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Have you ever pissed in a water bottle, but then spaced out and picked it up and drank out of it?

>> No.8872655

Have you ever had your gf promise to piss on you but she keeps forgetting and never has to pee?

>> No.8872658

No. But I have left piss bottles in my room for several days, and those things smell fucking awful when you open them to dump out.

Consider this a PSA: Dump your piss bottles before it's too late.

>> No.8872675

When I lived in 3rd world country and when I was small
I had to peen in bottles because I had to pee often while we were on a trip

>> No.8872679

Eh you can get used to the smell fairly quickly

>> No.8872682

Could you imagine trying to piss in a bottle with female junk?

Every day I think god that I have a dick.

>> No.8872685

Yeah, except it was a coffee mug. I even made a thread about it!

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>> No.8872687

All the time, you get used to it.

>> No.8872691

I don't even dump mine out, I just put the cap on and take them out with my normal trash. Lugging the trash can out to the curb kind of sucks because of all the water weight. If the garbage man gets a nice surprise then it was meant to be.

>> No.8872700

peeing for a girl in general kind of sucks, if she doesn't have pubes or her labia is just pushed the wrong way it sometimes won't go straight down.

>> No.8872701

fuck's sake people you disgust me with your terrible hygiene

>> No.8872708

Yeah, but with a can of coke.

>> No.8872714

I don't understand what the appeal of pissing in bottles is. The times I tried it, it's just frustrating, uncomfortable and dangerous. There is a risk that you may get your piss all over the place. You still have to stand up to fit your dick in the bottle neck or bring it close to piss in it without spilling it, so you might as well take a few extra steps and go to the bathroom and piss. The way I see it, pissing in bottles is just annoying and would be much easier to go to the bathroom, piss and come back to my computer. What is the appeal? /jp/ cred when you get to post a picture of your room? Distance yourself away from being normal as much as possible? Some inane truNEET status symbol approval ritual? I don't understand.

>> No.8872715

I know that so damn well,
although for me it's cumbottles

the smell is so horrid,
it's even embarrassing to throw them out because once I open the cupboard where they are all stored, the whole house will stink.

>> No.8872721

don't you guys hate it when you have to take like, 1 and 1/4 of a bottle's worth of a piss?

it's like, you either rummage around trying to find a second bottle, or try to fill up the first one as much as you can possibly manage without it overflowing all over everything (and it always does)

>> No.8872732

No because the piss is warm and that is a pretty good sign that says "hey.. there's piss in here."

I think I have diabetes or something because I have to piss very frequently and more so in times of stress (intense gaming).

If I'm in the middle of an important night of video games that I can't pause I have no other choice than to piss in the bottle, the alternatives are running to the bathroom every 10 minutes (adjusting the mic back on is annoying too) or holding it and having it negatively effect my gameplay. Back in the day I had a lot of success with the 2-jug system. I'd have two 2 liter bottles of sierra mist, drinking one and filling the other. Eventually I'd have an almost full bottle of pee and another empty bottle to use for the next round. I was sure to keep the separate so I wouldn't make a mistake after the soda loses it's carbonation.

>> No.8872735

Piss gets cold after a while.

>> No.8872756

I keep a very nearly 1:1 ratio.

>> No.8872759

I refuse to believe that people actually do this pissing in bottles stuff.

>> No.8872760

walking to toilets is hard apparently

>> No.8872765

That's not always feasible if people are around.

>> No.8872773

What? There are people between your computer desk and your bathroom, who keep you from entering your bathroom?

>> No.8872778

False NEETs detected

>> No.8872784

I don't use bottles. To lazy. Diapers are easier for me.

>> No.8872786

I did that once. I don't remember what it tasted lie because I was pretty drunk.

I used to do it back when I still lived with my parents because I didn't want to wake up my mom by going to the toilet.

>> No.8872790

It's not the walking that's difficult, it's the standing around next to your door trying to hear if people are walking around that's the time consuming bit.

>> No.8872807

peeing in bottles makes a lot of noise
any tips on how to muffle it?

>> No.8872813

Get a few tract infections, no pressure, no noise.

>> No.8872825

No. But it's a good question.

>> No.8872842

I really do piss in a bottle though...
But that's because I couldn't deal with the pain and erectile dysfunction associated with intermittent catheterization.

>> No.8872849

Stick some paper towel in it.

>> No.8872852

at least tell me you guys shit in a toilet

not in a bin like that one picture

and tell me that you wipe your asses when you're done...

>> No.8872858

Maybe if everyone is at work or something, and nothing interesting is going on at the time so you can safely leave for a minute.

>> No.8872907

Jesus christ you people truly are disgusting. I feel sorry for your parents for even living in the same house with your filthy fat asses.

Maybe you faggots should get OCD, at least that will teach you some proper hygiene.

>> No.8872914


You're so new it hurts.

