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This is a serious thread.

Imagine that for some reason you have been granted one wish, and that wish is to have sex with a Touhou, and only with that Touhou, for one night.
Which one would you choose to have sex with? choose wisely.
You can explain why you choosed who in your post if you want.

Pic related she's the Touhou I would fuck. She's just too erotic.

>> No.8927807

The one with a vagina.

>> No.8927808

>This is a serious thread

I don't see how this shit is any different from the rest of these shit threads.

>> No.8927822


I fugg Homu

>> No.8927823

I am seriously intrigued by which Touhous would fellow anonymous posters fuck if they could only fuck one.
There's so many to pick from.

>> No.8927824
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i fug teh 2hu

>> No.8927825

minoriko aki. Something about her modest attire really fires me up.

>> No.8927826

wich t2hu u fuke?

>> No.8927827
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I assume that through the power of magic, this is consensual. I'm not interested in rape. In that case, Youmu, because I love her.

>> No.8927831
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I can't explain it honestly. I think it's her dress.

>> No.8927833
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I think I'm with you on this one, OP. I'd pick Suwako. She's the only touhou I can look at in a sexual way, after all.

>> No.8927841

I love her dress too...
actually it's a tie between Hina and Tenshi's.
Both dresses are GORGEOUS!

>> No.8927845

I think most will choose either their favorite, or one they probably couldn't fuck unless they were given a situation like this in which it was a sure thing.

>> No.8927847

This is actually a really hard question when you think about it seriously.

Sanae I guess.

>> No.8927851 [DELETED] 

Which touhous dress would you admire from a distance?

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Yuuka without a doubt. There is just something about her personality and looks that is irresistible. A mature woman who knows what she wants. Just look at that face.

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Because I am hopelessly in love with her and no one else does and ever will.

>> No.8927857

Way to post NWS material on a SFW board you newbie faggot.

>> No.8927858


>> No.8927887

She'd gap my penis into my asshole into her vagina and then my cum would suddenly fly out of her mouth onto my face like some sort of insane Rube Goldberg machine

>> No.8927888

Will the Touhou want to fuck too?

>> No.8927890

Patchouli is my favorite 2hu, but I would fuck the shit out of Suwako.

>> No.8927906


>> No.8927939

I'm divided between Yuyuko, Nue and Suwako.
I find them to be very, very erotic.
I would probably choose Suwako though.

>> No.8928019
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Yuugi's possibly the only one I wouldn't mind seeing in a lewd situation. I see my favorite Touhous as one sees their parents or role models as a child. Also I've developed a muscular/strong female fetish

>> No.8928054

I'd have to go with Yuuk- >>8927887 HOLY FUCK. my penis is now diamonds. you're right, Yukari is the only answer here, no greater sex can be conceived of than gap sex.

>> No.8928087

I'd have an endless night of passion with SM undertones with Remilia.

There's no why, she's my ``favorite" Touhou. She visits me in m dreams daily and sometimes invades my imagine spots.

>> No.8928128
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Am I the only one?

>> No.8928190
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Looks like I get Yuuka to myself.

>> No.8928254

Read your ASCII.

>> No.8928276

the 1 withe teh hat

>> No.8928285

She doesn't look happy about this. I'll second >>8927888's question. I wouldn't want to rape my favorite Touhou.

>> No.8928299
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It'd probably be Reimu. I have an affinity for shrine maidens and she's my favorite character of them all.

>> No.8928523

But Yuuka would want to be raped.

>> No.8928532
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>> No.8928536

No, she would want to rape you though.

>> No.8928540
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Romantic consensual sex with Okuu is the only good answer I can think of.

>> No.8928542

That's even better, isn't it?

>> No.8928537

Do you make an effort to shoot everyone else who wants her or is it your initial reaction?

>> No.8928550

>one night

Rinnosuke. No regrets in that case if it's just for fun.

>> No.8928554

Can I substitute fucking for cuddling and perhaps "talking and stuff"?

>> No.8928555

Yes it is.

>> No.8928574
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What do you think?.

There wouldn't be enough bullets in this world to shoot everyone who likes Milady.

Well, maybe there are, but you get my drift.

>> No.8928585

Why don't you shoot the ones who talk shit about her too?

>> No.8928590

How about people talking about her sister or maid or something?

>> No.8928606
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You are a very loyal dog. Remilia would be proud. I admire your devotion.

