirls

[Anonymous No.]

karate, or go looking for surviving ninja traditions and have them give me pointers.

or meido cafe, always wanted to do that once but it'd be kind of embarrassing for me. kind of like if i'd walked into an adult store. you know i did that once? stressful shit. especially if they talk to you.

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>>8934978
But I think it would be hilarious to take a normalcool with you and just tell them it's normal for Japan and and watch their reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

Give it to someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

Keep the money and sell the tickets.

[Anonymous No.]

Buy a shitload of energy drinks and spend 3 days straight at whatever game centre that will take my money

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>>8935023
Fot the sake of this pretend situation you can spend your money in yen.

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>>8935029
Well I can't imagine all game centres will be open 24/7, so whatever one that will be will get my money.

Maybe I'll go game centre hopping...

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>>8935036
That would be sweet. Do they got strip clubs in japan? and would you sleep with a prostitute?I don't want to get a disease.

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>>8934963
She's so squeezable, she makes hands hurt.

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>>8935051

[Ａｎｏｎｙｍｏｕｓ No.]

I'd shitpost on /jp/ and share pictures of Vietnamese women that everyone's seen 20,000 times. Then I'd mess up using spoiler tags.

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>>8935071
a h d u d e y o u s u r e h u r t m y f e e l i n g s .

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>>8935049
They DO have strip clubs in Japan.

I wouldn't sleep with a prostitute; the whole "3D" thing doesn't quite cut it for me--especially when work related health issues include things like "sores" and "discharge"

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>>8935071
Why shitpost on /jp/ when you could shitpost on 2ch?

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>>8935085
what do you mean by work related?

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what are the strip club laws like in Japan? Full nude? Topless only? How much contact is allowed?

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>>8935099
Prostitutes... get... STIs...?

I figured it was like, obvious.

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>>8935099
Why don't you ask your mother.

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>>8935093
You can shitpost on 2ch from outside Japan

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>>8935103
stripping in Tokyo
We all took taxis from the hotel to the strip club. It was a funny site to see: seven cars following each other, zooming through red lights. When we arrived outside the club, a couple of Japanese doormen came and escorted our group inside. The club's arrangement was like a mini circular auditorium. The stage was located in the center and the seats were placed all around the stage in descending levels (like a movie theater).

If you want unusual entertainment, Tokyo's the place to be. Imagine, in the US and France, most strip bars have women dancing on stage and in private booths (sometimes they obviously do a little more than dancing). But in Japan, men actually have sex on stage right in front of all the other spectators. It is as if you are watching a porno on TV, the only difference is that instead of watching actors, you're watching businessmen having sex.

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>>8935109
What exactly goes on? Old businessmen take turns going up on stage and having sex with the strippers, while everyone else watches. They don't have to worry about their performance, because once they've finished, everyone applauds no matter what they do.

In some extreme cases (usually the older men), sex toys have to be used to stimulate the man. If that does not work, then the strippers put some kind of heated liquid over the man's penis to stimulate an erection. It is a really interesting site to see, because a man usually can't help but feel embarrassed when he can't "perform", but in this case everyone keeps cheering instead of laughing.

In one particular case, one of the businessmen could not get an erection. Not even with the heated liquid (someone should have popped him a Viagra pill), so he started to bow down in shame and all the other men began applauding him. I asked Mr. Sakamoto why everyone was clapping and cheering. He explained that the man on stage was having some problems, and that the other men recognized his courage. So instead of having sex with the stripper, the shamed man had his toe sucked by her for ten minutes. Amazing, wouldn't you say?

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>>8935111
XD grat one man xD owned

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>>8935109
so these idiots went to a brothel masquerading as a "strip club" and then assumed that's what all Japanese strip clubs are like?

Have they never been to South America?

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>>8935130
typical baka gajins

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Good luck on getting in any good sex place other than overpriced Korean shithole unless you have a Japanese friend

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>>8935120
I'd get on stage and drink the semen of everyone who went before me out of the strippers' vaginas

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>>8935150

"All we wanted was a normal son..." - you're mom

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>>8935150
BROFIST.jpg

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I would go to a Comiket, a Retasai, or a Miku concert, if any of those events are available (due the date). I would visit Akihabara also.

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I'd get a hotel room with cable so I can watch broadcast anime and then post spoilers on /a/.

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Oh hey, it’s that Vietnamese girl. Or Vietnamese-American probably.