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Which do you have, /jp/?

This is a page from the DSM, so if you agree with these brief overviews, it means you have that disorder!

>> No.8862860

>so if you agree with these brief overviews, it means you have that disorder!

>> No.8862867

I would be paranoid, antisocial, bordeline and avoidant by normalfags standard.

>> No.8862869

All of them.

>> No.8862871

I had a friend who was schizoid personality disorder to a tee.

Quite the basket-case.

>> No.8862873

>>8862869
You're histrionic and narcissistic, AND avoidant, antisocial and paranoid?

That's amazing!

>> No.8862875

>>8862869
this

>> No.8862886

Schizoid.

Is it considered a disability I could get money from?

>> No.8862890

>>8862886

/jp/ summed up in one post.

>> No.8862906

Chronic masturbation.

>> No.8862912

Schizotypal, perhaps.

>> No.8862913

Schizoid, officially diagnosed. It's a pretty useless diagnosis since it hardly restricts your life.

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Weird VN bugs / Secrets thread

I recently replayed Fate/Zero and was puzzled by a message that appeared after I finished the game. It was, shit you not, AOC = NSJ. I didn't get a screenshot (damn it!) and tried replaying it to see if I could get the strange message to show up again. Unfortunatly, I could not.

>> No.8862925

>>8862886
If you're diagnosed and have a history backed up by your psychiatrist.

It seems like a real pain to get qualified for disability because of a personality disorder.

>> No.8862955
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8862955

I've always had a particularly potent case of Münchausen's.

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>>8862955
Fuck schizoid or aspie discussion. If there's a mental illness /jp/ has, it's definitely Münchausen's.

>> No.8863971

>>8862921
lol

>> No.8863978

I'm literally diagnosed with OCD and it's not nearly as fun from the inside as it appears to be from the outside.

>> No.8863994

>>8862853
Narcissistic personality disorder, haven't gotten in to see a psych yet but I fit most of the criteria - lack of empathy, sense of entitlement, etc (though ironically not narcissism, I don't like going on about how great I am)

>> No.8864003

>>8863855
>mental illness
>Münchausen syndrome is a psychiatric factitious disorder

>> No.8864023

I guess I relate most to avoidant, since I tend to worry too much about what others think about me, to the point where it's very uncomfortable for me to socialize unless it's with people I know for sure won't judge me.

>> No.8864029

Schizoid and Avoidant. Tendencies of OC personality. Certified by pros with mad skillz.
>>8863978
With the actual disorder it must be hell. Washing your hands a hundred times per day, for example, must be extremely distressing.
But if you're talking about the Personality Disorder, it feels fucking good for a while when you finally set everything right.

>> No.8864037

Is there such a thing as porn addiction?
I have to keep watching porn just to stay okay. If I don't have a boner something feels wrong.
In classes I just think about ero manga, my background is echii to the max, all the posts I make in /jp/ are lewd, and I masturbate multiple times a day. I've even posted my cumrags a few times on /jp/

>> No.8864051

>>8864037
Hypersexualit-
>classes
Oh.

Being a teenager.

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>>8864051
I'm in class right now, but i sit in the back and pretend to take notes so I can browse /jp/
I wish I were still a teenager, but I've been 20 for a while now. It wasn't as bad when I was a teenager. Back then I really didn't care at all about girls even.

>> No.8864072

>>8864066
>I've been 20 for a while now
I was 20 for years.

>> No.8864084

>>8864072
I meant my birthday was over a few months ago to constitute "a while", sorry if it was hard to understand.

>> No.8864101

>>8864051
Hypersexuality wiki page is wrong, looks like surveys are filled with a bunch of liars.

>Many proposed definitions of hypersexuality are relative to cultural or peer group norms. Surveys of "convenience samples" suggest that 3–5% of high school or college age males masturbate on a daily basis.[7] In the Kinsey studies, 7.6% of males engaged in some sexual behavior leading to orgasm (masturbation, sexual intercourse, oral sex, etc.) on a daily basis or more.[8] In the Laumann study (a large-scale representative survey of sexual behavior),[9] 1.9% of men ages 18–59 masturbated daily, and 1.2% masturbated more than once per day.[10]

>> No.8864102

>>8864084
Just saying bro, get on my level.

