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Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:05:27 2012 No.8863137 [Reply] [Original]

I think I want to order an onahole. I was thinking of ordering it through JPSP. The problem, though, is that if it gets shipped to my home, there's always the possibility of my parents getting to the package before I do, and that would be extremely embarrassing.

Is there any way I can get it shipped to another location (like the post office or something) where I can then go and pick it up? Or is there some other solution to the problem?

Actually, if it only arrives on weekdays, then I should be fine, as long as it doesn't arrive after 6 PM or so... Do they require a signature of some sort? How precisely does the package delivery work, and do they deliver on weekends too?

Sorry, I really don't know how these things work...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:06:27 2012 No.8863142 OP here; forgot to mention that I live in the USA.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:09:26 2012 No.8863149 please stop masturbate

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:11:57 2012 No.8863157 >>8863149 I know it's very lewd, but it really can't be helped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:19:56 2012 No.8863183 You may be able to get a PO box, though I'm not sure how old you are and I don't know if they cost anything. Otherwise, maybe find a friend that lives alone or something to get the package for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:25:26 2012 No.8863195 >>8863183 I don't really have any friends. A PO box would be expensive, and besides I don't know how large the shipping box will be (larger PO boxes cost a lot of money).

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:26:56 2012 No.8863202 >>8863137 Just use your hand, like everyone else in the world does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:28:26 2012 No.8863206 >>8863195 Generally due to how the post office works, if you plan out estimated shipping dates you should probably get the package earlier in the day and probably on a weekday. Perhaps a little risky, but hey, live life on the edge, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:30:56 2012 No.8863213 Just tell them not to open any packages, make up some shit like "sensitive computer parts that easily die to static electricity".

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:31:56 2012 No.8863215 If this would still decrease your parents' opinion of you, you have a long way to fall yet. Just order it, as if they would go through your mail anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:33:27 2012 No.8863219 I really doubt that it'll show up in anything other than a boring brown box.

Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:38:56 2012 No.8863230

>>8863213
They are intrusive people who disregard what I say and would open the package immediately anyway.

>>8863215
I don't normally get mail. When I do, they go through it.

>>8863206
Do you know how it gets to my house after the Japan Post Service flies it over to America? Is there a JPSP person that drives to my house with the package and drops it off?

>>8863219
It's not the box that matters. If my parents know of its existence, they'll demand to see the insides or they'll just open it themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:41:27 2012 No.8863237 Customs will usually attach something to the box that may or may not alert people to the fact that its a masturbatory aid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:43:56 2012 No.8863242 >>8863230 Could you ask the post office if you could have it delivered there and then go and pick it up? It's worth a try.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:49:26 2012 No.8863253 >>8863237 Stop trying to scare OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:49:57 2012 No.8863254 >>8863230 The package is handed off to USPS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:49:57 2012 No.8863255 Perhaps tell your parents that it's a gift for one of them and you don't want them to see it yet. Then you go out and buy a gift for them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:53:26 2012 No.8863262 Thank you, everyone, for the help. I think I've figured out a solution.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:55:26 2012 No.8863268 >>8863262 Do tell, just out of interest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:56:57 2012 No.8863273 >>8863253 I'm not. If they choose to open it they have to say that they did and what they found inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 08:58:27 2012 No.8863279 >>8863273 Seriously? And plaster on the box 'SEX TOY'?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 09:00:26 2012 No.8863286 >>8863279 No. In order to pique your parents' interest, they will vaguely shuffle the words around to say 'TEX SOY'.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 09:01:57 2012 No.8863293 >>8863286 Better than: 'PLASTIC HOLE FOR YOUR SON'S PENIS'.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 09:02:26 2012 No.8863294 >>8863230 >They are intrusive people who disregard what I say and would open the package immediately anyway. They are breaking the law. Shit, I would just spycam their shit for years and then sue them for all they own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 09:04:26 2012 No.8863301 >>8863279 Last time customs took a look at mine, they stuck a note on the box with something like, latex toy. I don't recall the exact material they used to describe it, but it was suspicious enough in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 09:06:26 2012 No.8863305 >>8863301 Haha, what the shit? Really? Thank god I don't live in United Murrifats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 09:06:57 2012 No.8863306 >>8863301 That's fucked dude.

