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Dear /jp/

I have kidnapped your precious Alice Margatroid. If you want her back safely, prepare 50000 yen and drop it off at the Scarlet Devil Lake.

Yours truly,
Holden Caulfield

>> No.893350

50000 yen?

Is this some kind of joke?

>> No.893351

Go back to being a deaf-mute, Holden.

>> No.893352

Keep her.

>> No.893354

>your precious Alice Margatroid

Okay, I laughed.

You keep your filthy hands off Shanghai, though.

>> No.893355

You should have taken a better hostage.

>> No.893357

You can keep her.

>> No.893365

Hope you like scat, or at least the smell of shit slowly filling the room.

>> No.893370

$500 for a nice waifu?

...

Eh, alright, I'll bite. She's probably the easiest Touhou to charm anyways, so paying a ransom will probably make me the new Marisa.

>> No.893387

>>893370

Enjoy your shit.

>> No.893391

>>893345
Go die Mao. Or should I say Kyohei? Fuck you.

>> No.893401

so if we bring you 50000 yen, we can get her and then do everything we want with her?

>> No.893402

>>893391
You've got the wrong person, see, it's signed "Holden Caulfield."

>> No.893410

Holden Caulfield?
I don't remember him kidnapping anyone.

>> No.893425
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893425

>>893345
>I have kidnapped your precious Alice Margatroid
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

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