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http://www.socialshield.com/

This is perfectly legal in America.

>> No.8903850

>mfw person of interest is real but it's a machine for paranoid mothers to control their children

>> No.8903859

Sex Alert: René used the term DICK in a post.

>> No.8903872

>DRUG WARNING:
>yesterday i was writhing in ecstasy as jimmy ravished me over and over in the kitchen at mikes

JOKES ON U MOM, I WAS TALKING ABOUT SEX

>> No.8903883

>implying teenagers can spell

>> No.8903887

yes and?
young teenagers should be watched by their parents

>> No.8903908

>>8903887

Especially amerrikan teenagers.

NEET
TEEN
NEED
WEED

yo

>> No.8903925

okay?
These kids lack discipline. Back in my day the shit kids pull now would get you beaten within an inch of your life. Nowadays a 16 year old can throw a tantrum in the mall and get a new video game.
Hell, my dad forced me into MCJROTC through school and later on through college, and it set me straight as a ruler. My nephew is in AFJROTC right now and it's a joke these days too. Bunch of pansies doing easy work. Where did we go wrong..

>> No.8903935

>>8903925
What the hell are you doing on /jp/ then?

>> No.8903939

>>8903848
Beating your children is no longer legal and grounding them is no longer useful, so they had to go with something.

>> No.8903941
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8903941

NEET Alert - Timmy used the term TruNEET in a post.

>> No.8903957
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8903957

>>8903935

>> No.8903963

>>8903939
When I was a kid my mum used to take the fuse out of my plugs, so I couldn't play on my SNES or computer.

>> No.8903966

>>8903935
Having a damn good time I tell you what.

>> No.8903977
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8903977

Is this the off-topic thread?

>> No.8903978
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8903978

Homo alert- Your son Sam has used the words Delicious,Cock,Crossdressing, and /jp/- Meetup 2124 times in the same sentence the last week.

>> No.8903995

Homu alert - not enough homu, break the emergency rations

>> No.8904004

>>8903978
Crossdressing isn't gay, though/

>> No.8904009

>>8904004
HAHAHAHA oh wow.

>> No.8904018

>>8904004
I have this feeling most American parents with this would not agree.

>> No.8904020

>>8904009
>>8904018
No, it's true. I enjoy crossdressing because I'm attracted to feminine features only.

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8904023

>>8904018

>> No.8904025

>>8904020
What? Like looking at a picture of a cute girl cept it's a picture of you?

>> No.8904024

>>8904009
It aint gay

>> No.8904030

Its only gay when,

Dicks taken in ass/Dicks stuck in orifices =>1

You can't be gay if you've never had sex before, masturbation doesn't count.

>> No.8904036

>>8904030
And now people are gonna start calling masturbation gay thanks to you.

>> No.8904038

>>8904025
I just like to feel pretty, that's all. There's nothing wrong with it.

>> No.8904043

only gay if balls touch, etc

>> No.8904044

This is why you do not add your parents to your real facebook account.

>>8904004
Crossdressing doesn't make someone gay. What makes someone gay is fucking other guys / wanting to be fucked by other guys.

>> No.8904049

>>8904038
>>8904030
>>8904024
>>8904020
>>8904004
Gay in denial.

Protip: the one that is crossdressing is gay, the one fucking the crossdresser is not.

>> No.8904048

>>8904038
But here's the real question. Do you even look feminine in the first place..?
I mean it's one thing to feel attracted to a guy who really does look feminine in woman's clothing, and another thing when he just looks like a guy in woman's clothes..

>> No.8904047

>>8904036
Masturbation isn't gay or straight.

It is ONLY gay when another man treats you like a woman and sticks his penis in your ass, and even then it's only like half a point unless he cums inside bareback then that would be a valid full point.

>> No.8904051

>>8904048
He said feel pretty, not look pretty.

>> No.8904053

>>8904047
So... you're gay for taking it up the ass but he's not?

>> No.8904056

>>8904044
Fucking another guy isn't gay, are you delusional? Being dominant =! gay

An ass is an ass, retard.

>> No.8904059

>>8904048
>But here's the real question. Do you even look feminine in the first place..?

Believe it or not, but yea. I'm skinny, have longish hair, and I look like I'm 16-17 despite being 21. I'm not saying that I can actually pass for a woman, but I'm rather cute.

>> No.8904068

>>8904059
Well, that makes some sorta sense then I guess..

>> No.8904073

Man who want to look like women are very gay/sexually confused.

>> No.8904074

>>8904056

>An ass is an ass
>A man's ass is just as good as a woman's ass
>A man's ass is just fine
>Not gay

Okay, man. Sure...

>> No.8904085

>>8904059
post pic

>> No.8904078
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8904078

There is nothing wrong with crossdressing as long as you have fun, be it for reasons such as self-pleasure or just wanting to feel pretty~

People dress up as girls all the time for many different reasons.

>> No.8904086

>>8904068
We agree then.
>>8904073
I'm the living proof that you're wrong.