Anonymous Mon Apr 16 09:13:56 2012 No.8863329

>>8863268
I'll just have it sent to the local USPS center through 'General Delivery'. It'll involve a short bus trip, but oh well..

Incidentally, do you think I should get
http://en-nls.com/pict1-20402?c2=12001116
or
http://en-nls.com/pict1-17250?c2=33180012&incart=1 ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 09:19:56 2012 No.8863342 >>8863329 I think the second one. Now I want one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 09:19:56 2012 No.8863343 >>8863329 http://en-nls.com/pict1-26132?c2=12000000 2 for 1. "inside is so tight that it drives out a penis."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 09:20:56 2012 No.8863348 >>8863343 STT was good for that one week it lasted. Not worth the money though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 09:21:26 2012 No.8863351 Just get reusable tenga and lube. They are expensive, but totally worth of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 09:23:57 2012 No.8863359 File: 117 KB, 1280x720, 50yearoldvirgin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8863348 You destroyed it with your dick? How much did you use it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 09:25:26 2012 No.8863363 >>8863359 Around 3-5 times a day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 09:33:27 2012 No.8863383 >>8863363 That sounds painful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 09:38:56 2012 No.8863408 >>8863383 How so? I use my evo17 usually twice a day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 18:42:46 2012 No.8865552 >>8863408 How is it holding up?

Anonymous Mon Apr 16 18:53:16 2012 No.8865598
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>>8863206
>Is there a JPSP person that drives to my house with the package and drops it off?
Yes, and he only speaks japanese and only works after 6PM.
Honestly you shouldn't have any problem if you just stay at your house 24/7. postman will probably even be an asshole and slip a "I rang 6 times and no one was there, come pick up you package" and then run away as fast as he can.

>>8863301
You're working a shitty boring job and there's an opportunity to potentially be an asshole to someone you don't know and never will, would you take it ?
of course not, you don't have a job

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 18:55:15 2012 No.8865605 File: 105 KB, 479x640, trap wank sleeve.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really want one of these trap onaholes. Can anyone tell me where to find one? I can't seem to locate any. Please don't judge me.

Anonymous Mon Apr 16 19:08:46 2012 No.8865643

You should consider that your parents were young once have likely fapped just as much as you have. In fact, they probably still do depending on how their relationship is. When you think about it, it is pretty silly to hid that you do something that everyone else does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 19:16:45 2012 No.8865697 >>8865643 It wouldn't be considered something "everyone else does" if they knew how I do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 19:18:43 2012 No.8865711 >>8865697 So you do it better than them and get more enjoyment out of it. Still not as big of a deal as society would have you believe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 19:19:43 2012 No.8865717 >>8865697 laugh at them for not exploiting their full potential

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 19:22:43 2012 No.8865732 >>8863363 How do you people manage to fap 5 times a day? If that's the norm than I'm pretty fucked up in some way with 1 or 2 times a week.

Anonymous Mon Apr 16 19:26:45 2012 No.8865752

>>8865732
I used to, but I slowed down to once a day, sometime do it only once a week to recover sensitivity, let my dick heal (because the chaffing sometimes damages the skin) and to make it feel more "special" and overall better.

Beware of hedonistic habituation.
Also dopamine reward system is a bitch, it forces you to always go further to feel good.

