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hey /jp/, how do you spend your lunch break?

>> No.8919854

/jp/ doesn't go outside. try a different board.

>> No.8919859

When you're a NEET, all day is your lunch break!

>> No.8919869

eating lunch

>> No.8919871

gloryhole

>> No.8919873

Usually i eat chikins at kfc. Alone.

>> No.8919872

I went home slept for about 40 minutes then went back to school.

>> No.8919881
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8919881

As an International transfer student I spend my lunch breaks in the rest room.

>> No.8919880

I READ OP'S QUESTION AND IMMEDIATELY SAID TO MYSELF "IM GOING TO SIT RIGHT DOWN AND TELL THIS MOTHERFUCKER EXACTLY HOW I EAT MY MOTHERFUCKING STTEEL CUT OATS"
I MAKE A GIGANTIC BATCH EVERY FOUR DAYS WHEN IM DONE I HAVE AN ENORMOUS BOWL OF STEEL CUT OATS AND AT THIS POINT I GENERALLY TAKE THE FIRST FEW FEET OF MY COCK OUT AND START MASTURBATING BECAUSE IT LOOKS SO GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL
EVERY MORNING I TAKE A GODLY PORTION OF THAT FUCKING POND OF GLORY, AND I POUR VANILLA FUCKING SOY MILK INTO THAT FUCKING BOWL WITH THE FUCKING OATZ AND I PUT THEM IN THE MICROWAVE WHERE I PICTURE THEM FUCKING WHILE THEY WARM UP
I'VE NOW GOT A BOWL OF HOT OATS AND AN INFALLIBLY RIGID DICK BUT I AM NOT DONE MOTHERFUCKERS
I REACH AROUND BEHIND ME AND GRAB MY NUTS FROM THE CUPBOARD AND SPRINKLE A BUNCH OF WALNUTS INTO THAT FUCKING BOWL. I GRAB MY RAISINS AND I SHAKE MY RAISINS INTO THAT FUCKING BOWL. I GRAB MY PRUNES AND I LAY MY PRUNES IN THAT FUCKING BOWL AND I GRAB MY FUCKING NAKED BANANA AND LAYER IT INTO THAT FUCKING BOWL
AT THIS POINT I COLLAPSE ONTO THE FLOOR AND FUCK A NEW HOLE INTO THE HARDWOOD FLOOR BECAUSE I JUST CANT FUCKING STAND MY GORGEOUS FUCKING OATS. THEN I STAND UP AND EAT THAT FUCKING BOWL.
AND THEN I GO THROW MYSELF AT THE FUCKING SEX DOLL I HAVE DRESSED UP AS THE QUAKER OATS GUY AND LITERALLY FUCK IT UNTIL THE NEIGHBORS CALL THE COPS
then i do my squats

>> No.8919887

lunch time is when I'd bail out of school

>> No.8919891

I usually read a book. I have a huge backlog.

>> No.8919892

get coffee from break room (too many people there), return to my desk (shared office but I work odd hours so I'm alone most of the time).

>> No.8919894

Went to my local arcade and spent my lunchbreak there.

>> No.8919900

Posting about my tragic, lonely life on /jp/. Ironically.

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