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But I do.



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And she's the only 2hu i like (in a lewd way)

>> No.8928872

cause tits

>> No.8930534
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Not a single Marisa? what a shame

>> No.8930553


>> No.8930563
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>> No.8930570

Have fun getting splinters in your dick

>> No.8930572
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Yukari dominated our last poll

>> No.8930580

I'm sure she'll be very soft and fleshy. She's not a traditional doll after all.

>> No.8930588


NO she didn't fucking liar, I kinda wish she did at the same time i'm happy she didn't

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This one!

>> No.8930601
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>> No.8930612
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Who in their right mind would fuck Mokou? She's a bro

>> No.8930615

Yukari, Yuyuko, Utsuho, Komachi, Sanae, Kanako, Keine, Yuugi.

Reason: OPPAI

>> No.8930618
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She's a dangerous lover.

>> No.8930632
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>> No.8930636
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Rumia. But I'd do her in the asshole only. I suspect her vagina might contain teeth.

>> No.8930642

Why the left eye of Sayaka is red?

>> No.8930647

Sakuya because time stopping-instant orgasm techniques just like in my chinese comics

>> No.8930651
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nobody wanna fuq flan?

>> No.8930661

Everybody loves crazy chicks.

>> No.8930672

Futo because she would be a traditional Japanese wife

>> No.8930686
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I want to put it in her slimy froggy holes

>> No.8930697
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Youmu, but only in the condition she wears a sukumizu during it.

>> No.8930711

Who did then?

>> No.8930799
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That's really tough question.
Depends on mood one day I'd like to have consensual sex with Marisa. Other day I'd enjoy being lost in madness while being abused by nazi bunny.
Today though I wish I could kill Mokou in some interesting ways while raping her.
Picture not really related.

>> No.8930827

i tried to take this thread >seriously and see what happened, my post doesn't fit this board at all
im gonna fix it now
id fugg frandle :D:DD:

>> No.8930829

remilia, since vampire sex usually ends with a bite and conversion into one of them.

>> No.8930835

Why not just buy a whore if you want to stick your penis into something so badly?

>> No.8930845

>buying whores

>> No.8930853

I don't get it. What happened?
Also, why did you send Mokou to the trash bin? don't try to hide it from me, I'm a wizard. Why did you do it, dipshit?

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Best touhou.

>> No.8930861
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Joke's on you I pirate all my whores.

>> No.8930878

>implying i sent anything down the trash bin

>> No.8930880

some faggot tries to impersonate him.

>> No.8930887 [DELETED] 

disregard that, i suck cocks

>> No.8930918 [DELETED] 

disregard that i suck cocks :DDDD

>> No.8930924
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No one would pick that idiot Cirno I'm sure.

As for my picks, I choose Chen or Sakuya. A Ran is fine too only if she isn't portrayed as a giant. (ZUN said she's supposed to be shorter as opposed to the general depiction. Shorter than Yukari at the least)

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>> No.8930954

I'd choose Ran. Damn just check out those fluffy tails

>> No.8930955


Sexy body, I'd like to fuck her.

>> No.8930967

So Suwako's at the top? Can't blame people for picking a several thousands year old being. Her sexual experience must be bordering on infinite.

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>> No.8931048
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Patchy, because she's perfect.

>> No.8931070

I'm attracted to Hina. Must be the bows in her hair.
Kanako or Yuuka is fine too.

>> No.8931102

I coulnt defile a touhou like that! If I HAD to, sawuko, because she might mind the least. But if I can get around this wish by simply not fucking them that night I can be in gensokyo forever as long as I remain a virgin! Or MAYBE as long as I only dont fuck that ONE touhou!

>> No.8931180

or just until the night's over. it doesn't say your wish is indefinite.

>> No.8931242

the wish is to fuck a touhou for one night, but you might possibly make your stay indefinite if you dont actually carry it out.Id spend that night looking for someone who could tell me how to/for a way to stay in gensokyo as long as possible if youre right, though.

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I chose Cirno because i want to stuff my 9 into her ice creamy baka hole.

>> No.8931654
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The correct answer is obvious when you think about it. only one night, no chance for a future romance, and can only pick one?

