/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

After much pondering I decided to finally purchase a dildo.
Okay this is just like before, buy lube and condoms from local store, no biggie. Start walking towards the local porn shop, I enter inside. Suddenly all my spaghetti starts falling from pockets. The store manager is busy talking on the phone, meanwhile I'm looking around and praying that he can serve me soon.
Fuckfuckfuckfuck
Finally I decide to walk up to the counter and present him the toy I was going to buy.
He answer in very low, but gentle voice and seems friendly enough. Store is filled with spaghetti, after making my purchase I just run back to my home. Run to the bathroom and vomit, still not feeling any less stressed. Feeling like I'm going to faint. I now have a dildo in my bathroom.

What have you done to me /jp/?!?

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck didn't you simply order one online?
Probably cheaper too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8920122
Can't really risk my family members finding about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Which 2hu makes the best spaghetti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/hm/

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know, was the dildo for decoration or something?

What was it's purpose homo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8920123
mystia