>> No.8872917

I do have OCD. I wash my hands dozens of times a day.
Only my hands.

>> No.8872934

Just because I piss in a cup doesn't mean I have poor hygiene.

>> No.8872936


>implying that just because I'm not as disgusting as you I'm new

I bet you also don't shower for weeks on ends. Being a clean NEET is the most comfortable way of being a NEET.

Same here, though it's my entire body as well. I think hand soap is the thing that kills my funds the most. Also I never touch my feet, because I don't know if the ground I step on is clean or not so I avoid touching my feet like the plague.

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Unless you're some sort of diseased whore with a urinary tract infection, human urine is a relatively sterile saline. It's good for storage so long as you cap it, so bottles are a good way to achieve proper 16+ hour game sessions. If you're that sort, having already brought your bottles for water/hummingbird food, then your caffeine-laced brew already has a home.

Perfectly logical one-room living solution.

>> No.8872960

Time to start cheaping out on the hand soap- get the solid bars for a start.
Where I live I can buy store brand soap for 14p for 3 bars. That's about 20cents in amerifat currency.
The soap kinda sucks though. Does still work, however.s

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Never and I'm a seasoned piss bottler. I even piss in cans sometimes. I could probably 360 no-scope my urine into a sippy-cup if I wanted to. Never even once drank my own piss by accident.

>> No.8872968


I don't like bar soap. I know it's healthier than the anti-bacterial ones because it has less chemicals, but I still don't feel clean when using it.

>> No.8872970

This loser doesn't buy ivory soap.

>> No.8872971
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I once dreamt I was a girl and I was in a public female toilet that had urinals and no toilets where you could sit at all. I was incredibly confused but had to piss so badly, so I unzipped my pants, grabbed my puffy vulva, aimed it upwards and to my surprise, the piss came out as a normal stream just like it came out from a dick.

Then a bunch of guys entered and I realized I wasn't in the female's toilet at all. They saw me pissing at a urinal and started laughing at me. My stream of piss finally ended and I shook my puffy vulva twice to get rid of the excess piss drops. Then I woke up.

>> No.8872975


Why don't I have a scope?
Did the Jews take it from me?

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>> No.8872978

>regularly using anti-bacterial soap
Protip: You're damaging your immune system. And regular soap washes bacteria off just fine.

>> No.8872982

I had to shit in a garbage bag once because my fucking roommate somehow passed out inside the locked bathroom and I couldn't make the 10 minute walk to school in time.

I cannot imagine ANYONE doing that willingly without any other options, though.

>> No.8872986


Yeah I know that. It's gone to the point where I basically have eczema on my hands.

OCD fucks you over some times.

>> No.8872990

Wear gloves and regularly wash the gloves?

>> No.8872992


I wash my hands with dish washing soap (it's cheaper and stronger).
Could my hand rash be caused by that?

>> No.8872993

Yes. You shouldn't do that.

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I forgot to ask, is what happened in my dream possible in real life? Can a woman really piss at a urinal with the method I used in my dream?

>> No.8872998


I've been doing it for five years and haven't had any other problems though.

>> No.8872999

Yeah, I've seen it in manga.

>> No.8873002

Yeah, use some lotion regularly or something and it should clear right up.

>> No.8873003


Most likely yeah. The thing is, you are suppose to have some bacteria for your hands. These bacteria are good bacteria, and if you kill them by washing too much (like I do) you essentially ruin your immune system and the skin of your hands.

So now I have red dry as fuck hands that really contrasts with my white skin. I can't stop though, I just have to make my hands clean or I get crazy.

>> No.8873004

Don't be stupid.

>> No.8873015

Haha! He uses any chemicals on his body!
I don't use shampoo either, I wash my hair with water, people always compliment me on my thick hair.

>> No.8873136

Where is the OP picture from?

>> No.8873148

From here

>> No.8873618

I doubt it. Girls can pee standing up, even if it's into a urinal, but that takes practice.

>> No.8873628

I refuse to believe anyone here pisses in bottles. No one is that deranged. It's more or less a joke that we laugh about.

>> No.8873650


But I started pissing in bottles just because of /jp/.

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>> No.8873654


Why would you even save that image ;_;

>> No.8873657

I'm so happy my bathroom is connected to my room, piss bottles suck

>> No.8873658

I only do it when relatives are over. I have this thing where I always try to piss right before I go to bed, so I usally get up 3-4 times before I actually go to sleep. My relatives would fint that weird.

Also, I find that bottles plastic bottles are hard to actually piss into. I prefer glass jars. They're easier to piss into, easier to clean, and they're reusable. The thing I like the most is putting your entire penis into the jar to piss, as opposed to just pressing the tip to a bottle.

It's not like they ever sit any longer than 12 hours with piss in them.

>> No.8873662

Because it's one freak doing it. If it was a common thing, there would be no point in taking a picture of it, or of saving the picture, or of posting it.
You guys make me sick. Fuck off. I'll be calling moot after I post this to get rid of this godforsaken place.

