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8839855 No.8839855 [Reply] [Original]

Which touhou do you relate to the most and why?

I relate to Alice because I am aloof and I can come off as a jerk with harsh but not emotionally charged words. Although deep down I do want company and I don't try to hurt people, it just comes out that way. Even though I want company sometimes, I want plenty of alone time and I want people to respect it.

I would also suspect Alice to be someone that mumbles and talks to herself constantly like I do.

>> No.8839863 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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no im pretty sure Alice is a heartless bitch

>> No.8839872
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but alice is moe and you are not

>> No.8839879
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I relate to Reimu because I'm very outgoing and I always kick everybody's ass. I'm also really sexy and get all the girls, and smell really good too.

>> No.8839878

>>8839872

Aloof, introverted Alice is better than epic tsundere shy gurl LESBIAN XD Alice

>> No.8839886

*shitposts about fanon Alice*

>> No.8839890

>>8839855

You're wrong.

Alice doesn't need friends. She already has all the friends she needs.

This is why you will never be Alice.

>> No.8839904

>>8839879

That's fanon you 2ndary 2shit. I know you're being ironic but still.

I relate to Reimu cause I'm incredibly poor and befriend people after having a brief period of being enemies with them.

>> No.8839901

>>8839890

Everyone needs friends. Not all of us are drowning in depression to share your point of view.

>> No.8839911

>>8839901
just because people need friends, doesn't mean they will get them. Just like how every one needs food, but not every one is being fed.

>> No.8839922
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Sure, comparing one's self to a fictional character, especially a cute female one, is sheer self-aggrandizement. But I have a feeling she'd do the same damn thing whatever gender or appearance she had.

>> No.8839916

>>8839904
>I relate to Reimu cause I'm incredibly poor and befriend people after having a brief period of being enemies with them.
That's fanon too, you funny guy.
Canon Reimu is NOT THAT poor. She just too lazy to care and do shit about that.
Also she has no enemies and never had. All this danmaku duels are absolutely light-minded. Or do you believe all those stupid pictures 'Canon Alice - Fanon Alice'?

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>>8839901

Alice isn't drowning in depression. She's capable of being much more happier without all of you.

>> No.8839933

>>8839922

Why do you think touhou is popular?

Because the characters are basic templates you can project yourself into.

Besides, I don't think I was putting so much importance on myself by comparing myself to a fictional character that I can relate to.

>> No.8839936

>>8839916
>>8839904
>>8839886
Oh come fucking on. How much characterization do touhous get in the games? Whining about touhou fanon is whining about all the transporter accidents in Star Trek.

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Alice is cute! I'd like to fall asleep next to her!

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>>8839936

THIS.

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Chen, because she is an unimportant loser who's masters have masters.

>> No.8839954

>>8839949

>everyone gets their own gensokyo!

Fuck that shit is touhou communism now? Doesnt even make sense

>> No.8839951

>>8839916
She is poor indeed, she literally didn't have a single yen until Yukari gave her 10k of them and when the fox thing told her where a few coins were scattered.

She does not need money to survive, she gathers ingredients to make food, tea and sake from her garden according to the mangas. She also goes fishing.

Also, just in case, while the nature of battles are mostly non-serious, she goes ahead to the point of befriending those who are complete strangers at first.

>> No.8839966

>>8839954

Gensokyo follows the many-worlds interpretation.

>> No.8839962

>>8839952
Kind of like a minimum wage worker, huh?

>> No.8839965

>>8839952

Chen is very important to the emotional stability of Ran.

>> No.8839968

>>8839966

So which world do the games follow?

>> No.8839971

>>8839968
ZUN's.

>> No.8839978

>>8839971

Alright, so in my Gensokyo all the girls are futanaris and all the boys are cuntboys. And since there are many world interpretations, my interpretation is canon.

>> No.8839974

>>8839968

It is the world that ZUN chose as being the initial branching point.

>> No.8839981

>>8839949

Whoever this bullshitartist is is a complete fucktard. Fucking with canon is okay for lols but if your going with the "my gensokyo is gensokyo" then fuck you, but if your going with a "the gensokyo in my heart," that's okay.

Had enough of 2ndary faggots that only know touhou fanon from YUTUBE and yurifaggots that claim their fanonshit as law.

>> No.8839986

>>8839978

Thank you.

>> No.8839988

Meiling.

>> No.8840006

>>8839978
If you had to choose ONE (!!) Touhou to be a futa, who do you think would be the most likely candidate? Who is the most futa-est?

>> No.8840002

>>8839974
>>8839974

We don't need your fanon here, this is a holy place.

>> No.8840004

>>8839988

And why is that?

>> No.8840005

>>8839978
So write an H-doujin about it. If it's good enough, I'll fap to it, because god knows futa-on-cuntboy is rare enough.

>> No.8840010

>>8840006
imo it has to be Yukari. You can practically see her wit

>> No.8840014

>>8839949
>>8839966
>>8839974

You actually believe this? I want to laugh at your face in real life.

>> No.8840045

>>8840004

It's hard to explain. I just feel a kinship with her.

>> No.8840051

>>8840014

Why?

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>>8840005

Heres my first draft

>> No.8840060

>>8840057

Now we just need to make it a VN.

>> No.8840063

>>8840051

Why are you asking?

>> No.8840076

>>8840006
Utsuho, of course.

Only touhou that ZUN commented on how he had to think of something to avoid showing the Yatagarasu's ''third leg'' that is associated with a penis.

Other than that, Mamizou because she has large shapeshifting testicles in mythology.

