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NEET nectar.

>> No.8923128

Most of these are very dark, you should drink more water.

>> No.8923141
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>>8923128
You are probably very right. The sediment terrifies me.

>> No.8923137

Kawaii
how long did that take you to store up?

>> No.8923150

RIP Pentax

>> No.8923162

I wish my chair had a back.

>> No.8923174

Oh my god


oh my god


I thought you were all joking

Is this reality

>> No.8923181

>>8923174
or is it just fanta sea

>> No.8923178

>people still not drinking enough water

When will you coke guzzling kids grow up?

>> No.8923179
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>>8923137
Nearly a month, though the majority of the bottles are interspersed within the trash bags.

Somebody please tell me what this is and how long I have to live.

>> No.8923192

Dude, Real Canadian Natural Spring Water is my favorite drink, the bottles are awesome too, although I only store old cum in mine.

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>>8923174

>> No.8923202

>>8923179
Stop drinking soda you child and actually drink water for once.

>> No.8923212

>>8923179
>>8923141

Is it like that at first, or does the sediment not appear for a while? If I remember correctly, that normally happens to urine when it's not refrigerated, and some sediment is normal even in fresh urine. However, large amounts of sediment in fresh urine might be a sign of kidney stones or an infection of some kind.

>> No.8923226

>>8923181
It's certainly a sea of some sort. One of shameless indifference and finalized atrophy of self respect, I would assume.

>> No.8923229
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woa

>> No.8923233

I stopped using piss bottles when I moved out. I don't really see the appeal anymore.

>> No.8923235

>>8923200
get out of here, stalker

>> No.8923244

Are you going to drink all that OP?

>> No.8923247

>>8923229
Holy fuck, that's terrifying

>> No.8923262

>>8923174
Oh my poor innocent friend.

ps: the floor shit threads are also real.

>> No.8923275

>>8923233
Convenience, naturally. I poop in stock grocery bags on occasion but with that sort of stuff you're kind of forced to take further action on a more timely basis. Though I actively fear my room smells like shit and I've just become accustomed to it or something.

>> No.8923296

I pooped in a bag twice when our toilet was clogged. Feel free to ask questions.

>> No.8923301

>>8923296
If I were you I would poop in the bag then quickly tie it up and use the poop with the residual heat still in side and smash it around your penis and masturbate with it.

>> No.8923302

>>8923296
Which touhou would you fuck?

dx

>> No.8923322

>>8923302
I would fuck Sanae, while's she wearing slutty stockings and high-heels.

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>>8923122
I don't understand what pissing in a bottle has to do with NEET , but whatever.

>> No.8923341

Gratz OP, I'm really glad that you confirmed your status to /jp/ as truNEET.
You are definitely one of us, I love you OP.

>> No.8923344

>>8923335
I dont understand why you have to state your opinion like it means something , but whatever.

>> No.8923349

My mom always finds mine and throws them out. I like to get rid of them as soon as I can since I'm always paranoid about the leaking.

I remember the last time she found my stash (and it was just 2 bottles as well) and she threw a major fit at me.

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>>8923344
It was more of a question.
Isn't it more easy to use the restroom ?

Or its more like a strange hobby to piss in bottles and collect them ?

>> No.8923360

I pooped in a Simply Orange bottle one time. The wide mouth really accommodates your asshole. I kept it for a week until I got this weird layering going on. It had previously been a bottle for my morning piss.

I took a picture and posted it once, then buried it in a folder so no one would ever find it. Go figure I lost track of where that hidden folder is...

>> No.8923366

>shitting in bags/on the floor
Bunch of wannabe NEETs in here. I shit on my driveway, just like our beloved CurryButt.

>> No.8923367

>>8923360
I should also mention that I routinely poop in the shower and stamp it down the drain with my heel. That way I don't need to buy toilet paper and with my hands I can easily clean myself better than with paper.

>> No.8923372

Going to be doing this to a maximum degree. Since I'm squatting now.

>> No.8923375

>>8923354
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/7972470#p7972712

Way to ban evade, dickface.

>> No.8923377

>>8923354
eres tokiko?

>> No.8923378

>>8923375
>Never reply to its diarrhea.

How nice of you.

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>>8923367
you should write a guide about this to help others

>> No.8923395

Bottles are essential for not leaving your room (hikki), and for laziness (neeto).

Also, when you're really fucking drunk it is fun to piss in bottles.

I prefer pissing in open beer bottles, and leaving half drunk large (1 quart+ size) bottles open. MYSTERY DRINK.

Surprisingly the fluted neck keeps the piss smell to a minimum. Also ammonia gassing. Also many bottles are gas permeable.

