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If the /jp/ mansion were real, we could all have cuddle parties, where we dress up in frilly clothes, drink tea, and hug each other.

Don't you think this is a great idea, /jp/?

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DEM DROMES

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sieg heil d00d :D

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Sick palindrome bro

>> No.8880896

I'd be that one guy that comes in a suit, passes out drinks, snacks and shit, and stands outside only letting those on the list in.

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>> No.8880899

racecar

>> No.8880900

I read >frilly as >flirty
I'm glad there's no lewdness.

We would need lots of pillows.

>> No.8880904

That sounds cute based on your online idea of /jp/, but picture it in real life. Hairy, chubby neckbeards wearing tight pink clothing shuffling around awkwardly except for that one guy who asks for his ``onii-chans'' to hug him in a gruff, gravelly voice.

NO THANK YOU.

>> No.8880912

I guarantee you after we all saw each other no one would want to cuddle.

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IT BEGINS

>> No.8880909

>>8880904
Are you a faggot or something?

That sounds awesome.

>> No.8880918

>>8880896
I would be the drunkard hobo who would try to get inside without being on the list

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>> No.8880922

>>8880912
Don't underestimate me.

>> No.8880927

>>8880918
Nothing wrong with that, as long as you aren't a tool.

>> No.8880934

>>8880922
Hug at me then bro

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SIEG HEIL DUDE

>> No.8880938

>>8880921
It's not a case of "no fun", it's a case of "this wouldn't be very pleasant". I like /jp/ _because_ I don't have to see you fat, ugly losers, and you don't have to see me. This is the internet, and we're all cute little girls. OP's post is antithetical to that.

>> No.8880948

>>8880938
No, I would like to meet a lot of you guys. You seem pretty cool. Not you though.

>> No.8880945

I would be the guy sucking everyones cock :3

>> No.8880946

There would have to be a screening to ensure sufficient femininity, except for butler applicants.

>> No.8880956

>>8880945
GAY GAY GAY

>> No.8880960

>>8880946
Butlers need a piss test though. PCP is allowed, however.

>> No.8880968

>>8880946
I'd rather be a butler than participate on the party.

>>8880960
Good to know

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>>8880888
Dat palindrome

>> No.8880976

>>8880956
Not if he says "no homo" first

>> No.8880999

>>8880948
Why would you want to meet people?

Do you want a girlfriend and a job too?

>> No.8881000

I'd be the little slut in the bathroom glory hole on my knees, drooling through the hole for another lewd otaku to stick his throbbing penis in to.

>> No.8881076

Well, I could then finally I go on a killing spree without feeling bad about it afterwards.

I bet my prison buddies would like the story too.
"Silly hats and frilly dresses? What a bunch of faggots, you did the world a favor killing them!"

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>> No.8881142

>>8881076
You're just mad because you're the janitor and are not welcome in the mansion. Faggot.

>> No.8881159

>>8881000
Why did I get hard?

>> No.8881174

>>8881159
You're alpha as fuck who doesn't suffer from erectile dysfunction. Whip your dick out, bro.

>> No.8881184

This thread makes me uncomfortable.

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Would it have interchangeable servant roles? Would we have a rota?

I don't know if I could control myself as I get served my cornflakes by a lewd otaku bending over in a meido outfit showing his frilly pantsu~

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Why are you guys assuming the rest of us are ugly?

>> No.8881247

>>8881232
Because I blame all my shortcomings in life on my appearance and body image, and if you are attractive but decided to become some sort of weeaboo shut-in, I loathe you so much that I don't even consider you a /jp/er.

>> No.8881258

>>8881232

Zyzz is fucking kawaii.

>> No.8881261

When I become rich and powerful I'll have a red mansion built with ten rooms, a library, music room, dining hall and everything else a regular mansion should have. Then I'll have people from /jp/ coming over under the pretext of living in the scarlet /jp/ mansion but instead I'll force them to work in grape harvesting to make wine.

>> No.8881262

How open is the mansion to visitors? I'm too masculine to live here and not a big enough asshole to live in the /v/ mansion.

>> No.8881270

>>8881247
>decided to become

I didn't choose to, but I've started to better myself and now I look pretty good I think..

>> No.8881288

>>8881262
If you let me suck your cock, you can stay in my room.

>> No.8881314

Don't worry if you are uncomfortable sucking cock, anonymous ze saten will be there to show you how a good little girl does it =)

>> No.8881325

>>8881314
>saten
Learned from an expert.

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as long as no lewd stuff happened... it would be okay!

>> No.8881344

Hey /jp/ mansion, me and the guys are going out for a few beers and then playing some basketball. You in? Oh, and is it cool if my girlfriend and I crash here for the night?

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>>8881330
ah god you have no idea how badly I want to ream you while you keep talking cute like a little kid.
I'm so in love I'll just tell you now, you will never be safe in a /jp/ house, I WILL find and fuck you wildly.

>> No.8881340

>Meet-ups, roleplaying, and blogging about cock-sucking
>More related than Futaba Channel memes, anime posts or repeating digits

MEEEIIIIDDDOOO-SSSAAAAMMMAAAAAAAAAA!!!

