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You are trapped on a desert island with:
1) One Touhou
2) One visual novel
3) One doujin game
4) One anime series
5) One manga series
6) One miscellaneous object

All of your choosing. What do you pick, and why?

>> No.8889717

1) Nitori
6) A MacGyver
Ohoho time for science!

>> No.8889720
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8889720

1) Yuukarin or the Aki Sisters
6) Food and supplies to last for hundreds of years.

I would rather have someone who can manipulate nature if I am to be alone. All those others are expendable and I will be done with them in a week.

>> No.8889729

1) Don't like 2hus.
2) No electricity so who cares.
3) No electricity so who cares.
4) No electricity so who cares (plus anime sucks).
5) readingisforfaggots.jpg
6) A satellite phone w/GPS

I choose a nice to phone to save myself from this retarded scenario.

>> No.8889734

>>8889717
you get NTRd by MacGyver

>> No.8889738

1) Suika
So I can drink with her every day and every night

>> No.8889744

>>8889729
Assume you have the requirements to play the visual novel and game. This is a fun hypothetical, not a serious survival question.

Thanks for getting the smart aleck answer out the way early, though.

>> No.8889740

Pick Yukari and just gap back to Gensokyo?

1) Yuuka
2) what is the point of this unless you have a PC or a laptop.
3) Again, same as above.
4) And yet again, same as above.
5) Wouldn't they get all soggy from the swim over?
6) Seeds. Edible plants, grain, corn, fruits, ect.

Getting drinkable water through distillation or finding a water source is easy enough. Yuuka would see that the plants grow well and quickly regardless of the conditions.
Could etch out a nice little life there.

>> No.8889741

>>8889734
More like Nitori would NTR MacGyver away from him.

>> No.8889747

Do you automatically get a computer with an unlimited supply of energy and godtier internet?

>> No.8889748

2,3,4 and 5 are retarded.
1- Remilia
6- I don't care, we will fly out of this place anyway.

>> No.8889749

>>8889734
>>8889741
How does "NTR" as a verb even work in this context? Who cuckolds who? This keeps coming up and it's important we all agree before people NTR each other over NTR.

>> No.8889755
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8889755

1) Satori
6) Rope

Do you even have to ask?

>> No.8889758

>>8889748
Enjoy boredom followed by, "It was fun, Anon! I'll um...call you later...!"

>> No.8889765

>>8889747
> Do you automatically get a computer with an unlimited supply of energy
Yes.

> and godtier internet?
No, because then the other items become worthless. Also why would you do lewd things with your 2hu when you could be shitposting on /jp/ instead?

>> No.8889767

1) Sanae
6) Unlimited Condoms

>> No.8889776

>>8889767
>6) Unlimited Condoms
I don't blame you I wouldn't want to come in direct contact with it, either.

>> No.8889772

Unlimited condom works...?

>> No.8889773

>>8889767
>sanae
>condoms
You seem to not know sanae enough.

>> No.8889778

>>8889717
>>8889748
>>8889767
What do you people envision yourselves doing? Just having sex all day?

>> No.8889781

>>8889778
Reread them. Only one person you quoted implied that they would start off with sex, and one other person in the thread >>8889755.

>> No.8889780

>>8889778
>You are trapped on a desert island

There's no internet so I can't jack off, what else is there to do?

>> No.8889782

>>8889778
Wouldn't you want to have sex with a Touhou of your choice all day long?

>> No.8889785

alice
that family project one
what?
eva
gunnm
machete

>> No.8889788

>>8889782
I'd get bored.

I actually have this horrible feeling that if I ever do make it Gensokyo and all these wonderful things happen, I will have a nagging wish that I was back at home on my computer, reading shitposts on /jp/.

>> No.8889791

>>8889788
I don't think you have a lifespan long enough to have sex with everyone in Gensokyo..

>> No.8889792

1) Patchouli
2) Marijuana: The Truth
3) Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
4) Legend of Galactic Heroes
5) Love Hina
6) TENGA Flip Hole

>> No.8889799

>>8889791
I wouldn't have sex with EVERYONE. Maybe two thirds of the current, canon touhous.

