/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Ever set yourself rules for your neet life?

me, always masturbate per 2 days
/fit/ per 2 days
watching Sailor Moon everyday

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Only one

Take it easy.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Usagi was never the smart one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908374
Well she is blonde, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908374
>>8908377
Anti-white propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

No food past 9PM
No food before 3PM
No caffeine after 7PM
No beer before midnight
No more than one beer per day
No sugary drinks after 1AM
Only water after 3AM
Start going to sleep around 5:20AM
No waking up before 1:30PM

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908374
best meguca

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908382

If you break one of these rules do you by any chance metamorphosize into a green, spiteful monster and cause rampant destruction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908381
No, that's just racism. COME HERE WHITE BRUTHA!

[Anonymous No.]

No fun allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908395
No... What makes you think that?

I also forgot a few:

If I want to go for a drive or go to the store, leave the house by 1:15AM
If a family member visits, I must shower before masturbating
If my bear feet touch any point outside of my room I must wash my feet in the shower
No more than 2 liters of tea per day (jitters)
No artifical sweeteners
No low-fat or no-fat versions of foods which have normal "full-fat" versions

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908419

>bear feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908428
My feet are hairy and my nails are really long

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908419
>>8908382

Is dis nigga serious.

[Anonymous No.]

-masturbate at least 1 time a day
-watch a lot of anime
-3 hours of 4chan a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908478
Aside from anime, there's everything wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

Just one.
-shitpost on /jp/ everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>Masturbate at least 3 times a day
>Watch anime
>Shitpost on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908498
i also read a lot of manga :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908366
Rules are for faggots. I drink red wine and see male strippers all day err'day

[Anonymous No.]

Sailor Moon was the cancer that killed good anime.

Why do you faggots proudly state that you like that shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908836

Fuck you, without Sailor Moon we would never have Keion aka best anime ever made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908813
光子ーさん！

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908836
/a/ pls go

[Anonymous No.]

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S8907876

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908374
congrats on the marriage

[Anonymous No.]

the subtitles didn't render correctly when I screencapped it ok? I fixed it now so don't even

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908836
The same reason bronies are so proud of what they watch.

[Anonymous No.]

sailor moon is showing its age

we need a reboot

[Anonymous No.]

Not masturbating every day.
Not sleeping during the day.
Not eating during the night.
Train at least 3 times a week.

The fact that I fail with these rules practically all the time though makes me quite depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908370
You.

I like you.

[None !DQN/aQg2wY No.]

A day in the life of me, the world's best poster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mOneTXstmU

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908906
>file
>save image as
there you go

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

my only rule: make at least one shitpost on /jp/ each day.

[Anonymous No.]

Please respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8912851
Ohaiyo! :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>8909757

fucking casuals

[Anonymous No.]

*le yesterday:
okay anon, from today on i'm not drinking soda for a week!

A day LATER:
*le me drinking coke like HELL
orz

[Anonymous No.]

only 1

>take it easy everyday

[Anonymous No.]

wake up at 7:00 to learn Japanese... SHOULD BE DOING THAT RIGHT NOW; but damn, I'm still tired....

[Anonymous No.]

>>8908366
whats that thing in her hand

[Anonymous No.]

>/fit/ per 2 days

That's a strange split. Mind sharing what you're doing?

[Anonymous No.]

I like how Sailor Moon has become cool again thanks to tumblr screencaps.
No really, I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8913644
This awesome thing:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floppy_disk

[Anonymous No.]

>>8913647

I do 10 crunches and then get really sweaty and burn off calories trying to suck own my penis over my belly

I'm gonna be buff as fuck in 2 years or so, then I won't have to be a smelly NEET loser.

[tripstopissyouoff !Inoac9aXuY No.]

