Why are relationships so lewd? Why can't they be more like this? I want to be snuggled by a nice person and have a bedtime story read to me as I fall asleep. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTNK1cokqeE

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Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:32:41 2012 No.8918437 [Reply] [Original]

Why are relationships so lewd? Why can't they be more like this?

I want to be snuggled by a nice person and have a bedtime story read to me as I fall asleep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTNK1cokqeE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:34:41 2012 No.8918445 full mazacon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:35:10 2012 No.8918448 Too white Where's the japanese version of this video?

Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:36:41 2012 No.8918452

ill tell u a story op

one day, a big dicked man came into the house of a little faggot. the little fgoot saw his dick and marvelled at it. then he took the dik in his ass the whole night. the day after, he discorvered he had aids

the little faggot was u

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:36:41 2012 No.8918451 She doesn't look motherly enough. Too young. My mom will never hug me or read me a bedtime story ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:37:11 2012 No.8918453 >>8918452 dayumm, five star of david post goyim!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:39:40 2012 No.8918456 Congrats, you're a massive beta. Look forward to your future NTR/cuckold fetish.

Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:39:40 2012 No.8918457

All humans are born into this world as innocent and and pure, but they are tainted by the disgusting nature of reality and the lewd and impure thoughts that other humans feed to them.

Once a woman becomes pregnant though the innocent purity of the baby is transferred to her during pregnancy, this is what people call the motherly glow, and she retains some degree of this after pregnancy.

This is why women are evil sluts until they become mothers and then they are good again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:42:10 2012 No.8918467 File: 141 KB, 433x457, 1333371282806.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8918457 >and then they are good again.

Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:43:11 2012 No.8918470
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>And he's all tired now from playing with the yarn all day. We're going to pet him on his back, just like this, and tell him, "Good night, little kitten, you've had a fun filled day, but now it's time for bed."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:43:11 2012 No.8918471 File: 118 KB, 900x900, f9b61999ae7a58120db7e0965c97ed07.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8918457 Irrational. Quoting Rousseau. Define evil.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:45:10 2012 No.8918487 >>8918457 >until they become mothers and then they are good again. Why did my mother abandon me? She didn't "become good again"

Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:46:41 2012 No.8918494

bedtime story is nice, but I prefer listening to some relaxing music before bed. But normalfag sex based relationships disgust me. I want a person whom I love, who I can kiss and cuddle as we fall asleep with each other. A good, nice, girl, who shant, hasnt, and would not have sex with others for lust, and who loves me as I love her. Even if she is not a moemoe type, usually ascociated with purity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:47:10 2012 No.8918504 >>8918487 she was either the worst sort of scum or had reasons forcing her to, making it more a sad and pitiful affair than anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:47:10 2012 No.8918505 I wish I could find marry someone who hates sex as much as I do. It's so disgusting and animalistic. I don't know how people don't see this when they just look at the act. There's nothing pure or loving about it. It's just vile.

Cokqee !Du1A6pui8g Thu Apr 26 23:48:10 2012 No.8918514
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I read a lot to my cousin. Of course, I don't think I read as well as her (woman in the video) since I don't include the descriptive parts. Should probably take notes on that. Reading to my cousin is pretty satisfying for the most part, but I'm so shitty with pacing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:49:40 2012 No.8918521 >>8918505 hang around jp too much, watch porn too much, never made love with woman you love. too early to jump to conclusions mate

>>	Cokqee !Du1A6pui8g Thu Apr 26 23:50:11 2012 No.8918528 File: 202 KB, 779x1068, Page16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, this is related. Never get tired of posting it when the mood calls for it. Quite related!

Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:51:10 2012 No.8918536

>>8918505
thats all about how its done. In the majority of cases, I agree, but majority only refers to how its usually done nowadays. It CAN be used to express love, and be a good thing, but its usual use nowadays undermines that greatly, just as the greater context of it undermines romance in general.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:56:41 2012 No.8918554 >>8918505 Well...I'd only want to do it with someone I really love. I don't see the appeal in sex just for the sake of sex

Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:57:40 2012 No.8918561

>>8918536
Our modern society to to simplistic, people focus on satisfying their primitive desires and lose concepts of common courtesy or even fundamental life values. That can be easily seen in the actions and styles of popular pornography, hentai and western porno included

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:59:10 2012 No.8918571 >>8918554 Good for you. Future girl (if possible) will really appreciate you for that (if not a bitch)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:59:10 2012 No.8918573 Sex is only pure when done through a hole in a sheet.

Anonymous Thu Apr 26 23:59:40 2012 No.8918570

>>8918561
romanticism has fallen out of favor. Romanticism without understanding of WHY you believe it is just as bad as the mindless rationalism that is so predominant today. Sexual rationalism is also common, where blind rationalism is only applied to sex. Though I DO agree with you. But humanity is just at that edgy amoral teenager who realizes the world is just atoms man, stage, I think.