>> No.8881350

>>8881344
y-yes
*is beta*

>> No.8881358

>>8881350
If we're lucky Arc will come so we won't have to worry about anyone fucking with us.

>> No.8881369

>>8881247

Why would I live differently, regardless of how I look? Even if I were attractive, it's not like other people suddenly become less retarded or annoying. Unless I can be a model or some shit, it doesn't matter.

>> No.8881363

>>8881340
Who are you ``quoting"?

>>8881344
No, I don't condone you staying here. Your girlfriend can, but not you.

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>>8881338
huh.. i dont understand... time for a break from /jp/ while nsj is bullying me.....!!!!! please dont bully me in a jp house by f**k with me i mean dont bully or insult me! so DONT DO THAT!!

>> No.8881376

>>8881344
Count me in bro, but keep that girlfriend bullshit outta here.

>> No.8881383

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ARCHDUKE-SAMA!!!!!

>> No.8881393

>>8881371
You are very cute. Are you sure you don't want to try anything lewd?

>> No.8881397

I have thought of funding the /jp/ mansion few times but as I know that we all are worthless leeches it could never work. So I will never spend that money.

>> No.8881401

>>8881247
You know, not all of us turned into shut-ins because of our bodily appearance, some of us had shitty childhoods and most of us are socially retarded to a degree.

You should feel ashamed for not doing anything to fix your health with all the free time you have.

>> No.8881403

I will be sitting in the throne of the mansion watching the endless orgies of the other jpsies with boredom.

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>>8881393
im anti lewd!
<<< me thinking of lewd stuff

>> No.8881415

>>8881410
There there, it's ok sweety.
You can be in charge of tea instead.

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>>8881410
I'm going to pozz the fuck out of your neg butt with my super potent pozz loads right up your arse!

I will be waiting in the mansion, dude

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>>8881415
yea i can do that n_n;;

>> No.8881427

>>8881371
I wont bully you! I just want to do lewd things, I cant help it, you're just too cute. When someone is as cute as you, all I can think about is holding you in my arms, both naked under the covers, doing very naughty things.

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>>8881410
That's kind of boring. Lewdness is the cherry on the cake. You don't need it to enjoy the cake. But it makes it even better.

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>>8881420
srry i dont understand o_O

>>8881427
its okay to hug in bed and mischief is okay like i dunno.. one time i replaced lemonade with fizzy water and my brother drank a big load of it.. lol...... but lewdness is not me..!! im pure!

>> No.8881459

>>8881440
>and mischief is okay like i dunno

Hnggg, yes! But you have to stay only with me and not cuddle anyone else!

>> No.8881462

I live in a really big house. It could totally be a jp mansion. But I want nothing to do with you disgusting 3d pigs.

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>>8881429
you need to fhave fun without lewdness its easy plus lewdness is gross..!!

>>8881459
i have lots of friends i want to hug with though!

>> No.8881473

>>8881465
Hugging too many people is what impure whores and sluts do. It's the most disgusting thing imaginable.
You have to only hug with one person forever. that person has to be me! I will take good care of you, dont worry.

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>>8881473
huh... i dont want to be impure.. but i dont know you that well enough to dedicate my hugs only to you.. :(
this is a proeblem....
i dont thhink hugs are impure as long as you dont want to do lewd things and just hug as friends

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>>8881344
>and is it cool if my girlfriend and I crash here for the night?

Hope you have a fetish for NTR because I'm gonna pound her throat with my cock and you won't do anything.

Who wants to play Melty Blood? I also bought some doujinshi but don't get anything on them.

>> No.8881507

>>8881495
Do you want to get to know me better? Maybe one day we can even... get married!

>> No.8881511

>>8881505
See dis nigga aint ignant and works his legs. I feel dat man. chikenlegs be eiwere

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>>8881507
o..oh.. this is all going too fast... *gets intimidated... runs away*

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>>8881515
You are breaking my heart please dont go!!!!!!!!

I want to be together 4eva

>> No.8881551

Stop posting this fucking thread on /int/.

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>>8881524
:( im scared i dont kno u so well thats alll....

>> No.8881585

>>8881575
Exactly, but you're really cute and I want to know you better, and maybe one day be more than just friends. Is it so wrong to want that? I did not mean to scare you.

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>>8881585
oh well okay how will we gert to know each other better o_O

>> No.8881620

I'm still holding out on winning the powerball and building a mansion out in a foresty location a few miles from a town. I would support at least two /jp/ NEETs that fit the criteria I set. I would be very nonjudgmental and a good, albeit quiet friend and host that would most likely rarely interact with you and just leave you to your own devices.

>> No.8881670

>>8881608
Ummmmmm, I don't know.... do you have an aim, msn, skype, or something like that?

>> No.8881680

I would total love a cuddle party.

>> No.8881681

>>8881670
steam

>> No.8881685

>>8881670
ur creepy pls stop

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>>8881670
guess u can email me fukunex@gmail.com :/

>> No.8881692

>>8881689
fukune dont let the lewdos get to u

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dontf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan x anon is my OTP ~

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>>8881692
i wont

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>>8881696
You're making me blush.

>> No.8881712

hey kisamas
fuck off

>> No.8881768

>>8881712
You are not welcome in the mansion.

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