My point is that even in a best case scenario, I will probably want to go back. We all hate change and socializing and natural light, and it would definitely be worth giving up our NEET lifestyles for Gensokyo, but after a while I think a lot of people would wish things were how they used to be. Like when we have ex-NEET posters who are doing well in life, but wish they could sit at home all day again.

>> No.8889804

1 Patchouli
6 Magic seals

She builds a rocket and I get to go back to my den and shit post on /jp/

>> No.8889820

>>8889767
This. Aya will be fine too.

>> No.8889824

1) Aya
6) A copy of RFC 2549

>> No.8889827

How are you supposed to use the anime, the game, and the VN without a computer and electrical power source?

>> No.8889846
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8889846

1) The Yoogs.
2-5) Forfeit these, doesn't matter. You'd have to wish for a computer for your 6th item for pretty much all of these unless you take your manga in paper.
6) "Become a cute, fully functional touhou girl" elixir.

>> No.8889842
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8889842

1. Yukari
6. something that would appease her as a request for a portal to gensokyo.

>> No.8889852

>>8889827
>>8889846
God damn it. Assume you have a computer. This is how these things work. You also have electricity, you are on Earth, there is gravity, and you have access to food/water/oxygen.

>> No.8889853

>>8889827
1. Iku
6. Electrical transformer.

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>>8889852
I'll wish my 6th object to be a luxurious ship with plenty of fuel and navigation systems. Then I'll take Tenshi on a cruise away from your stupid fully furnished electric powered computer equipped ``desert'' island.

Your thread is dumb.

>> No.8889864

>>8889859
You shut your fucking mouth, faggot. I have listened to over 300 episodes of Desert Island Discs and not once did some faggot say "OH BUT ROY, WHY WOULD I TAKE DISCS ONTO AN ISLAND THATS DUMB LOL I DONT EVEN HAVE A RECORD PLAYER" nor did they say "LOL FOR MY LUXURY ITEM I PICK A MANSION XDDDD LMAOOO".

Shove your dick up an autistic nigger, turbonerd.

>> No.8889870
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>>8889864
Your hypothical situation thread doesn't belong in /jp/ just because the first thing you choose is a 2hu.

Take your stupid thread for stupid kids to >>>/a/.

>> No.8889873

>>8889799
Well, that may be true assuming you could be a NEET forever. Fact is though not many people can pull that off, between trying to fit into society and Gensokyo it's Gensokyo every time.

>> No.8889877

>>8889870
You shut your dick. This has otaku culture written all over it. It's a fun, off-beat survey thread catered to the topic of the board. People can post their opinions and other people (including myself) will actually care. Plus it gets fun discussions going, like it did prior to you shitting up this thread with your subhuman stench.

Now take your anti-everything attitude back to >>>/b/, cuntlord.

>> No.8889874

1) Suika
6) I don't know, a sleeping bag or something I guess

Suika has an unlimited supply of booze and she is strong as fuck. This means she can punch out large animals to eat so we can have steak and booze every day.

The sleeping bag is just because we are on an island, there is probably plenty of animals to eat, a source of fresh water, and caves and shit but no comfortable things to sleep in. I guess they can still be made out of animal pelts but whatever, sleeping bag.

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>>8889877
Everyone's skipping 2-5 because it's fucking stupid and you know it. It's also /a/ shit. That leaves 6) and the deserted island situation. Not /jp/ at all. Oh wait, I got an idea, let's make it 2HUUU 1) WCH 2HU WUD U PCK

Retard.

ITT: Your favorite touhou and why you hate kikes.