Mamizou. Not only is she cute by her own merits, she could probably change to every single girl you could think of. and despite being cute as hell, her plain personality would mean you're not as likely to be wrought with regret at not getting romantically involved with her.

pic related are the 2hus i'd ask her to turn into first

>> No.8931668

Yuugi. She would probably destroy me and it would be worth it.

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>>8931654 again
just reread the thread, realized that noone else even mentioned Mamizou, and i used her to exploit a loophole. at the very least i can put her picture in the thread.

i'd still pick her even if she didn't shapechange

>> No.8931724

I'd fuck mokou soo hard right now.

>> No.8931731

same here

>> No.8931739

I'm not sharing her...

I just want to break her heart. Like make her love me, and shit, and after years and what not, have sex with her. Then just leave her in the morning.

>> No.8931742

Why would you want an immortal to be your angry ex-girlfriend?

>> No.8931747

She would either kill you or don't give a single fuck. She is immortal dude, she can she past your bullshit.

>> No.8931751

You only have one night faggot. Read the fucking thread before posting.

>> No.8931760
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I would gently do love to Alice through all the night. Yep, wouldn't regret it.

>> No.8931796

Loli Yukari.
I will accept no breasts on my mistress.

>> No.8931812
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Why is cirno extra cute with tears in her eyes? I don't care much for a crying flan, crying satori or crying alice, but crying cirno is just way too cute.

>> No.8931827

> Yukari
I will go with Yukari too.
Why is that? I'm just too much attracted to her lady' side and size. Well, I'm getting old I guess.

>> No.8931838

I wouldn't fuck any of them. I just feel unworthy of their beauty. ;_;

>> No.8931847

Then man yourself up to be worthy of their beauty. THAT should be your only goal in life.

>> No.8931857

I have to agree with >>8931847 then. Become worth your favorite 2hu.

>> No.8931863
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Because you are a sadist. Cirno has deluded herself into thinking the is the strongest. Untouchable and invulnerable to everything. Her crying means something has affected her, which means her delusion is crumbling, leaving only a pathetic shell of her overconfident former self.

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You sick, sick person.

>> No.8931877

Patchy or Satori...
argh which one fuck

>> No.8931881

My soul is dark like the abyss and my heart is cold like a frozen wasteland.

>> No.8931885

It's my goal in life.

>> No.8931892

Who is it anyway?

>> No.8931913

Not the guy you're responding to but yeah, that's the only way I can get myself to do anything. Any time I have actively tried to do anything in my life, it was because I set myself to a standard based on a fictional character.

I never could get myself to learn math though...maybe I just need to find a fictional character that is good at math to admire.

>> No.8931935

You sick fuck!

>> No.8931937


Violent possibly hate sex.

>> No.8931942

>maybe I just need to find a fictional character that is good at math to admire.


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Dem tits. Dat red hair. Dem legs. Dat hat. Dat personality. Dat dress.
Holy fuck, the things I would do to her.

>> No.8931993
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I second that

Im not afraid of her though. Even if she did want to eat you shed just eat you why bite your dick off

>> No.8932020
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Precious babby

Not to mention she can take the form of whoever you want so it could lead to some interesting scenarios

>> No.8932065

Yukari because she could manipulate the boundaries of time so that that one night lasted my whole life and i could die happly in her arms at the end of it all.

>> No.8932098
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I'd make her come so had that she starts to moult

>> No.8932104

Someone would pass out before their hair started falling out, dummy.

>> No.8932113

touhous are pure. How could you do that to them.

>> No.8932122

because we have pure love for them.

>> No.8932124

Anyone except Remilia. I don't want a fucing bitten dick, thank you, and your sis is hotter anyway.

>> No.8932139
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I-I-I....uh, I'm g-g-gonna stick this in your ass n-now!....It that's okay, I mean

>> No.8932142

Iku because she is probably lonely like i am ;_;

>> No.8932148
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With each thrust, your dick would be gapped into a random sexual part of her body, being her mouth, pussy, anus, or even armpit. Even your own anus or such at the same time. You could do every part at the same time.
When you cum, not only will she gap your semen into every part at the same time, but she will also gap your semen directly into the womb of every Touhou in Gensokyo.

>> No.8932154
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The orgasm would be massive, like a nuclear explosion yielding even more megatons of power than the Tsar Bomba.

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Sakuya because she's the most adult-like in body and personality. Also she has loyalties directed only towards the SDM and keeps her emotions well in check so I wouldn't ever have to worry about her getting attached.

