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Which Touhou would you sleep with?
non-sexually

>> No.8868857
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8868857

please respond

>> No.8868865

Sex is inevitable

>> No.8868867

Patchouli, I would even shower for her.

>> No.8868883

>>8868857

No.

>> No.8868884

Patchouli. Cuddle.

>> No.8868895

Nitori. I wonder how shed react.

>> No.8868909
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Ran or Sakuya. Ran would ask me to call her mommy, and Sakuya Big sis.

>> No.8868915
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8868915

I'll try my hardest to hide my erection
while secretly hoping she'll eventually see it and try to relieve me

>> No.8868934

this is not "otaku culture" related
go make a thread about mangas, jpop or shit like that

>> No.8868939

>>8868895
Kappas are our friends

>> No.8868944

>>8868934
/jp/ isn't about otaku culture, go back to /a/

>> No.8868967

Ran. No warmer bed on a cold Gensokyo night.

>> No.8868971
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8868971

I'd let her sleep in my bed while i sleep on the couch if you know what i mean.

>> No.8868985

>>8868967

Okuu is warmer.

>> No.8868988
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8868988

No contest

>> No.8868991

>>8868988
Dogs smell really nice.

>> No.8868994

>>8868934
touhou is otaku culture

>> No.8868998

>>8868939
I know they are, I didnt mean like that! Its just that shes really shy. I wonder if shed try to cuddle once I fell asleep, or get really embarassed if I tried to, or try herself while im awake and get embarassed, or try to sneak out of bed...etc etc.

>> No.8868999

>>8868985
If you sleep with Okuu you wake up with slut cancer.

>> No.8869007
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8869007

rabbits.

>> No.8869004

If it's non-sexually any touhou would be welcome to sleep with me. Hiding the boner is gonna be an issue though

>> No.8869035

>>8868999

>Okuu
>slut

Yeah, no.

>> No.8869058
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8869058

She is a cuddlemonster

>> No.8869056

Momiji without a doubt.

>> No.8869291

>>8869058
she's also a neet a nd probably smells like shit and is all greasy and disgusting

>> No.8869323

>>8869291
her being smelly only turns me on even more

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>> No.8869718
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Mama Ran; preferably during a very cold winter where we snuggle to keep warm.

>> No.8869725

>>8869337
Enjoy being crushed and stabbed to death with her horn

>> No.8869733

>>8869725
She should be more worried about my horn

>> No.8869766
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8869766

Without hesitation.

>> No.8869785
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8869785

She's moist

>> No.8869793
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>>8869785
theyre all missing a sock or shoe WHYY

>> No.8869818

>>8869793
It's moe as HELL.

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>> No.8869837

>>8869004
I'm pretty sure none of them would get a boner from sleeping next to a guy like you.

>> No.8869845

Why does it have to be only one if it's non-sexually? I want a slumber party.

>> No.8869851
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8869851

Reimu.

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>>8869718
This anon got it right, also the fluffy tails.

>> No.8869881

id get drunk with suika and fall asleep on top of her, or vice versa

>> No.8870631
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8870631

Yukarin of course

>> No.8870629

May I sleep with the Black Cat of Ill Omen?

>> No.8870644

>>8870631
She would open a gap while you were sleeping and you'd wake up inside an Oni gay bath house

>> No.8870661

Cirno for the simple fact that she can keep me cool on those hot, humid and sticky August summer nights.

Think of the money I'll save on my AC bill.

>> No.8870665

Remilia

>> No.8870670

Okuu, I'd love to feel her wings rub against me as I cuddled with her...

>> No.8870674
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Ran, so it can lead to sex eventually.

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>>8870665

>> No.8870803

>>8870644
even better

>> No.8870819

>>8870751
What about this made me think of whiskey in the jar

>> No.8870867

>>8870751
why throw away your life so recklessly

>> No.8870886

>>8869885
[x]Touch fluffy tail

>> No.8870893

>>8870819

Shot with both barrels.

>> No.8870902
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8870902

with the best 2hou

>> No.8870918

I just wish to stroke Remilia's hair until her scary dreams go away.

>>8869058
>cuddlemonster
Your comment was cuter than the picture. Crazy!

>> No.8870937
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8870937

Just one, but I would imagine a friendly slumber party with almost any of them would be a lot of fun.

>> No.8870951

>>8870937
Wow, it's like every part of this post is a troll.

>> No.8870974

Ok

I'm going to try in a few hours to sleep with Patchy and confess my feelings

How do you guys think the best way would be to sneak into Remi's mansion to try to sleep with Patchy?

>> No.8871008

>>8870974
dress up as reimu

>> No.8871031

>>8870974
Swim the lake, then tunnel in through the basement.

>> No.8871043

>>8871031
I'm a pretty good swimmer so that seems feasible. If I tunnel in too deeply though I might run into Flan.

I've got it!

I'm going to visit Reimu first and use donations as payment for her to give me a blueprint of the Mansion. It's foolproof.

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>>8868857
SEXY!!!!!!!

>> No.8871116
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8871116

Pictures of Touhous in bed along with looking_at_viewer are the best, so heartwarming.

>> No.8871330
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Depends on my mood. Current mood:
Id fall asleep in the bamboo forest under a starry sky with mokou. Wed be clothed, and a few feet apart from each other, and wed each have a cigarette in our mouths, our hands behind our heads, or some position like that.

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>>8869725
I'm okay with that.

>>8869718
Ran would be fun to snuggle with in the winter, it'd be like being in a snuggie, only softer, fuzzier, and more motherly

Snuggly wuggly!

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>>8871417

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>>8871330
Extra badass mokou, just for you /jp/

>> No.8871455

>>8871435
Bitch in one hand. Fire in the other.

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I want to fall asleep with my head rested on Komachi's udders.

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>>8871330

I think Mokou'd be the type to sleep like this.
She's still pretty cool, though. Going youkai exterminating at 2 am.

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>>8871506
Probably. Not in the forest, as no walls, just bamboo. Id sleep a foot or so to the left wall or on the ground near her if it was in that case.

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I don't think she'd mind.
After all, she's been sleeping for almost 1400 years or so.

>> No.8873717

>>8868971
>>8869766
ENJOY YOUR AIDS

>> No.8877983

>>8870937
But that's Patchy...

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