>> No.8873663

I look at it everyday. I finally threw away the one with the mold layer on top.

>> No.8873670

This guy is serious! Better stop talking about things that aren't normal or he'll get /jp/ taken down.

>> No.8873738

>Such a thing cant possibly happen! It's simply unfathomable that ANYONE would do this.

I bet you go to church and still think Ronald Reagan is still in office

>> No.8874358

What do pubes have to do with pissing?
And can't girls just put the bottleneck right on the urethra exit hole?

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I remember one time I was in a traffic jam and I had to piss really bad, so I finished off my Dr. Pepper, unzipped my pants, and pressed the tip of the bottle to my dick.

This was my first time pissing in a bottle, and I underestimated the precision needed in order to do it horizontally like that (I was still buckled into my seat and riding my breaks through the traffic jam).

The force of the urine slamming against the bottle caught me off guard and it flew out of my hands. For a few second, my penis was like one of those cartoon fire hoses when all of the firemen let go of it and it just thrashes around like a snake, spewing up gallons of water per second in every which direction.

After I got everything calmed down, went to wipe off my driver's side window, which of course was covered with smelly yellow piss. When I wiped it down, I saw what was stuck next to me in the traffic jam: a school bus full of kids, all of whom has their windows down and were pointing and laughing at me.

>> No.8874825


That sounds so horrifying and arousing.

Thanks anon.

>> No.8875507

I do go to church what’s the deal?
 I have every right to pray to Je
sus as you have the right to go t
o hell and ignore God’s words. Chu
rch is a fun way to meet people.

>> No.8875522

I attended one of those hippie churches (that sing instead of worship) for a while because a cute girl I liked went there, and this way I knew she was pure. I had to leave though because all the regulars started trying to talk to me and get me to join their stupid hippie cult about Jesus. orz

>> No.8875524

I have pissed in many things in my life, but a water bottle is not one of them.

>> No.8875527

I pissed in your mom, nerd.

>> No.8875538

I have been a christian all my life and have never understood what the hell "worship" stands for. All we ever do in our church is learn ancient hebrew, read about prehistory, locations and learn about the biblical context. Singing? No, never.

I don't even know what denomination we are supposed to be.

>> No.8875562

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.8875578

Your church sounds cool. In the church where I used to go worshipping meant singing, shouting loudly, wavering flags and dancing in the front while claiming to possess the definite knowledge about every single thing in the Bible.

>> No.8875596

Are you a normal or something? Have you never thought how much time people waste in the bathroom in the course of their lives, all for the sake of keeping up appearances?

The point of pissing in a bottle isn't just to show that you're "edgy" and wallow in your own filth, it's a gesture that symbolizes that you have completely rejected the chains of hypocrisy and social conditioning that once bound you in unthinking obedience to power holders and monied interests.

If you can't understand that much, there's no hope for you.

>> No.8875626

Yes, I'm relatively "normal", even though there is no such thing as a normal person.

I waste no time going to the bathroom. In fact, I'd bet you waste more time positioning your penis into a bottle, making sure that shit doesn't fly all other the place, and the dispensing of your piss bottles, and so on.
It doesn't mean you're edgy, and it doesn't symbolize shit. It is about being a lazy and filthy fuck who loves to clutter up his room with bottles and to smell the fermenting piss under his nose. It is unsanitary and weird. I know you won't want to listen to me, but try going to church. The common bound you would have between the community and Jesus could turn you around.

>> No.8875633

Assuming you go to the bathroom twice a day for five minutes each time, you end up spending around 5 hours a month and 60 hours a year on the toilet. In other words, every year, you waste enough time to finish 3 VN routes or 2 JRPGS on a superfluous social ritual. Only normals and retards incapable of rationality and NEETism would be that dumb.

>> No.8875649

>taking five minutes to piss.
Get a load of this guy cam.

>every year, you waste enough time to finish 3 VN routes or 2 JRPGS
I don't give a shit about VNs. And what kind of shit rpg is 30 hours? wow.

>I have no good reason why pissing in a bottle is beneficial or better than going to the restroom also I can't let this guy do what he wants because I need to do the hipster bathroom option
Why not just piss outside?

>> No.8875658

That would take even longer. It seems you really lack any form of common sense.

>> No.8875665

>leave house to do various things because I'm not a shut in
>go into house to piss or piss outside

>> No.8878233

Why are people acting disgusted by just pissing in a bottle, I do it all the time it's perfectly normal for a truNEET.

>> No.8878270

I use diapers I am a true hikki/NEET so to all bottle users just use a diaper you just sit and don't have to unzip.

>> No.8878976

But how often do you change your diaper? I wouldn't want to sit in my own piss and shit for hours on end just because I'm on a diaper budget.

inb4 not a true NEET

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