For example Ussian bolt must have felt damn good when he broke the world record, and he will never feel that good again even if he manages the same, he have to get an even more amazing performance to get the same or higher pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 19:44:16 2012 No.8865851 How am I supposed to keep an onahole clean (especially after I cum inside)? Also, do I need to buy lube of some sort? If so, does anyone have recommendations?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 19:53:45 2012 No.8865913 >>8865851 If hygiene becomes an issue, remember that onaholes don't get the pleasure of being cummed inside of.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 20:04:45 2012 No.8865984 >>8863351 this. infinite pleasurable sensation stress toy

Anonymous Mon Apr 16 20:19:46 2012 No.8866062

>>8865732
Depending on my caloric intake, level of physical activity and general mood, I could maintain a daily 5 rounds rapid. I've slowed down a bit as I've gotten older, though. Now its normally once at the end of the day to help me sleep. Sometimes twice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 20:23:15 2012 No.8866087 >>8865913 not him but I do. when fully inserted and going deeper it feels much, much more pleasurable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 12:04:19 2012 No.8869238 Re onahole hygiene: Should you clean them immediately after you used them, or can you leave them overnight? (i.e. does not cleaning them immediately hurt the material or anything like that?)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 12:07:50 2012 No.8869253 >>8865913 The onahole wont, but I will. Kneel over your laptop while choking a pillow and cum all the way inside your onahole, it's the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 12:09:20 2012 No.8869259 >>8869238 Suck it all out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 12:17:20 2012 No.8869284 >>8869238 Clean them immediately. Warm (like 40C) water rinse. Hand-soap will also work if it's a little difficult. Nothing stronger than hand-soap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 12:18:20 2012 No.8869295 >>8865552 Unfortunately not so good, the insert has already started tearing from my girth. Gonna have to buy a new set of onaholes soon, which makes me both sad and excited at the same time.

>>	Lol Truth Tue Apr 17 12:29:19 2012 No.8869318 I read that and I lol'd >>8869295

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 12:30:19 2012 No.8869319 >>8865605 Tried looking for just shota onaholes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 12:31:19 2012 No.8869324 >>8865605 >>8869319 These actually exist?!? I better start saving up money now, I know what I'm getting with my money soon.. . I-is the penis soft and floppy?...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 12:41:50 2012 No.8869361 >>8869324 10/10 Would laugh again

Anonymous Tue Apr 17 12:44:50 2012 No.8869371

>>8869361
That's not funny, I was being serious. The best thing about shota/trap ero manga is when they draw the little speedlines to show the flaccid penis flopping around while they get pounded. That, or when it gets erect slowly as something enters their behind.

Anonymous Tue Apr 17 12:48:49 2012 No.8869385

>>8869371
If I were to design a trap onahole, I'd make the penis inflatable.
And another model would have it the cute little erection, but you could squirt cumlike liquids out of it.
Satisfies my fetish of having a trap cum on my tummy while I'm on my back and balls deep in said trap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 12:50:49 2012 No.8869389 File: 35 KB, 253x750, the-shit-i-have-to-put-up-with-fap-fap-fap[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8869371 >>8869385

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 12:54:49 2012 No.8869399 >>8869385 And having him squirm on my dick as he cums, his ass tightening with every squirt of ejaculation, my dick poking into his prostate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 13:14:19 2012 No.8869471 http://www.orient-doll.com/top.html

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 13:20:19 2012 No.8869497 Suggestion for you guys. Go to your local post office and buy a PO box. Around here they cost $20 for six months.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 13:49:20 2012 No.8869592 >>8869497 And bother leaving my house to get my package instead of the delivery guy bringing it to me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 13:56:20 2012 No.8869612 >>8869399 Why.... Stupid /jp/ making me think things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 13:58:49 2012 No.8869621 >>8869253 pro

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 14:05:20 2012 No.8869640 File: 148 KB, 800x500, f_h_w_detail_img_01_big.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8863137 Don'g get shiddy gualidiy idems and save for better stufd :DDDDD