>> No.8864105

>>8864037
The devil makes you want pornography. You have to pray to God if you want to turn away from that evil, friend. Think about embracing a religion of your choice and it will help bring you strength to ward off your battles with that which you feel you should not do.

>> No.8864106

>>8864066
>20
You haven't finished puberty yet. This is normal.

>> No.8864120

>>8864101
>3–5% of high school or college age males masturbate on a daily basis.
What the fuck? Did they survey a school for the motor-challenged or something?

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8864122

Hey guys I just took this 5 quiz question from wikipedia .....

>> No.8864125

>>8864120
Three studies all came out with conclusions under 10%...

>> No.8864132

>>8864122
Hey but I did the quiz and read the whole wikipedia article about it!!
I WANT TO BE UNIQUE

>> No.8864136

Pure schizoid. Self diagnosed because I haven't bothered to go to a psychiatrist since it wouldn't change anything anyhow, and it's not like it gets in the way.

>> No.8864212

>>8864136
>it's not like it gets in the way.
Then, by definition, you don't have a personality disorder.

>> No.8864477

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

I over-evaluate situations, I enjoy manipulating people's reactions when forced to be around others. I enjoy being alone and I like things tidy. Most people call this being an ass.

>> No.8864567

>>8862913
>>Schizoid, officially diagnosed. It's a pretty useless diagnosis since it hardly restricts your life.

Seriously. Biggest joke on the DSM.

They should just change the name back to plain old "introversion".

>> No.8864638

>>8864567
congrats on the marriage

>> No.8864696

>>8864003
An illness that makes you believe you have illness. What's your point?

>> No.8864726

Schizotypal, Histrionic, Avoidant.

I'm speshul!

>> No.8864736

Schizoid personality for sure

>> No.8864748

I was diagnosed with borderline.
But my main problem was my disthymia.

>> No.8864769

Probably avoidant and histrionic.

>> No.8864965

>>8862853
I have Gender Identity Disorder, why isn't that in there?
>i wish to be the little girl

>> No.8864971

>>8864965
LOL

>> No.8864976

>>8864971
I'm not kidding, I'm taking hormones and going through lots of therapy. Shitsux yo~

>> No.8864998

>>8864965
That's not a personality disorder. It's under the “Sexual and Gender Identity Disorders” section.

>> No.8864996

paranoid and schizoid, all certified by internet quizzes and the wikipedia page

I also have acute "useless piece of shit" and "asshole" personality disorder

>> No.8865107

The DSM is a bunch of politicized bullshit-you realize that, right?

Psychology is not a science.

>> No.8865142

My disorder is that I'm a shitty person.

>> No.8865258

Borderline, Histrionic, Avoidant, OCD, and Dependent.

>> No.8865291

>>8865107
Of course it is, don't be daft. Whenever I hear someone say, "Psychology isn't a REAL science!!!" it reminds me of those fuckwits who used to complain that math was useless in the real world.
Psychology and its related fields have tons of real-world applications ranging from marketing to warfare to making people a bit happier. It's all grounded in the scientific method. Perhaps too much so. One of the biggest problems a lot of people have with psychology is that research tends to produce results that basically confirm common sense. Though the data are very useful. A typical psychology has more statistics than an actual statistics paper, and it's all of use to somebody.

Psychology is awesome, and I'm not even a psychology student. Just a dilettante and armchair expert who likes arguing on the internet.

>> No.8865380

I never really understood people's need for close platonic friendship. People keep telling me "you need to have good friends" but I can't imagine the concept of "missing" an non-romantic companion. The people who lecture me about this seem to be the ones who complain about being lonely just from staying inside on their own for a few days, so I don't see why anyone would want to be like them.

I understand the fun in hanging out but I hate people who insist that I must place extravagant emotional meaning in things.

>> No.8865532

I'm officially diagnosed with Schizotypal, but what I have is probably more severe than just a personality disorder.

>> No.8865712

> Antisocial Personality Disorder
What rights of others?

>> No.8866200

302.2 for life bitches

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