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[Anonymous No.]

Nocturnes LN Magazine General

Download link for first issue
http://www.mediafire.com/?l3ccgy6z421b3cw
IRC is #nocturne-magazine at rizon.net
http://www.mibbit.com/#[e-mail]
If you don't know how to IRC.

ABOUT US
NOCTURNES MAGAZINE is a quarterly Light Novel magazine with the goal of providing a platform of collaboration between artists and writers.
Nocturnes began as a bunch of threads on /jp/ with the idea of creating a Light Novel magazine. It has since then evolved into what you see today while still maintaining the same drive the original threads had.

[Anonymous No.]

omg this shit is so bad

[Anonymous No.]

No one will ever join your IRC channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8876156
haters gonna hate?
yea
haters gonna hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>8876157
tyvm come join our irc :)

[Anonymous No.]

haters wrong 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

Nocturnes LN Magazine general OP

ABOUT OP

NOCTURNES MAGAZINE OP is a frequent spammer on /jp/ with the goal of satiating his autism and avoiding meido deleting his thread.

Nocturnes began as a bunch of threads on /jp/ with the idea of creating a Light Novel magazine. It has since then degenerated into what you see today: one thread after the next by a single-minded spammer shitposting on /jp/.

This magazine was intended as a collaboration of the creative users of the /a/ & /jp/ community, but has now become the bane of the boards that spawned the project.
Nocturnes Magazine OP also strives to make every day shittier than the one before it: both spam-wise and overall shittiness-wise.

DEADLINE FOR OP TO GET OUT OF /jp/:
ASAP.
Submissions should be shoved up your ass and regurgitated to OP. Only soppy messes will do.

Submissions which can't be opened or contain glitches will be deleted by meido along with the rest of the thread.

Entries must to be between 1000-5000 words and be related to the autistic OP. No real life experiences.

Entries must be clean and use proper formatting—submissions which are sloppy and disorderly may send OP into an autism-induced coma. OP is working his hardest and looking at his empty e-mail account every day.

Entries must sent be in a JPG, PNG or SWF file type. Entries which are unreadable or are riddled with glitches will be sold to pay for the first editor's hospital costs.

This publication makes an attempt to post forty or so threads on /jp/ every day to become popular. However, they receive a lot of complaints, so keep that in mind. Basically, if it is submitted to the editor's account a few hundred times, it has a very good chance of acceptance.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off Pygma. No one gives a shit about your hipster magazine. Go be a hipster somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8876163
y u hatin tho?

[Anonymous No.]

pls join irc