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8908030 No.8908030 [Reply] [Original]

Masturbating is bad for your health.

>> No.8908034
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>> No.8908035

Bad health is moe.

>> No.8908040

It's only moe if it's vague like having a "weak body" or getting a mysterious illness every winter. Having a real disease with a name isn't moe at all.

>> No.8908043

because you are clearly the authority on all things moe

>> No.8908048

No, but I read in that book written by the guy who is.

>> No.8908062

and what qualifications does a moe expert have?

>> No.8908066

Maybe you've got some illness or one of your familiars and don't seem moe for you, but I tell ya it's moe as fuck.

>> No.8908071

Has done 451+ moe things

>> No.8908081

Who gives a fuck?

>> No.8908089

I explicitly refute your prime assertion.

It helps prevent prostate cancer.

>> No.8908107

I would have thought that a moe expert would be someone who has experienced the feeling of moe, rather than doing things that make others experience moe.

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>> No.8908146

Shut the fuck up, guys. Post worksafe touhous with liquids between their legs.

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I'm not sure whats up with futo skirt lift but i'm okay with it.

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Christianfag detected

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>> No.8908281

Prostate massage is even better though.

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I didn't find it. Maybe I dont have it?

>> No.8908306

Try deeper.

>> No.8908316

Masturbating is bad for your health because it increases the amount of time you'll live, so you'll have longer to fuck your body over.