>> No.8840083

>>8840063

The concept behind the MWI is preceded by parallel worlds as a fictional element. It isn't a stretch to term what would be called "fanon" as contained within a multiverse that was brought into being by its original author.

>> No.8840118

I'm like Alice because I'm really good looking and am generally the best at whatever I do.

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>>8840083

>> No.8840209

>>8839951
>She is poor indeed, she literally didn't have a single yen until Yukari gave her 10k of them and when the fox thing told her where a few coins were scattered.
>she literally didn't have a single yen until
Eh? Seriously? Would you be so kind to give us some proof? I remeber 'fox thing', yes.
But I don't remeber anything about "Reimu doesn't have a single yen in her life except [Event 1] and [Even 2]."
This sounds absolutely ridiculous.

>> No.8840215

>>8840209

Not same poster, but the fuck? You're suppose to not your shit, aren't you from /jp/? This is common fucking knowledge.

>> No.8841284

>>8840215
The fuck are talking about?

>> No.8841655

>Everyone gets their own gensokyo!

>> No.8841669

Why is alice such a massive NTR fodder?

No, seriously. Someone please explain it to me.

>> No.8841670

Mokou.

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I am one miserable wreck of envy and regret.

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8841686

Probably Patchy.
I'm weak.
I have little physical strength.
I have a fuckload of USELESS things.

>> No.8841689

>>8839951
Thats called living off the land. Not being poor. Learn what being poor is because its a lot more than just not having money. Reimu is smart she grows her own shit.
If she really wanted too she could probably sell her produce at the human village for major profits.Wanting money and needing money are two totally different things.
This is something the dumb as fuck touhou fandom has a hard time understanding also. In the end unless you're a farmer and a bounty hunter/Shrine maiden. You can be nothing like Reimu.

>> No.8841692

Who is the most autistic touhou?

>> No.8841693
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>>8841686
>I have a fuckload of USELESS things.
Was supposed to mean I know a fuckload of useless things.

>> No.8841704

>>8841689

>Which touhou do you relate to the most and why?

>YOU CANT RELATE TO TOUHOUS UNLESS YOU SHARE THEIR OCCUPATIONS!

Shut up go outside

>> No.8841717

>>8841686
I imagine many on /jp/ are like you.

>> No.8841722

/jp/ - secondary culture

>> No.8841730
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8841730

Bill Cosby because zip zoop zoobity bap

>> No.8841743

>>8841730
but is he a 2hu?

>> No.8841782

>>8841743
he is the only male cast member
he fucked your favourite touhou

>> No.8841785

>>8841743
He's the BEST 2hu.

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>>8841782

>> No.8841802

Reimu, because I don't do anything at all every day, am incredibly rude, lazy and don't care about most people.

>> No.8841843

>>8840209
ZUN is always being vague so there's no way to know that, but I THINK in SaBND there was some scene where it was new years (the time people go to shrines) and NOBODY showed up.

>> No.8841854

>>8841843
Four people and one human attended.

>> No.8841866

>>8841854
Fairies and Marisa never donate

>> No.8842007

>>8839949

can someone please remind me from what doujin this is from? i know i have it, but it's been ages since i've read it and i really don't want to sift through the hundreds of saved doujins to find it.

>> No.8842603

/jp/ doesn't know how to introspect

>> No.8842646

I can see part of myself in marisa and yuyuko. Most days I'm fairly lazy, a bit hedonistic and have a wicked appetite. But when I'm working or applying myself to something, I can get marisa like and be a go getter. I also sometimes take things indiscriminately if they're just lying there with no one caring about them.

>> No.8842656
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Sanae because she likes sexy time

>> No.8842864

>>8842656

/jp/ never gets sexy time

>> No.8842908

>>8842603
introverts who dont know how to introspect

>> No.8842924
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take#2
Hina because she doesn't have any real friends and can't form a decent relationship, even though she's a very gentle and considerate person.

also same dress.

>> No.8842933

>>8842924
Aren't you afraid someone is going to ridicule you after fucking up and making a thread out of your post?

Any insight you might have had, or worth your opinion might have carried will now be judged with the fact you can't even make a simple response post.

>> No.8842935

>>8842924
Do you also take the hot, steamy loads of misfortune from other people too?

>> No.8842951

>>8841680

>> No.8842956
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>>8842933
I'll take any ridicule or judgments without regret. No load of misfortune can sully my optimistic attitude, steamy or otherwise.

>> No.8842961

>>8842956
That's great. Do your best anonymous-san.

>> No.8842970

>>8842956
Yeah, we're rooting for you, anon-san~

>> No.8842974

I dont expect ill be able to introspect too well. Though a friend says I might be like Hong Meiling.

>> No.8843002

I feel bad comparing myself to pure 2hus.

>> No.8843014

>>8843002
Why do you feel yourself to be so unpure?

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>>8842924

>> No.8843050
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Lain, because I like computers and she likes computers

>> No.8843056

the oni one who dirnks a lot of alcohol

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Cirno cause eye'm too stupid to know when to give up. That being bad or not depends on the situation.

And I'm rather boastful.

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Okuu because when I take a shit it is like I am unloading nuclear waste

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Unnamed Giant Catfish, because I am obese

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Eiki because I'm always judging people for what they do wrong.

>> No.8844609

Meiling because I'm always an outsider, even when I'm associated with a group consisting of people similar to myself. (Foreigner Youkai in her case)

>> No.8844632

I imagine myself to be like Ichirin, kind, loyal, meek, utterly uninteresting, and unable to do anything for myself.

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