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You've gotta help me /jp/.

Me mum discovered my piss bottle labyrinth under my bed and is now threatening to kick me out if I don't get rid of them. What the fuck do I do?

>> No.8894412

>Me mum
horr whey aye m8 a nar wot ya mean its canny buzzin in the nix lyk well a reckon that bairns doesn't gan into the teck yersen and gan owa tha reet lark

>> No.8894408

why do you have a piss bottle labyrinth?

>> No.8894409

Hide them better next time.

>> No.8894419

Actually one thing I'd recommend is hiding those collapsible water containers under the floor or something, and having piping going down to it. Then you put the pee into the hole in the floor and it goes into your reservoir.

>> No.8894421

>>8894412
'ats a loada cunt innit?

>> No.8894422

>>8894412
u wot m8

>> No.8894423

Get a piss plant.

>> No.8894433

>>8894423
Won't it harm the plant?

>> No.8894439

>>8894433
No. The opposite, infact. Piss is full of nitrates and such.

>> No.8894441

>>8894412
u wot mate

>> No.8894507

>>8894412
Translate:
Hey mate, I know what you mean. It's lame to piss yourself. I reckon that your parents don't go into your room and go over the reeking marks.
Or at least something close to that.

>> No.8894512
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8894512

squidy come back

>> No.8894514

>>8894507
Thanks, that helps.

>> No.8894531
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8894531

>What the fuck do I do?

Pee on the fucking toilet like a normal person?

Seriously, What is the point of this thread? Is it neccesary to post this shit here? We don't give a fuck if you pee on bottles or not, that's pretty much your problem, keep it yours! Do you want a better word of advise? BE NORMAL.

>> No.8894544

>>8894531
>on bottles
>on the toilet
Do you hate the word 'in' or something?

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