>> No.8904095

>>8904049
I'm pretty sure crossdressing does not necessitate taking dicks up the ass.

>> No.8904088

>>8904073
And men who constantly go around telling other people what that should be thinking and doing are what?

>> No.8904102

>>8904074
Please tell me, how is it gay. I bet you're the type of retard that thinks masturbating or getting their dick sucked is gay, yet goes around and does something super gay like perform oral on a girl.

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8904106

>>8904102
>does something super gay like perform oral on a girl.

>> No.8904112

>>8904102
I know this is trolling but I laugh every time.

>> No.8904126

Something Alert- Your kid is going to do SOMETHING this week.
>You can solve this by telling your kid he can't do anything!

Nothing Alert- Your kid is not doing ANYTHING this week.
>You can solve this by telling your kid he can't stay in his room watching his girl cartoons!

>> No.8904124

>>8904106
Please, spend a day in Russia and tell some gopnik you eat pussy. You'll get your ass kicked for being a faggot, and probably arrested for being a homo.

>> No.8904127

>>8904074
Hey man, what's your problem? Have you never fucked a trap before or something? Are you some sort of insecure faggot?
As long as ass is hairless and good looking, it's fine.
Just don't get your hands on anyone's dick.

>> No.8904167

>Amy Robertson used the term BONE HER in a post.
PFFHAHAHAHAHA. Slut, etc.

Well, I don't really see anything wrong with the site. If the whores want to post things like "i ate fifty JUICY MONSTER NIGGERCOCKS yesterday, it was funnnnieh ^^ dont tell my mommy please XDDD" in a place anybody and everybody can see, let them.
You're basically broadcasting to the whole world. Any complaint about privacy implies some sort of mental retardation.

>> No.8904171

>>8904127
>Just don't get your hands on anyone's dick.

Fuck off, faggot. I can handle how many dicks I want to.

>> No.8904210

Modern social scientists now think we have gone too far in limiting the freedom of children. Think of your own childhood (unless you're like ... 12). I grew up in the 70s and 80s. There were times we explored the consequences of going places and doing things we were expressly forbidden to do. Mostly playing in the dirt fields we were told time and again not to because it was 'dangerous'.

Not anymore. Kids are so tethered to cell phones and tracking devices they can't go 2 inches without their parents knowing exactly what they're doing. Social scientists fear children are being smothered and grow up incapable of critical thinking and decision making skills people learn by ... get this ... MAKING MISTAKES.

>> No.8904220

>>8904086
You are the living proof that faggots exist.

>> No.8904229

>>8904210
>Mostly playing in the dirt fields
Step up your game, I was playing in the mine fields.

>> No.8904252

>>/jp/ Otaco Culture

>> No.8904273

Why is that screen so fucking blurry?

>> No.8904279

>>8904229
I had a great childhood but from 1992 it all went straight to hell.

>> No.8904295

>>8904279
Blame serbs.

>> No.8904316

>>8904295
Alot of children lost legs in the after war period thanks to left over mines in the forests etc. Alot of places still have those WARING MINEFIELD banners.

>> No.8904323

>>8904279
Is that you, HVO guy?

>> No.8904365

>>8904323
Yes thats me.

>> No.8904366

i remember this...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Biha%C4%87

>> No.8904427

It feels weird that there are other people from the Balkans here, makes me wonder what they are doing in /jp/ and how they were introduced to otaku culture

>> No.8904451

>>8904427
I played alot of ImageFight and Parodius in the arcades but when the war hit and I was off duty. I visited a refugee camp and there was this UNPROFOR soldier who had brought his various anime laser discs soI decided to join him and the children in watching.

>> No.8904481

>>8903925
>Where did we go wrong..
By getting rid of the draft.

>> No.8904517

>>8904481
>By getting rid of the draft.
My shithole has draft, it doesn't help.

>> No.8904518

>>8904517
Where are you from?

>> No.8904530

>>8904518
Slavistan.

>> No.8904531

>>8904518
Likely Finland, and their pussified service.
Military style bootcamp should be mandatory for highschool graduation.

>> No.8904539

>>8904530
The only slavic countries left with mandatory conscription is Russia,Ukraine and Belarus I believe

so I will assume you are from the Ukraine.

>> No.8904543

>>8904539
>Ukraine and Belarus
Non-countries, should be annexed.
Would be better for everyone.

>> No.8904556

>>8904543
Thats very mean

>> No.8904559

>>8904543
No it wouldn't. There's no way to fix things. We're all sick.

>> No.8904597

>>8904559
From the economical standpoint, it would. Ukraine was an industrial powerhouse in soviet union, while Russia was the resource one.
Splitting the countries was not the best idea.

Might be too late now though

>> No.8904608

>>8904210
>Social scientists fear children are being smothered and grow up incapable of critical thinking and decision making skills

good. Once we get in power and they're the voters, they'll be all set to do whatever we say.

>> No.8905040

>>8903848
degenerates

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