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[Anonymous No.]

Which Touhous would you have on your team in a game of pickup basketball?

PG - Point guard:
SG - Shooting guard:
SF - Small forward:
PF - Power forward:
C - Center:

remember, you're playing one of the positions yourself and you need 4 more

[Anonymous No.]

Can I have 4 of Chen?

[Anonymous No.]

PG - Yuugi
SG - Me
SF - Aya Shameimaru
PF - Kanako
C - Okuu

[Anonymous No.]

PG - Yukarin
SG - Me
SF - Alice
PF - Marisa
C - Reimu

Unbeatable team if it weren't for me

[Anonymous No.]

PG - Aya
SG - Me
SF - Kisume
PF - Yuuka
C - Suika

[Anonymous No.]

Youmu
Reimu
Yukarin
Suwako
Yuugi

Come at me.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

禁忌「フォーオブアカインド」

[Anonymous No.]

Do they get to use their powers?

[Anonymous No.]

PG - Reimu
SG - Me
SF - Aya
PF - Nue
C - Yuugi

Get owned

[Anonymous No.]

PG - Magic Johnson
SG - Michael Jordan
SF - Scottie Pippen
PF - Charles Barkley
C - Patrick Ewing

Never 4get

[Anonymous No.]

PG - Ran
SG - Me
SF - Suika
PF - Yuugi
C - Eirin

I don't even know what each position does.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You'd have to be insane to not pick Okuu.

She has three legs.

Also I think there's an actual team with a three legged crow icon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8896041
My team wins. Better luck next time.

Youmu - can move faster than you can see - thousands of points per minute
Reimu - armpit distraction
Yukarin - manipulates the boundary of the hoop
Suwako - jump shots
Yuugi - knocks people down

[Anonymous No.]

>>8896092
I wish that third leg would have been a fat cum filled juicy cock instead.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't need anyone but Yoshika.

[Anonymous No.]

fools, I can play all positions by myself. don't need shitty 2hu.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any Touhou based basketball games?
I know there is a soccer one.

[Anonymous No.]

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>8896069

The point guard's job is to be the floor general; they control and distribute the ball when their team has possession. They're generally the smallest, fastest guy on the court. You also want your PG to be a good defenser, because they're going to be defending the opponent's PG. They can also be good shooters (Steve Nash) or drive to the basket (Derrick Rose), but they don't have to be dedicated scorers to still be successful (Jason Kidd, Rajon Rondo). Good Touhous for this would include Marisa, Youmu, Aya, and Nazrin.

The shooting guard's job is to be an outside shooter, someone that can score consistently without needing to drive to the basket. Particularly important is their ability to shoot three-point shots. Quality defense is a plus (a few SGs are better defenders than shooters, such as Thabo Sefoloshia), as is the ability to drive to the basket (James Harden), but it's not the highest priority. Decent height, but nothing special in that regard. The Touhou that immediately comes to mind for me for this is Momizi. If not her, maybe Eiki or Nue.

The small forward is probably the least defined role. Some small forward are essentially slightly-taller shooting guards (Paul Pierce), some are dedicated defenders with the occasional offensive display (Ron Artest, Andrei Kirilenko), some are pure scorers (Carmelo Anthony), and some that don't fit any mold (Josh Smith). Then there's guys like LeBron James and Kevin Durant that just shit all over you no matter what situation you're in. In my opinion, the more versatile your SF, the better, but Paul Pierce has been my SF for over a decade and he's very well-rounded, so I might be a bit biased. SFs are also where players start to get pretty tall. Reimu would be a decent choice here. If not her, then Alice or maybe Keine. Satori could be an interesting choice as well, as she seems the lockdown-defender type.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>8896069 cont'd

The center's job simplified is to stand near the basket, grab rebounds, block shots, and throw down the occasionaly dunk/alley-oop. You'll find the odd outside-shooting center (Mehmet Okur, Kevin Love), but many of them are the defensive keystones of their teams (Kendrick Perkins, Samuel Dalembert, Marcus Camby when healthy). There are also centers that are quality inside scorers in addition to being good defenders (Dwight Howard, Andrew Bynum, Yao Ming before retiring), but your center is typically not your primary scoring option. The obvious choice here is Yuugi, with Komachi, Meiling, or even Iku as possible backups.

My personal picks would probably be Aya/Momizi/myself/Ran/Yuugi.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

The power forward's job is to be an interior scoring and rebounding thread. They combine with the center to be a teams' inside presence on both ends of the court. The power forward tends to be more offensively inclined than the center, but also a little less defensively inclined (this includes rebounding). LaMarcus Aldridge and Al Jefferson are fairly standard quality PFs. This is not to say PFs can't be All-Pro defenders, though, given guys like Kevin Garnett and Tim Duncan in their primes. I'd probably stick Ran or Utsuho here, or possibly Meiling, Komachi, or even Shou or Byakuren.

The center's job simplified is to stand near the basket, grab rebounds, block shots, and throw down the occasionaly dunk/alley-oop. You'll find the odd outside-shooting center (Mehmet Okur, Kevin Love), but many of them are the defensive keystones of their teams (Kendrick Perkins, Samuel Dalembert, Marcus Camby when healthy). There are also centers that are quality inside scorers in addition to being good defenders (Dwight Howard, Andrew Bynum, Yao Ming before retiring), but your center is typically not your primary scoring option. The obvious choice here is Yuugi, with Komachi, Meiling, or even Iku as possible backups.

My personal choices would probably be Aya/Momizi/myself/Ran/Yuugi

[Anonymous No.]

>>8896307
>>8896324
sup, /sp/?

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>8896347

Feeling pretty good after the Bruins victory today. The Red Sox got rained out, too, so I didn't have to watch them lose.

(/sp/ and /jp/ are the only two boards I frequent, so I always love seeing threads like this either here or there.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>8896370
Now that's a very strange combination. I don't think I've ever met someone that knows about sports and Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8896385
I only go on /sp/ during the NFL season

[Anonymous No.]

When is the next 4chan Cup?

The 3 minutes and 23 seconds of Remilia fingering Flandre thing made my week.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>8896385

There aren't many of us, I'll admit, but we do exist. I've done Touhou imagedumps on /sp/ in shitpost threads before.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>8896398

Some time in the summer.

I would have liked to help out, but I know less than shit about PES.

[Anonymous No.]

PG - Aya
SG - Hong
SF - Nazrin
PF - Me
C - Yuugi

[Anonymous No.]

>>8896036
yes because it's street ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>8896307
>>8896324
Interesting.
Thanks for typing that out, never knew I would learn sports via /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8895985
PG Magic Johnson,
SG Michael Jordan,
SF Larry Bird,
PF Charles Barkley,
C - Patrick Ewing,
I'm head coach.