My favorite Touhou character is Cirno and I hate kikes because of their shameless exploitation of the Holohoax, which they blew out of proportion thanks to the falsified reports that they forged in many of the post-war kangaroo courts. It has been over 60 years ago, yet you're still using it as an excuse to get a free pass on EVERYTHING: the insane manipulation of media, the lobbying, the atrocities you're committing against the Palestinians in the lands you STOLE thanks to your Jew friends in the United Kingdom.
Everyone knows what you're doing and you've been doing in these 50 years, the only reason this spiral of silence still exists today is because you'd be called a Nazi, an anti-semite, you'de be ostracized from society.
Can you imagine a Kurd terrorist being excused because 90 years ago the Ottomans attempted to kill his people? It would be inexcusable, but then again Jews have their friends in Hollywood who love to line their pockets by tugging at goyim's heartstrings.
I'm fucking sick and tired of your slimeball tactics. If you really have the support of people in the western hemisphere then are you still wasting no effort to influence and manipulate public opinion, kikes?

>> No.8889884

1) Cirno
2) I've already read it...
3) Hizashi no Real
4) NHK
5) GTO
6) 20 pounds of tits and pussy.

>> No.8889891
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8889891

1) koishi komeiji
2,3,4,5)
6) fishing rod

>> No.8889898

>>8889708

I don't know, I'm too busy staring at the picture you posted.

>> No.8889909

1) Komachi
2-4) wat
5) Hyouge Mono
6) A newer, better river boat

Offer to replace Komachi's busted up tub with my new one in exchange for a ride back to the mainland. Read Hyouge Mono during trip.

>> No.8889914
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8889914

1) Tewi
2) None.
3) None.
4) Gundam collection
5) None.
6) A sword, to practice with.

>> No.8889933
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8889933

>>8889914
>A sword, to practice with.

You're really cool, dude. Like a real life samurai! ^__^

>> No.8889931

1) yukari
6) something to trade against a teleport to gensokyo

fuck your desert island.

>> No.8889942

>>8889933
but a sword could be anything, not forcibly a katenah.

it could be a flamberge or a colichemarde.
perhaps that guy is an escrima champion.

>> No.8889943

>>8889933
I have 3 real swords, and a wooden sword.

I'd trade the anime, VNs and Doujin game slots for 3 books; Hagakure, Flashing Steel and The book of 5 rings.

Deal with it nerd. Come at me.

Tewi would take up 99% of my time anyway. With my tongue and dick in her vagina or ass or mouth. Still, it would make a nice change of pace.

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8889948

1) Reisen
4) Cowboy Bebop
5) Rozen Maiden (Can't find the damn books anywhere, so why not?)
6) A giant flying boat, so I can go home after this lovely vacation with Reisen

>> No.8889954
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8889954

1) Yumemi
2) No electricity. Damnit!
3) Same.
4) ...
5) No electricity for scan reading.
6) The Probability Space Hypervessel.

>> No.8889965

What kind of desert island has an electrical grid?

>> No.8889972

>>8889965
A magic one, dummy.

>> No.8889973

Why is nobody picking a good Touhou?

>> No.8889974

>>8889973
Define good.

>> No.8889975

>>8889973
all touhous are good, silly anon

>> No.8889979

>>8889973
Fuck you. Tewi is queen of /jp/.

Wait, who are you going to pick, some obscure one that nobody knows anything about?

>> No.8889983
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8889983

1. Orin
6. A working boat.

>> No.8890001

1. Tewi
6. An infinite supply of lube

>> No.8890006

>>8889767
>Unlimited Condoms

Great idea. Blow them all up and make a raft.

>> No.8890014

1) Yuuka
2) Fate/Stay Night
3) Genius of Sephiros
4) Kara No Kyoukai
5) GTO
6) Suika's bottomless Sake Gourd.

I have no intentions of ever leaving.

>> No.8890021

>>8889973

typical PC-98 shitposter

>> No.8890022

>>8889979
>some obscure one that nobody knows anything about
>Touhou

I don't think you thought this through, Anon.

>> No.8890029

>>8890022
2hus are mainstream now.

>> No.8890027

>>8889965
Touhous don't exist.

>> No.8891714

Don't need any of those. Give me a drum and I'll summon the gods themselves to keep me company.

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