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How does it feel to know these two could easily beat your favorite 2hu?

>> No.8870359

Most of the Touhous could beat my favourite Touhou. I don't care or mind, because I'm not a retarded powerlevelfag.

>> No.8870361

>>8870352

BEAT THIS

*WHIPS OUT COCK*

>> No.8870367
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>> No.8870370

my cock would make these moonbitches beg for more

>> No.8870372

>askudonge
Oh god please don't tell me this is a 'thing'. Like people make askfictionalcharacterx and they answer in-character?

>> No.8870387

>>8870372
I agree. People having fun is a blight on this earth. Let's join together in a holy war against all who dare to engage in so-called fun.

>> No.8870379

>>8870372
Yep.

>> No.8870386

>>8870372
It is a thing. I ran into ask momoka a few months ago.

>> No.8870393

>>8870372
Most of those are pretty terrible, but I actually like that one.

>> No.8870397
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8870397

Only the Code of the Yama holds her back from wiping the smirk off their moonbitch smugs.

Her underling could probably beat them anyway.

>> No.8870399 [DELETED] 

>>8870387
I consider myself a lot more easygoing than most /jp/ posters. I think Something Awful is a fine forum if you use your common sense, and some of the subreddits are actually pretty interesting to read.

However this is just stupid. The idea makes me cringe.

>> No.8870415

>>8870397
Too bad they are not likely to die anytime soon, and Shikieiki wont even judge them anyway because she is responsible for Gensokyo only, which kinda does not include the Moon.

>> No.8870419

These "asktouhou" blogs are largely out of character and full of fanon bullshit (I'm not saying that fanon is bad, but the fanon they put is is outrageous bullshit. I wanna strangle some of these fuckers, especially littleshrimp), especially this "askreisen" asshole.

>> No.8870422
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8870422

I love my touhou for her personality, not her shounen penis

>> No.8870429

>>8870415

Let's set that aside for a moment.

In a hypothetical battle, Shikieiki would beat them in an instant.

>> No.8870441

>>8870422
This

>> No.8870446

>>8870429
I wonder why Yukari can't beat them. One can summon gods and the other has an atomic fan. How can clever use of boundaries not outclass these chicks?

>> No.8870452

>>8870446
Because Yukari isn't clever.

>> No.8870459

>>8870446

Because Yukari just wanted the sake. She was never really serious on really defeating them. If it was really serious, like the fate of Gensokyo however...

>> No.8870462

The moonbitches are non-canon fanworks from some useless retard called "Zun". They don't actually exist in Touhou canon. Stop bringing them up.

>> No.8870464

>>8870446
Because contrary to some dumb fanon, her ability is quite limited.

>>8870429
Seriously depends on the interpretation os Shikieiki's powers.
If they depend on howm uch her opponent has sinned, she doesnt really have much chance because the Moonbitches come form the perfect world of Mary Sues. They werent even really smug in SSiB, just fanbase being mad at how they beat everyone so easily.

>> No.8870465

>>8870459
I think she wanted more than just sake but Yuyuko decided to be a jerk and stole that instead. At least I felt Yukari's outburst of laughter was to hide her anger at a missed golden opportunity.

>> No.8870467

>>8870464
Also yeah, spellcheck is for pussies.

>> No.8870471

>>8870459
>Because Yukari just wanted the sake.
did you even read SSiB

>> No.8870470

>>8870462
>from some useless retard called "Zun"
lol ironic as HELL

>> No.8870473

>>8870464

What are you talking about? The power of gaps is limitless. The boundary of limits can be broken!

>> No.8870477

>>8870470
LOL BECAUSE HE REALLY KNEW WHO ZUN IS AND YOU KNOW THAT BUT YOU'RE BEING IRONIC

META-HUMOR IS THE EPIC WIN (THAT WAS AN IRONIC MEME)

>> No.8870486

>>8870465
I dunno, from the way she said it, sake was the best thing she could have possibly stolen. Its not like they can come to earth and get it back if its already gone.

>> No.8870495

>>8870465
If you zoom in around her eyes, you could almost see a tear.

>> No.8870511

>>8870367
Can you please at least change the file name?

>> No.8870527

>>8870511
to wut?

>> No.8870533

>>8870527
To your mom's name, stupid nerd.

>> No.8870535
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>>8870511
happy?

>> No.8870547

>>8870533
ICE BURN

>>8870535
That's better Not sure if you're being ironic.

>> No.8870551

>>8870535
>vormit

>> No.8870645

Why are they hated so much?

Tenshi also beat the shit out almost all significant touhous with ease. And she's just as much of a spoiled brat as they are.

>> No.8870647

How does one go about becoming a member of the superior Japanese race?

>> No.8870667

>>8870645
Tenshi is the cute type of brat.

These two are just overconfident sluts.

They're also confirmed non-virgins (or non-single anyway) which ironically makes them more inpure than the ''inpure'' Gensokyo inhabitants they loathe so much.

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8870696

Why didn't Sakuya slash their throats when she stopped time ?

>> No.8870714

>>8870696
Because it was a spellcard battle and death is not allowed.

>> No.8870734

>>8870714
>spellcard battle
Why can't Sakuya get real close to a stationary target and actually hit it with her bullets ?

>> No.8870735

>>8870667
Not from gensokyo=shit(except Iku)

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8871076

They probably could.
Mostly cause I don't know how powerful a Taoist-crown-prince-turned-shikaisen-saint is.

>> No.8872625

>>8870471
Did you even read CiLR?

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