>> No.8923393

>>8923335
It doesn't have anything to do with it really. A lot of the people who take lew pictures of their piss bottles are just normalfags "epic trollin for the win xD" you can tell because usually the piss bottles are all sealed and placed neatly somewhere as if they are displaying them purposefully to take a picture of them and the surroundings are clean and neat just like a normalfags dwellings would be. Real hiki's who piss in bottles usually don't seal them and certainly don't have clean and tidy "battlestations" and most likely wouldn't post pictures of them. They piss in bottles because they don't want to leave their bedrooms not because they want to be a cool meme on /jp/

>> No.8923399

>>8923387
It's really not hard to do if the holes in the drain are large enough. If the poop looks too big but is well formed, I open the curtain and toss it in the toilet. Haven't missed once. You may think that's just a meme, but people do this.

>> No.8923402

The only reason why it is a meme is because people actually do it.

>> No.8923406

>>8923395
I piss in large beer cans (Fosters for example) and try to hold in my urine for as long as possible once empty. Then I fill it up when the urge is too strong. My personal record is 26 ounces (25.4 ounce can started to overflow)

>> No.8923411

>>8923395
>Ammonia gassing

That gave me an idea: suicide by piss bottles!

You would have to lock yourself in for a long time, though. Or I guess you could rig up a suicide rig of sorts, by heating the piss up and inhaling it.

>> No.8923412

>>8923402
>>8923402
Exactly

>> No.8923413

>>8923229
>>8923179
>>8923202
...You guys are joking right? I always thought this was just leftover semen

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>>8923393
very good answer , thank you.

>> No.8923422

>>8923411
You would have a hell of a lot of willpower to withstand the smell for long enough to kill yourself

>> No.8923429

>>8923402
Yeah. Some people do it because they are lazy and/or alcoholics with poor bladder functions. It doesn't make you NEET or Hiki just because you piss in bottles.

>> No.8923432

>>8923421

congrats on the marriage

>> No.8923441
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I-I drink that water!

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>>8923432
thank you very much

>> No.8923446

>>8923393
Are you a normal or something? Have you never thought how much time people waste in the bathroom in the course of their lives, all for the sake of keeping up appearances?

The point of pissing in a bottle isn't just to show that you're "edgy" and wallow in your own filth, it's a gesture that symbolizes that you have completely rejected the chains of hypocrisy and social conditioning that once bound you in unthinking obedience to power holders and monied interests.

If you can't understand that much, there's no hope for you.

>> No.8923448
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8923448

Have you ever pissed in a bottle and then accidentally drank out of it?

>> No.8923451

>>8923441
Poor Canadian ;_;

>> No.8923465

>>8923429
No, being NEET or Hikki is about taking on a culture of self-neglect and self-indulgence combined with self-loathing and some spurious Damn Japanese Cartoons affectations.

Bottle pissing is an optional extra; but, happens much more in these communities than it does in the general population.

A true "bottle collection" is actually just an indication of self-neglect, not taking the trash out, or not leaving the room. It should happen naturally, rather than by design.

>> No.8923476

>>8923448
Not accidentally. Not accidentally at all.

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>>8923446
If I follow your logic of wasting time, isn't more easy to just piss on the floor, you are wasting time with picking up a empty bottle every time.
0/10

>> No.8923492

>>8923486
Assuming you go to the bathroom twice a day for five minutes each time, you end up spending around 5 hours a month and 60 hours a year on the toilet. In other words, every year, you waste enough time to finish 3 VN routes or 2 JRPGS on a superfluous social ritual. Only normals and retards incapable of rationality and NEETism would be that dumb.

>> No.8923495

>>8923486

It's a balance between maintaining minimum standards of comfort and energy expended to achieve them. IE, if you piss on the floor, it starts smelling really bad, you might step in it if you have to get up, etc. Pissing in a bottle demonstrates perfection in conservation of energy.

>> No.8923496

>>8923446
But you have to admit it is a bit more convenient to piss in a toilet than a bottle. Much larger area to hit, you can just flush and then you don't have to deal with the piss etc. If you value the time more than that convenience that's fine, it's your choice. But I think it is a trade-off, and not just objectively better to use a bottle.

>> No.8923510

At least you know you'll be in good shape if you're ever stung by a jellyfish in your room.

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>>8923492
you are trying now way too hard , but let me just say this.
Some things what seem for you to be a waste of time for some people isn't.If you put playing VN and JRPG is more important than going to the restroom, fine its your deal.

and can you stop using the word "normal" and neet , I doubt you understand the meaning of this 2 words.

If you are a neet and you piss in bottles ok no problem, but you are trying way too hard to connect that pissing inside bottles is a neet culture.

the best I can give you is a 2/10 and just because you made me laugh little

>> No.8923515

Good god OP, how much soda do you drink per day? I'm betting its at least 2 liters per day at the minimum.

Replace that soda intake with don water, your kidneys will thank you.

>> No.8923523

Haha, I pee in the same bottles, OP.
/hi5

>> No.8923524

>>8923513
Most neets are bogans (chavs, etc.).

NEET __culture__ is Hikki culture is bottle piss.

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I don't care if you talk about it but seeing the pictures of these bottles are making me sick. Your room must smell awful.