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:01:40 2012 No.8918581

>>8918570
Side notes:I find it funny, because I used to be the biggest nihilist rationalist youd find. As well, you shouldnt use pornography as an example for society. Popular music and media is better, and while it is true, not all hope is lost for people in general. But animals tend to be more loud and aggressive than people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:01:40 2012 No.8918582 >>8918554 Actually I'm not really into girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:02:10 2012 No.8918584 >>8918570 Just because the world is made up of atoms it all of a sudden makes it ok to throw away meaning behind core life values such as actual love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:03:10 2012 No.8918594 >>8918581 hope is not lost, and yes media fuels it mostly when coupled with boredom and a somehow popular fascination with whores and gangstas

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:04:10 2012 No.8918597 >>8918584 Oh, I know! In fact, thats my point! Ah, I should have used quotes or something....

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:06:11 2012 No.8918610 >>8918528 What's so bad about that? Those quotes are beautiful. Those women sound very pure. I would love to marry one of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:06:40 2012 No.8918605 Glad that at you guys have a value of romance and intimacy with women. Been questioning jp's opinion on this sort of matter what with all the interesting hentai going around

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:06:40 2012 No.8918608

>>8918594
I could sympathize with that if it werent for the real reasons behind it in most people. The whores and gangstas thing. Its, as most see it, beasts of wrath and lust and beasts of lust and cunt. I would see it as people driven to do bad things by circumstance, who might still have been good people underneath it or if their life turned out different.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:07:10 2012 No.8918616 >>8918605 /jp/ is a strange blend of lewd and pure. At least they can all discuss touhous together.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:07:11 2012 No.8918611 >>8918605 ..and 2d romance

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:09:10 2012 No.8918625

>>8918608
The real reason is a lack of using the little grey cells to find a perspective on themselves and others beyond the drunk celebrity party orgies and the corporations that endorse them to gain approval and attention from the audiences who just don't give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:11:11 2012 No.8918630 File: 815 KB, 1432x1067, konachan-com-81566-patchouli_knowledge-touhou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8918616 Touhou is pure until the horny fan artists get their hands on them

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:13:11 2012 No.8918646 >>8918630 There's nothing lewd about this Patchouli, she looks like candy. I want to eat her, and not in a sexual way. I bet she tastes lovely, if with a hint of arsenic and mercury.

Cokqee !Du1A6pui8g Fri Apr 27 00:14:40 2012 No.8918651
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>>8918528
I didn't say anything was bad about it. It's just that I found it while I was at the library many times ago right after an article about children. You can see the end of it on that page. I really liked the Joyless Club personals so I post it here on /jp/ every now and then. And yes, some of the quotes are really cute! Perhaps, that's a condescending way of looking at it though.

As for my own personal views, I'm quite interested in sex, thinking of it as another level of play. "How can I tease you today, I wonder!" Of course, that's all for nothing as I'm not in a relationship. Ohoho~

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:17:40 2012 No.8918666 >>8918646 yeah I actually agree. Didn't want to post explicit hentai right after condemning it.

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:19:10 2012 No.8918678

>>8918666
Once I was daydreaming and I thought of a society that kept pornography in bathrooms because it thought sexual urges and relieving them was the same as relieving your bladder or bowels. Its not horribly bad, in regards to the person viewing it, as long as they arent excessive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:22:40 2012 No.8918696 File: 227 KB, 628x775, 1335331218672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this thread is nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:27:40 2012 No.8918723 File: 2.25 MB, 2070x850, 14524281.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think it would be nice to share bedtime stories. Does /jp/ have any stories they would like to be read?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:29:40 2012 No.8918732 >>8918723 All my best stories are tragedies of some sort or unnerving, unfortunately.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:36:10 2012 No.8918788 File: 581 KB, 980x950, 19054436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8918732 My parents read things like Moby Dick and The Hunchback of Notre Dame to me as bedtime stories when I was a kid. Maybe I shouldn't be surprised at how I ended up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:39:10 2012 No.8918806 >>8918788 It means you're more accustomed to harshness in the world and are not one to be traumatized or emotionally scarred easily. Use it to your intellectual advantage

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:44:40 2012 No.8918833 >>8918788 >Maybe I shouldn't be surprised at how I ended up. So you are an archdeacon whaler yandere for the charming gypsy whale that continuously eludes you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:44:40 2012 No.8918835 >>8918788 >Moby Dick and The Hunchback of Notre Dame >Maybe I shouldn't be surprised at how I ended up. You're morbidly obese and you have poor posture?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:46:40 2012 No.8918842 >>8918833 >>8918835 He loves cock now is all, and enjoys having cum blown up his butthole regularly.

>>	Cokqee !Du1A6pui8g Fri Apr 27 00:48:12 2012 No.8918861 File: 182 KB, 700x770, a2c0491375299c9186437fb4d2107009[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8918723 I've actually done this before, but I've always disliked how they turn out. My voice isn't soothing at all and I read too fast.

Anonymous Fri Apr 27 00:57:42 2012 No.8918901
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>>8918861
I am not sure if I could make /jp/ happy or not, but it would be nice if I could. I am actually going to go to sleep now but I will check the thread tomorrow for any suggestions.

Cokqee !Du1A6pui8g Fri Apr 27 01:04:10 2012 No.8918937
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>>8918901
Ah, a bit late, but good night! When I did it, I read from Alice in Wonderland and did the recording on Audacity. The recording itself was pretty fun since I was doing it with someone. Well, with someone in spirit! Didn't like how it turned out, of course. This voice of mine!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 27 01:49:41 2012 No.8919114 >>8918437 someone post the farting version

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