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The things Marisa's ass cannot crush, ARE NEXT TO NONE!

>> No.885679

ASS OF STEEL

>> No.885680

I bet her ass cannot smash the tank like structure of nintendium.

>> No.885684

Can Marisa's ass crush diamonds?

>> No.885706

>>885672
CAN HER ASS CRUSH DRAGONFORCE?

>> No.885707

>>885684
Marisa's ass IS diamond!

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>> No.885715

>>885706

Same thing.

>> No.885721

>>885707
That means her ass is the fourth string substance in the universe.

>> No.885723

>>885707
That means her ass is the fourth strongest substance in the universe.

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>> No.885744

>>885731
A touhou's hat is made of the strongest materials.

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>> No.885754

What happens when marisa's ass comes in contact with youmu's sword?

>> No.885759

>>885754
The sword breaks.

>> No.885762

>>885754
Marisa swordclaps it.

>> No.885764

>>885754
You know that "next to nothing" part she always says? Marisa's ass is that "next" part of the equation.

>> No.885772

>>885754
If it hits the bladed side, Marisa undergoes mitosis. If any other side, the sword breaks.

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>>885731

>> No.885776

>>885772
SCIENCE!

>> No.885782

>>885731
>>885775
Needs a picture of Sakuya opening a door in the background "IT'S WATERMELON TIME!" "NO SAKUYA NO!"

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>>885672
>>885714

>> No.885815

christ, how could one even penetrate an ass like that?

>> No.885836

>>885815
With futa.

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>>885815
DON'T WORRY! NITORI IS ON THE CASE!!

>> No.885840

So...Marisa vs Goatse. Who'd win?

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>> No.885852

>>885839
I'd suck the shirikodama out of her ass, if you know what I mean.

>> No.885855

>>885840
Marisa's ass would plug in goatse and destroy it from the inside.

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>> No.885870

Why is Marisa so alpha in appearance? ;_;

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>> No.885891
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She's coming for you.

>> No.885892

>>885870

YYK Alpha?

I dun get it.

>> No.885895

Don't do it Keine! Your horns would break!

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>> No.885931

>>885891
I'm a big advocate of Marisa's ass, but OH SHI-!!

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>>885863
>>885869

>> No.886021
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A challenger appears!

>> No.886035

>>886021
MOTHERFUCKIN' CELESTIAL PEACH!

>> No.886044

So here's my question. Why has no one turned this into a Gutsman's Ass ripoff yet?

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>>885891
Keine to CAVE Marisa?

What happens when the unstoppable force meets... another unstoppable force?

>> No.886051

>>886048
Odd couple sex ensues?

>> No.886052

>>886048
Dragonforce is formed.

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>> No.886065

>>886058
>>886060
Must it always be in this order?

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>>886052

>> No.886068

I have a bad feeling that this will become a new meme. A Parody of Gutsman's Ass.

>> No.886069

>>886065
Yes.
Always.

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We know who has the softest.

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>>886119

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>>886119
I thought she has the softest chest! I didn't know it was all-around softness.

>> No.886247

>>886236
Youmu shouldn't have a chest... To me, she's one of the characters that should always be loli, like Remi. Go stick your boobs on Yuyuko or Yukari.

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>>886236
YOU ARE TOO SOFT YOUMU!

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