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[Anonymous No.]

Do you ever think that a graceful Touhoes such as Yukari, Satori or someone else visited your house, having heard about your wishes to enter Gensokyo and was willing to lead you there? But just when she was ready to open the door to your room, she discovered you were currently masturbating or doing something similarly lewd. All the goodwill disappeared that instant and she found you the most revolting thing she has ever seen, but decided not to intrude out of courtesy and left without showing herself.

I have these kind of thoughts all the time. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know yukari had courtesy

[Anonymous No.]

>she found you the most revolting thing she has ever seen
lol mayb ur dik is too small then.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you think someone like Yukari or Satori know such things before coming to you room?
I mean, for Satori it's right there even if you are not doing it

[Anonymous No.]

Satori I could imagine, but I think Yukari would intrude in my room anyway just to laugh at me.
And no, I never thought about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Being spirited away is about fate, that is to say, the plans using you that wouldn't otherwise be met; they already want something from you, otherwise you're the same as all other 7 billion bugs in this plane of existence. Even if benevolent, there's a lot of humans on this planet, so your overall chances of passing that sort of screening are so low it may as well be a lottery drawing.

This would especially be true with Yukarin, given that it would be her energy expended in bringing your electromagnetically charged self out of existence in one plane and reassembled properly in the next without heavy interference.

Your chances are low unless your surname is Moriya or something; please re-evaluate your relative probability, as an organic human bug, of winning the favor of a powerful youkai

[Anonymous No.]

>>8900439
That is so depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8900457

It truly is. Oda Nobunaga is known for the quotation: "A man's life of 50 years under the sky, is nothing compared to the age of this world. Life is but a fleeting dream, an illusion -- Is there anything that lasts forever?"

Even given the best in medicine, you're only going to get ~60 years of non-impaired existence, so you should wise to remember your relative transience and universal insignificance when partitioning your limited time here. Live with eyes open to the present, because it's all you have.

If you take comfort in Gensokyo, then continue doing so; however, know that the perfect Gensokyo exists in and between minds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8900499
LOLLLL @ THAT PIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>8900457
I would advise manually not worrying about the details.
Just go to gensokyo, court mystia, marry her, and have 5 kids.

It'll be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>8900439
Just stopped by in this thread to say that I read everything in HK-47's sensual voice.

I may consider reinstalling this game for old time sakes.