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HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.
(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

>> No.8839390

please respond

>> No.8839395

I've missed this copypasta. As i did /jp/ radio.

Life's good again.

>> No.8839403
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8839403

So the first kanji I want to highlight today is 喜.

Class, can anyone tell me a useful expression using this kanji?

>> No.8839411

>>8839381

In my home country, this is Nara of japan, american student
1.stealing stuff everything
2.lyingto policeman
3.spit to face when talking, mouth is bad smell
4.dont having money, many american student, hole in cloths and dirty pants, old shoes
5.raping jap gal because jap gal say american boy no thanks, very ugly and fat
6.very smell of food eating by american
7.very smell body, no bath long time, sometime 10 days?
american=monkey same

>> No.8839446

>KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH

Gets me every time.

>> No.8839473

If the moderator of the board is the same it was some time ago, enjoy your ban, I remember everyone in a thread being banned because posting altered versions of john's copypasta here in /jp/ once, myself included.

>> No.8839487

>NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES

Why do I keep laughing at this.

>> No.8839539
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8839539

>WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO

>> No.8839553

>BANGING KAWAII SHOJO

This is golden

>> No.8839560
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8839560

Hey otaku,

My name is Konata, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, interesting, people who spend all their time discussing the latest anime. You are everything good on the internet. Honestly, have any of you ever given a bad anime recommendation? I mean, I guess it's fun talking about popular anime because you get more discussion, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than the anime community at Something Awful.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm a pretty big otaku myself. I'm a regular 2chan poster, and I go to Comiket when I can afford it. What anime do you like, other than the popular classics like Evangelion and Dragon Ball? I also sing karaoke, and work at a cosplay cafe (I just got a big tip; Shit was SO yen). You are all cool people who should just give yourselves a big pat on the back. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me in my work uniform.

>> No.8839577

shamefur dispray

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