If: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Do:
-get up at 9:30am
-pee first thing in morning
-weigh self
-make balanced breakfast and measure with foodscale, its now 10 am
-mastrubate for 6 hours of edging to pixiv ryona/guro/etc, break for 5 every 45 min and for lunch @ 2:30pm 30~ min.
-shower at 4:30pm
-eat dinner 6:15pm
-play vidya / 4chink
-hour long walk at 9:00pm
-play vidya / 4chink
-sleep by 2:00am
- if I am sitting I get up every 5 min to do some stretches and walk on the spot

Any other day (non weekend):
Up at 10:30-11pm
pee, weigh
breakfast
watch anime until 4:30pm breaking for lunch around 2:30pm,
dinner 6:15
-vidya 4chink
hour walk 9:00
-vidya 4chink
sleep by 1:00am

weekend: cat ass vidya 4chink

repeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>8913728
Oh wow, 10 crunches?
That's almost as much as a 5 year old

[Anonymous No.]

>>8913644
I... I'm getting old

[Anonymous No.]

>>8914540

>-mastrubate for 6 hours of edging to pixiv ryona/guro/etc

Your poor penis.

[tripstopissyouoff !Inoac9aXuY No.]

>>8914555
bruised purple tip and brown shaft.

I jerk it dry too FYI.

[getsuyoubi !!x5eNbmpJrBH No.]

>>8914540
what's your bmi?

[tripstopissyouoff !Inoac9aXuY No.]

>>8914569
currently 28 but moving to 24.9 why?

[getsuyoubi !!x5eNbmpJrBH No.]

>>8914577
you're saying 24.9 is your goal weight? isn't that the limit of the healthy weight range?

[tripstopissyouoff !Inoac9aXuY No.]

>>8914579
yes ... right on the cusp ... I might go for 22.5 or so if I want to start running.

[getsuyoubi !!x5eNbmpJrBH No.]

>>8914589
how about 18.6?

[tripstopissyouoff !Inoac9aXuY No.]

>>8914591
mmmmmmmmmmmmmnope ... probably 20.5 is where Id feel comfortable.

I have seen your pictures /jp/ ... twig boys.

[getsuyoubi !!x5eNbmpJrBH No.]

>>8914598
if you don't even lift, your best hope is to be a twig. just tell your mom that technically you're a healthy weight when she starts worrying and she'll leave you alone for the rest of the day

[tripstopissyouoff !Inoac9aXuY No.]

>>8914606
I am a curlbro (10 lbs currently -- shut up, don't judge me.) as that is the only thing that will fit in my room -- a pair of dumbells (I need to upgrade)

[getsuyoubi !!x5eNbmpJrBH No.]

>>8914615
I won't judge
zun!bar probably is, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>8914591
That's 1.1 away from anorexia.

[Anonymous No.]

People are seriously using BMI still?

[getsuyoubi !!x5eNbmpJrBH No.]

>>8914639
while it's stupid, the majority of people who wouldn't know any better still use it. it's convenient if your weight fits into the acceptable boundaries if they question you.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>8914624
Whaat. I don't judge anyone.

[getsuyoubi !!x5eNbmpJrBH No.]

>>8914714
What about all the questioners you never responded to on formspring? Are you judging them as not worth the time?

[Smoked Cheese~ !Nyoron4t6M!!CtbVlJ2XUKg No.]

12am-eat
1am-eat
2am-eat
3am-eat
4am-eat
5am-eat
6am-eat and poop
7am-eat
8am-eat
9am-eat
10am-eat
11am-eat
12pm-eat
1pm-eat
2pm-eat
3pm-eat
4pm-eat then sleep
5pm-wake up and eat
6pm-eat
7pm-eat
8pm-eat
9pm-eat
10pm-eat
11pm-eat
12am-eat

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>8914719
No, I just have internet autism and 90% of the time I never knew how to reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8914726
/jp/ - tapeworm culture

[getsuyoubi !!x5eNbmpJrBH No.]

>>8914733
I got diagnosed with the same thing the other day.

And here I thought you just hated my questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8914733
congrats on the marriage

[【スパーキー（④ ＾ヮ＾）】⚡ !FCr.DTJy2k!!54bDy3LQvy8 No.]

>>8908366
LOOK AT THAT FLOPPY

[Anonymous No.]

>>8914733

Is this why you're always quiet on IRC too?