Anonymous Tue Apr 17 14:10:49 2012 No.8869665

>>8869612
I'd like to add that I imagine him with both his hands on my chest, hunched over, eyes closed, head moving softly back and foward. Mouth ajar, the breathing is shallow and hard, and with every breath he moves up and down a little, slowing as he gets near the end of his orgasm

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 14:13:20 2012 No.8869676 Some of you guys are lucky, my mom will always ask me what I'm ordering/what I ordered. She already knows about the soft porn I buy but this would be unexplainable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 14:13:20 2012 No.8869678 >>8869665 And after he stops he shudders ever now and then, eyes still closed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 14:15:19 2012 No.8869683 >>8869676 Buy a dildo instead. Get some gimmicky brand or model that would say something like "Nigger king, bitch maker: master of sissy homos" on it. After she sees that, you will never be embarrassed from anything else again

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 14:16:49 2012 No.8869688 >>8869683 I think a male blow up doll would be best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 15:13:51 2012 No.8869928 >>8869688 That said, does japan actually do blow ups? Or do they consider themselves too technologically advanced for that, and settle for nothing less than full body skeletal silicone dolls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 15:44:54 2012 No.8870087 File: 187 KB, 497x900, 12350899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8869665 OHHH YEAAHHH

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 15:46:23 2012 No.8870094 File: 356 KB, 530x748, 12386010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8869665 OH YEAH But seriously, it's like the hottest thing ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 15:52:54 2012 No.8870125 File: 745 KB, 1024x850, ship122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I prefer murrica brand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 16:29:56 2012 No.8870313 >>8869385 You know, a "trap onahole" is just gay. There's no trap with it, making it nothing more than an onahole crafted like a male butthole with a dick on the end, making you a faggot. /jp/ you sadden me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 16:33:56 2012 No.8870335 File: 66 KB, 300x371, Pipedream-Extreme-Fuck-Me-Silly-Mia_300-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Living the dream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 16:37:26 2012 No.8870355 >>8863230 Well then that sounds like a personal problem that we can't help you with. Why don't you just make sure you're home around the time it's expected?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 16:41:26 2012 No.8870380 >>8863305 I've ordered dozzens of things from Japan, and not one has been labeled at customs. And I live in the US.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 16:43:55 2012 No.8870396 >>8870125 Fucking this. I've had mine for a year or so now, been using it for about twice a day. Got the STU insert, when I cum I go spaz for a good 40 seconds before it calms down. This is what happens when you order Nippon shit >>8863348

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 16:45:26 2012 No.8870408 >>8870313 Wait, no one had the idea of making cute frilly dresses for onaholes? I know what my business project will be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 17:14:26 2012 No.8870522 >>8870408 It's not frilly, but this one has clothes: http://www.onaho.net/muzigen/super_lorik.html

Anonymous Tue Apr 17 17:17:55 2012 No.8870536

>>8870522
That is weird even for /jp/. No penis? What is this disgusting thing?
But really, what I'd like is a trap realdoll or something. And dress it up in frilly clothing and thighhighs and lots of other cute girly clothing.
I'd turn her to 1000% cuteness and then she'd ride me like a stallion. Or I'd lay her on her back and cradle her back while I push into her prostate with my dick.

Anonymous Tue Apr 17 17:22:25 2012 No.8870555

>>8870536
I'd kiss his rubberised face and hold his hands as I pump my cum deep into his ass. Then I'd spend 20 minutes carefully cleaning out his orifices and the rest of his silicone exterior in the bathroom, and then put more cute clothes on him. He'd then sit around watching me refresh /jp/ or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 17:31:55 2012 No.8870590 >>8870396 Nice try Fleshlight marketer, but we all know that they're shit in comparison.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 17:40:58 2012 No.8870640 I heard ona-holes are overrated and your hand feels better anyway. Especially for the cheapo ones. Is this true?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 17:41:58 2012 No.8870649 >>8870640 No. Not for the Japanese ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 07:25:29 2012 No.8873523 page 15 bump