>> No.8932245

I'd probably pick Reimu since she's my favorite character. The things I'd do to her...

>> No.8932264


I've got a G3A4, a full-auto Saiga-12 as well as military training. I'm also a burly Mediterranean manly man.

What are you expecting to do with those muskets?

>> No.8932287

dat everything

>> No.8932294

>her getting attached to you.
mah nigga

>> No.8932311

Still /jp/, If you got this one-life-time change, please be kind with the girl. That's the only thing I'll ever ask of you all.

>> No.8932314

Had I to guess, I would assume he plans to shoot you.

>> No.8932317

suwako and yukari are winning

>> No.8932320

He will fail. Musket pistols can't hit anything above 40-50 meters.

>> No.8932323
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I promise you.

>> No.8932325

Fortunately, in the realm of common and public discourse, it is fairly simple to get within stabbing range without anyone noticing any ill intent. Shooting range, even with a musket, is somewhere above stabbing range.

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first to post patchy

>> No.8932335

Probably none of them, I'm getting tired of having lewd thoughts. I think that I mostly masturbate out of compulsion these days.

>> No.8932333

I'm a very paranoid dude and avoid crowded places.

>> No.8932336
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>please be kind with the girl
That goes without saying, we are gentlemen here.
However, you didn't say anything about her being unkind to you.

>> No.8932345

Muskets are probably fairly effective melee weapons too.

>> No.8932341

Now I'm a fat and occasinally clumsy guy, and I can sneak up on paranoid, loner types. I don't think it would be hard to get within musket range at a public forum.

>> No.8932354

Huho, I didn't think about this possibility......
Wait, no ! Just endure it to show her your manly side.. I guess..?

>> No.8932362
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I want to feel the warmness

>> No.8932366

Well that sucks. I'm not wasting my chance on such stuff. I'll just lie there like a log and let her do all the job if she is so tough.

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AKA The Owl and the Pussy Cat.

What makes Yukari so endearing to the Hikikomori? The fact that she's one of the Quater Lifers who lives at home, does a begrudingly shitty job at work, and leads a carefree if obliviating existence.

That makes her Hikikomori-Sexy. Why? Because of the self destructive potential of it all...

A night with Yukari could be a night of excess...drinking, cussing, fucking, and a morning of no regrets. An empty morning, but one with no regrets. No kids, no settling down, no ruts. Just marching lockstep into her 3000s with no real stable life plan other than just keeping up with the status quo. However long it may last. The last time she saw Ran and Chen was damning in and of itself...the girls graduated but to Yukari...just another day. Centuries of memories...and...hey; see ya, good bye, so long and thanks for all the fish.

The nihilism of the 20s...the dawning of the 30s....This is sexy to a Hikikomori, especially one of self imposed exile. The horrors of war, the smell of cordite and rotting flesh, the feel of talcum sand...enough to drive any man to isolation, but for Yukari I'd certainly slap on some Pomeade, put on my cleanest AC-LIGHTNING BOLT-DC t-shirt and least wrinkled slacks for Miss Yukari.

She might even let me come in her.

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Its not a compassion or anything like that...

>> No.8932438

>350 KB


>> No.8932444

As far as lazy slackers go, I would rather have Komachi.

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>> No.8932455

Silly fairy, you'll start melting the moment I thrust it.

>> No.8932619

You'll be using one of those too, it's supposed to be a duel... maybe I should change the filename to let's_duel.jpg

Anyway, I've got access to a TAR-21, and different semi-auto shotgun models, and I have military training as well. I also was one of the designated marksman in shooting competences. My average score is 520-551/600.

And I'm pretty burly myself too.

>> No.8932629

Chen or Nazrin

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I want her to do Kegels while I'm inside her and crush my dick with her buff vagina muscles ^__^

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I wanna gangbang Sanae with 3-4 /jp/ers.

>> No.8932725
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Nobody loves, bunnies?

>> No.8932729

I love, anon.

>> No.8932735

Make it 5.

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>> No.8932946

so dark and edgy~

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Ohh, I get it.
2 for the armpits, of course.

>> No.8934076

paper rapers itt

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Because of her child-like body.

>> No.8934154

Orin, Ran, Aya.

In that order.

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Yuuka, because I like it rough.

>> No.8934175

Doesn't she know that smoking is the #1 cause of cancer?

