/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Have you ever been caught masturbating, /jp/?

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If I have been, I am not aware of it.

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>>8904360
Do you leave your door open or something? How could you not be aware of it?

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>>8904357
Yes, by my mother. Was like 12 back then.

She closed the door really quickly afterwards and didn't talk about it.

Since that day she knocks first everytime.

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nice image

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Would you a Youmu /jp/?

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This thread is relevant to /jp/ how?

I've been caught jacking off at least once by every single member of my family. My little sister also once walked in on me having sex.

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>>8904569
With her twin?

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My girlfriend's little brother walked in on us having sex once. It was...awkward.

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I could always alt-tab the explicit in time, but I wonder if my parents still caught on, with me heavily breathing and all.

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Four times by two different people.
Twice by my dad, while I was in the bathroom, and twice by my brother, in my(our, we share it for gaming purposes) bedroom.
Sadly, my mother's smart enough to read into the situation of bathroom door + locked door + running water = masturbation. I'll never trigger the okaasan flag.

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It's not masturbation, it is sex with my waifu

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>>8904737
Do you not lock the door in the bathroom? Especially when masturbating.

I've never been caught although they might have smelt it now that I think about it.
Why do you people masturbate when there are people in the house that aren't asleep?

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>people having sex

sure is neo /jp/ in here

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>>8904753
>bathroom door + locked door + running water = masturbation.
You can pick the lock easy enough with a toothpick, but my mother has the decency to knock first. I keep it unlocked all other times.
Also, you can't smell it if you're running hot water, with the steam and all.
As for your room, if you're trained enough to stay silent throughout, you can open the windows and just vent the smell out. Stay off any kind of cloth, like a chair cushion. It absorbs the smell and you can't EVER get it out afterwards.

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>>8904772
Yeah but how did your dad catch you in the bathroom? And why the hell would someone pick the lock with a toothpick in your own house?

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>>8904786
Because it's the bathroom, and, you know how normals know not of piss bottles.
Also, the toilet is facing the door.
Tried to pass it off as going to the bathroom, but, hard to do with an erect cock in your hands.

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Never in 9 years. I would always do it when I was home alone, or if I was desperate, in the middle of the night by going to the bathroom and coming in the toilet.

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Walked into the living room once pounding my onahole, only to find out my dad had taken the day off of work.

It turned into a sort of mexican stand off, until he opted to leave to the house. He never brought it up, not even once after it happened.

I never actually stopped during this whole ordeal. It was like my hips were moving on their own.

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>>8904807
> coming in the toilet.

What a waste. Did no one else eat their cum while they were young?

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>>8904815
>Walked into the living room once pounding my onahole

You were walking and using your onahole? Kinda odd, eh?

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>>8904826
Needed a sandwich, didn't want to wait another hour or so to finish. Usually this is a nonissue.

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There is a smell associated with masturbation or are you talking about general sweat and body odor that occurs?

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>>8904819
I guess it's an acquired taste.

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>>8904830
Who's that directed at?
There's a distinct "cum" smell, similar to watered-down chlorine or amonia, but sweat and body odor does get mixed in.

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>>8904830
The first.

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>>8904839

Just in general. How smelly is cum to someone walking in your room? Because I have trouble smelling it.

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>>8904858
Pretty smelly if it was recent.

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>>8904858
It's not that noticeable unless they walk in within 1o minutes of it happening.

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>>8904860
So if I just walk around the house after fapping, I'm indirectly making people smell my cum?

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>>8904867
Somewhat although the smell isn't necessarily on you but rather in the room you did it.

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>>8904858
I think the smell of semen depends on your nutrition... or was it just the taste?

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>>8904872
But if I leave the cum there on me and just walk around, would they smell it through my pants ro something?

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>>8904772
I stay away from cloth because my butt sweats like HELL so I leave wet spots whenever I masturbate.

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>>8904883
Yeah, if you rub their faces in it.
Putting your imouto's nose down your waistband is a surefire way to get caught.

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>>8904819
What's keeping you from doing the same now?

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>>8904892
>Did no one else eat their cum while they were young?
>no one else
That implies that I did it while I was young.
I still do so to this day, for the sake of tradition, satisfaction, and convenience.

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>>8904815
This is kind of off-topic, but I just realized I've never seen a photo of an onahole being used, and now I really want to see one. Does anybody have one?

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Damn it.
http://i.imgur.com/FkHaE.jpg
Lower-right, for anyone who missed it.

It is possible that the janitor caught this, or that he was a lot more unforgiving in what he deleted today (six pages are currently missing). Though hopefully it means that these sort of threads are going to be condensed or stopped altogether.

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Damn Anon-kun, you're such smart!