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8930146 No.8930146 [Reply] [Original]

Does over masterbation make you stupid?‎

>> No.8930153

Actually, masturbation makes you smarter, because your body encodes bad memories and useless knowledge into waste products while you masturbate and shoots them out with your semen.

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>> No.8930162

Well, it saps all your mana so your casting time is gonna suffer no matter what.

>> No.8930164
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>>8930153
Because that scientifically makes sense

>> No.8930965

Nope, it only makes you go blind and grow hair on your palms.

>> No.8930975

>>8930146
>masterbation
Too late for you

>> No.8930988

>>8930162
I drink my semen afterwards to save time on the clean up, it also lets me reabsorb the mana so I don't have this problem.

>> No.8930991

>>8930153
I have a PhD in Masturbatory Studies and I can confirm this.

>> No.8930997

>>8930988
Why don't you bottle it, and then use it later in desperate situations? It's not like you don't have time to recharge it normally anyway.

>> No.8930996

> delete threads aimed at improving /jp/sy's quality of life
> leave this
I'm out. Everyone knows how to use the archives.

>> No.8930999

>>8930988

Naze konoka

>> No.8931008

>>8930997
What kind of desperate situation?

>> No.8931010

>>8931008
Say, for example, bitches and whores trying to steal your wizardly powers.

>> No.8931017

>>8931010
It's not desperate, nigger, it's just how life in da hood is.
You can't trust no nigga

>> No.8933888

>>8930153

So basically you are your dad's encoded bad memories and useless knowledge given form in flesh?

It finally fucking makes sense now.

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