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 14:11:31 2012 No.8874819 >>8870408 Tell me when it's up and running

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 14:12:00 2012 No.8874828 If the /jp/ mansion ever worked out, we could all just buy one single real doll or some other kind of inanimate sex doll, and gang bang it. Run a train on it, and everyone cums inside. I'd let all of you go before me though, because I'm a nice guy :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 14:21:00 2012 No.8874868 >>8874828 No offense, but the thing that'll get gangbanged is probably going to be you in the /jp/ mansion

Anonymous Wed Apr 18 14:23:00 2012 No.8874876

>>8874868
I wouldn't mind that either... I just thought of everyone shooting wads of cum and coating a doll in semen so I could take the last turn and slide the cum slathered doll over me as my penis thrusts in and out of a hole filled to the brim with jpmilk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 19:19:02 2012 No.8876257 >>8874876 delicious

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 19:22:31 2012 No.8876265 >>8874876 Damn you, /jp/. whyboner.tar.gz

Anonymous Wed Apr 18 19:30:32 2012 No.8876286
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What do you guys think of the TENGA flip hole? I was thinking of buying one soon. I also have the deep thoat cup and an egg coming on that mail are they any good?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 19:59:02 2012 No.8876446 >>8876286 I seriously doubt those tenga eggs are just one use. Such bullshit if its more than 10 dollars if that's the case. I bet you could simply rinse and clean it and it would be good as new

Anonymous Thu Apr 19 00:36:34 2012 No.8877495

>>8876446

The eggs don't last very long. You can get a few uses out of them but the material they are made out of starts to rip and just falls apart.

The normal Tengas last a bit longer than the eggs. You might be about 10 uses out of it before it really starts to fall apart.

I've had a Flip Hole for about 2 years, and it is still holding up.

Haven't tried the new model they have out. Might go to the store and buy one later today.

I live in Tokyo BTW

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 19 11:26:05 2012 No.8879425 >>8877495 >2 years I heard that the fliphole is good for around 50 uses but 2 years worth? might consider buying.

Anonymous Thu Apr 19 11:39:33 2012 No.8879473

For OP:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poste_restante

In my country we also have electrical post lockers (that's the only way I can describe them, lol) where you can have your post delivered. Then you enter a code to a computer and a locker is opened for you where you can fetch it. I don't know what's the name of this system and if other countries have it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 19 11:40:04 2012 No.8879474 >>8879473 They're called PO boxes

Anonymous Thu Apr 19 11:46:03 2012 No.8879493

>>8879474
Searched that.

It's similar, but not the same. The machines I described aren't at post offices, generally they can be found in shopping centres or large markets where I live. You also don't rent the locker: it's no one's locker, you just get a random locker for the specific delivery and open that locker with a code (which you get in a text message in most cases, I think).

PO box could work for OP as well, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 19 11:47:03 2012 No.8879498 >>8879493 Do they have any where you don't have to buy one with like ID and whatnot?

Anonymous Thu Apr 19 12:07:03 2012 No.8879554

>>8879498
To use the post service I have described, you mean?

You don't need an ID for that, if I remember correctly all you need is the number you get to your phone or email. You also don't need to deal with any people, it's just a computer that opens the locker for you. So the post service can't connect any specific order to you.

The rest would depend on the shop you're ordering your stuff from, I suppose. Not all shops here have this service available, but I personally used it when buying some lewd stuff to avoid embarrassment.

I'm sure some other countries have this system, but I'm not sure how many and what it is called in other places.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 19 12:12:03 2012 No.8879573 Have you guys ever heard of General Delivery? Sounds like something you all should look into.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 19 17:52:17 2012 No.8881328 >>8879425 If you take good care of it, it should last longer than 50 uses. I still mostly use my hand to masturbate and only use the Fliphole every once in a while so that is probably why it has lasted two years.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 19 18:17:47 2012 No.8881463 >>8877495 How often do you use the flip hole?

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