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[Anonymous No.]

>Arachnophobic
>Have a cute girl over for dinner one night
>See a cockroach in the kitchen
>Oh god the girl I brought home is going to think I'm disgusting
>Spiderbro darts out from under the cabinets and grabs it
>I freak out and go to stomp on him
>He looks up at me
>I hesitate
>He pulls the roach under the counter and kills it for me
>Alright, fine, he can stay
>He killed bugs for me all year. Hell, he killed other spiders for me too
>I would drop bits of meat on the floor for him to eat
>We became fast friends
>Dark and stormy night
>Burglars break into my flat
>Tackle the first one, but the second one pulls a gun and points it at my face
>Prepared to die
>Look up
>Spiderbro is on the ceiling
>Drops onto burglar's face, bites his eye
>Burglar freaks out and starts flailing around
>I grab the gun
>Girlfriend calls the cops
>Police come, arrest burglars
>I spend the next day looking for spiderbro
>No sign of him
>Check his home, see a pile of roaches he killed and wrapped up, never ate them just killed them for me
>Spiderbro gave his life for me
>Never forget

[Anonymous No.]

Sounds like a Garfield gag to me.

[Anonymous No.]

tg;r'd

[Moe !TRONurrVj. No.]

you should write your own funny story
i will read it and reply if i see it

[Anonymous No.]

That's not funny and randum.