/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone want to make a suicide pact?

I figure the chances of two people committing sudoku would be higher than trying it yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862109
where do you live op? lets do this

[Anonymous No.]

I'd prefer if you transients made "return to /a/" pacts but I suppose this'll create the same effect, although at slightly higher emotional cost to your families.

[Anonymous No.]

THIS THREAD IS AGAINST THE RULES JANITOR I KNOW YOU'RE THERE FUCKING GET ON THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862109
I live in canada so chances are low that we can meet up.
I mean we could plan it out and encourage each other though.

[Anonymous No.]

>I figure the chances of two people committing sudoku would be higher than trying it yourself.

Actually, it would decrease.

Let's say you have two people each with a 50% chance of successfully killing themselves. The chance that both people would kill themselves would be .50^2 = .25.

And a 50% chance of successfully killing yourself is pretty high I'd say.

I mean sure, you could latch on to another person who is even more suicidal than yourself to increase your own chances, but that would also drastically reduce that person's own chances, which is rather selfish.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll put a bullet in your head, but first you have to give me all your money to prove that you're serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862121
Where in Canada?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862126
GTA area

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862125
Look at that hipster ``girl gamer'' niwaka slut posing with all her retro games and figurines/otaku paraphernalia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862126
>Area area

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862141

>niwaka slut

I guess I might as well just jump to the part where I deal with the fact that this is /jp/ canon now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862141
It's not too late to change my niwaka ways

[Anonymous No.]

Bet your ass I do, let's do this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862141
what does it matter what kind of otaku you are? i mean if you are sufficiently alone i would think that your level of involvement would not matter as much

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862206
>what does it matter what kind of otaku you are?
>what does it matter what kind of otaku you are?
>what does it matter what kind of otaku you are?
>what does it matter what kind of otaku you are?
>what does it matter what kind of otaku you are?

Welcome to /jp/, /r9k/! I hope you've been enjoying your stay.

[Anonymous No.]

that feel when janitor ignores suicide threads but bothers deleting individual shitposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862141
I'd still pee in her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862206
Typical niwaka otaku liberal nigger loving faggot reply. You want some of this, motherfucker? I'll beat your stupid secondary ass into the grass and sodomize your entire neighborhood, niwaka piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862232
Best fetish ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862138

waterloo here, lets do it man.

we can get some liquor and a big tank of helium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862253
For real bro? I mean we could actually do this then.
You had your exams yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862125
Don't talk shit about Dear Leader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862274
god damn it i love misaki so much
she is just perfect in her sadistic and out of touch with the world self

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862269

i have to finish this season of anime before i do anything like that, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862303
I use that excuse every time too.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry OP but i'll pass. I'm actually enjoying my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862314
>>>/a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862325
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862325
I don't understand.. what's wrong with a little girl enjoying her life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862338
no one enjoys life, we just find things to occupy us
if someone has nothing which they occupy themselves with, they are worthless

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862125

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862141
>niwaka

What the fuck is this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862357
Oh god that looks horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>8862292

I agree.