>> No.8923560

>>8923556
OMG I love vomit-chan!

>> No.8923690

>>8923429
It does if you end up with a fucking stockpile of them, rather than pouring them down the toilet at the earliest opportunity.

>> No.8925452

dat /jp/ dream

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>>8925452

>dat

>> No.8925472

>>8923448
Yes. Let's leave it at that.

>>8923492
I rarely spend more than a minute shitting. Force it out, flush, wash hands (optional) and then out. Takes a minute at most usually. This is a silly theory.

>> No.8925483

>>8925472

If you don't savor your shits you are truly a sad person.

>> No.8925490

>>8923229
Is it like a mineral or is it soft and squishy like bacteria?
My bet is that it's just bacteria fermented in your piss, and not anything to worry about.
Urine is a really nice place for bacteria to breed- full of nitrates. The bacteria came from your hands or the air or whatever.

>> No.8925493

>>8925483
I enjoy savoring the input instead of the output.
Also I said "rarely", not "never".

>> No.8925496

>>8925472
Bring something with you on the shitty like a DS or something.

>> No.8925498

>>8925496

Should I buy a DS?
Are there any good games for it?

>> No.8925502

>>8925496
I have multiple books in arm's reach and read a random paragraph each time. After finishing I'm back at my PC in a couple seconds. The most I spent on the loo this year was when I brought something to eat with me and read while finishing it.

>> No.8925503

>>8925498

>>8921842

>> No.8925504

>>8925498
If you can get a DS lite cheap it might be worth it, but there aren't really any games on it that you can't just emulate.
But if you can get one cheap and intact (broken ones are common) then you can get an acekard or something and go full pirate with your games.

>> No.8925507

>>8925503
>>8925504

Thanks guys.

>> No.8925517

>it's a gesture that symbolizes that you have completely rejected the chains of hypocrisy and social conditioning that once bound you in unthinking obedience to power holders and monied interests

You sir are a Scholar, and a Gentlemen.

>> No.8925536

I take my PSP to my bathroom every time I take a shit. It's really convenient; I've played through multiple FF games while taking a shit now.

>> No.8925540

>>8925517

No. He's just a neckbeard trying to rationalize his piss bottles. It doesn't make you an edgy dark knight.

>> No.8925544

>>8925540
Just what I would expect from a conformist who doesn't pee in bottles.
Wake up!
Shake off the bonds of oppression and hypocrisy!
You can never be truly free until you take a whizz into a plastic bottle!

>> No.8925545

>>8925540
Batman pisses on the floor.

>> No.8925547

Do bats urinate in their sleep?

>> No.8925548

I used to piss in bottles when I was immobile in a hospital, and the bitch nurses wouldn't bring me whatever the fuck you call those plastic medical containers you should piss in while in bed.
Then all the kids started doing it and the doctors went batshit, so the nurses actually started doing their job.

>> No.8925598

>>8925545
Actually that's not true.
Batman has his own bat-bottle on his bat-belt for such occasions.

>> No.8927843

>>8925598
Batman, or Bruce Wayne?

>> No.8927870

>>8923393
Yeah, I usually clear mine out as soon as everyone has left the house.

I don't know where the whole being NEET means you have to have a room full of garbage and piss on the floor though. I consider my room my sanctuary and I want it to be someplace comfortable.

>> No.8927885

>>8927870
If the room is the sanctuary of self, then mine is full of piss and shit and garbage. Your identity may vary.

>> No.8927893

remember that thread where a /jp/ ate from garbage cans?

>> No.8927957

>>8925548
>not having a catheter

it sucks when they take them out

>> No.8928001

>>8927957
Taking them out isn't that bad. Putting them in is, and after that it can be a bit awkward, but when it comes out it's just a little wierd.

>> No.8928152

>>8928001
When you remove a catheter, doesn't a ton of dehydrated piss shoot out behind it like you have the clap or some shit?

I've never had a catheter in my dick, but I've heard this through the grapevine.

>> No.8928163

>>8928152
I have had one, and I can assure you it does not. It's distinctly uncomfortable when they put it in, but you forget about this quickly enough. It hurts briefly if you accidently tug it or something, obviously. When it comes out it doesn't actually hurt, it's just a bit, err, odd. And no, piss does not follow it out because its function is to give your piss an easy way out into an easily disposable container.

>> No.8928326

wait a minute is that what I think it is- OH GOD

>> No.8930487

>>8928152
>>8928163
Oh god that makes me remember my alternative civilian service where I was moving patients on their beds in a hospital. I often had to move the beds into elevators and sometimes I would fuck it up or the path was just tiny and the stupid nurses always put the catheters on the side so I think about twice or thrice it got hung up on the wall and it ripped off. Those old fucks usually screamed like heck. It was pretty funny.

>> No.8930501

>>8930487
No shit. It's help in place by a balloon. If it's deflated and shit properly it's not bad.

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