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i'd cum buckets

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i think id be an unique experience

>> No.8934197

Both of them, at the same time.

>> No.8934207


Picture isn't posting. Oh well.

>> No.8934210

I'm surprised there have been only 3 for her so far.

>> No.8934221

Hurk hurk and snu snu isn't as much fun as people make it out to be.

>> No.8934235
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Id Yuugi as well

or rather I would like Yuugi to force me to fuck her.

I would love for that to happen but at the same time I would honestly shit my pants fear for my life.I would fear that I might die that same night. At least I would go out fulfilling one of my dreams though.

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Only for one night?

Probably the maid then,
if she likes it she might just use timehax to make the night go longer.

>> No.8934298

She got implants?

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>> No.8934317

You gave me a great idea I will choose Kaguya in hopes of a never ending night.

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Eternal ejaculation...

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Yuugi definitely. She would be on top.

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>> No.8934345
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The pleasure of an entire night of sex in a single instant...

>> No.8934347

This guy is onto something

Obviously the best choice would be a Touhou which could extend your time together indefinitely.

Remilia could also work by manipulating fate so that you would stay together.
Perhaps Yukari could manipulate the gap of the night from night to morning or some bullshit.

>> No.8934349

Go back to /a/, scum.

>> No.8934350

I don't care about how much time the other touhous will give me. Quality over quantity. One night with Kanako would be worth ten lifetimes with any other touhou.

>> No.8934371

I think the real question here is,

"Which Touhou would fuck YOU?"

Answer? None.

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dont know man..i just wanna giver her a hornjob---

>> No.8934389

Yes we all know. Thats why we have our imagination.

>> No.8934400

Sorry, but I'm such a pessimistic, negative person that I can't even fantasize about it anymore. I mean my conscious literally says, "Bullshit. That would never happen.", whenever I try to imagine myself in any romantic light with a Touhou (or any 2D for that matter)

I might need some counseling....

>> No.8934411

Calm down, no one ever asked anything about your feelings and insecurities.

>> No.8934422

But he did.

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y ar u talkin' about this stuff in a blue board?!!!!!!!!

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ur pics are soo cute ♥

>> No.8934520
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too bad there's someone deleting our pics =l

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i think you will be allowed if you make an image dump thread
since touhou

>> No.8934560

Joke's on you, I'm actually from /v/, riding on the incoming waves of shit brought upon this place by that new touhou manual.

>> No.8935855

Nigga that's Rumia

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She's too fat to escape, and so weak I could probably work her over pretty good without much effort on my part.

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I love Kogasa with all my heart and that is why I'd never fuck her. I would only make sweet love in the missionary position when we're both married and agree that it is time to take our relationship further.

>> No.8936347

Nigga you gat

>> No.8938055

I just can't get my dick on Kogasa. She's just too nice. She should sleep at night, not fuck strangers.

>> No.8938070


nice girls need tender dickings too...

>> No.8938087

>patchy with big breasts

nigga you are doing it wrong

>> No.8938101

I like seeing kogasa with children, even if she's not particularly fond of them.

On the other hand, I find the prospect of half-umbrella spawn a little unsettling. Hopefully they'll be cute.

>> No.8938104

I hate these "one night/day/hour only" scenarios. Considering how depressing it would be to return to my ordinary existence afterwards, I'd rather not do it at all.

>> No.8938122

That's why I never answer with favorite touhou when people ask "wch 2hu fuq".
She is meant to be sweetly loved.

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well yeah when it comes to dicking it has to be Rumia, but sweet tender love is reserved for you're favorite 2hu.

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Easy, Yuuka.

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>That awkward feel when people choose my imoto to fuck.

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tell her to stop being so incredibly arousing then.

>> No.8938175

All the little girls.

>> No.8938209

She always hungers. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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She's the most refined lady.

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We'd probably make a zany porno flick or something.

>> No.8939140

Original text doesn't say that.

>> No.8939143

aya is especially pure. see the corvidae 2hu thread up.

>> No.8939156

If youre willing to distribute "dickings," then, well!...Grr, ah!

>> No.8939154

None of them, because it'd be my wish not their's, and something feels horribly wrong with that.

Glad I'm not alone in this mindset

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Count me for it...

If it's just one night, I just go and abuse those soft big pale boobs.

>> No.8939411

so, people like you are the source of faceless men in porn doujins.

that's one mystery solved.