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8826170 No.8826170 [Reply] [Original]

tfw you eat too much easter candy and can't sleep

>> No.8826174

Do girls actually do this or is this a doujin thing?

>> No.8826176
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8826176

Easter happened?

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i felt ill after a tiny piece of chocolate..

>> No.8826179

>>8826174
Girls can pretty much rub up against anything. Seems pretty convenient.

>>8826176
I didn't know it happened either.

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>>8826174
doujin thing

real girls prefer mostly to lay down on bed and masturbate with their hand or use a pillow between the legs.
ding such things on a table would just

>> No.8826178

>>8826174
There's pornos about it anyway.

>> No.8826185

>>8826180
Fujoshi detected.

>> No.8826192

I used to do this, but I would flip my dick between my legs. Felt good.

>> No.8826189

If I crunched my balls on a corner of a desk, I wouldn't even be standing.

>> No.8826201

Oh man. I woke up today and found a bag of chocolate in the bathroom. Inside was a Dove solid milk chocolate bunny and two Cadbury eggs. I ate everything and then continued posting for a while. Around 8PM I went into the kitchen and made some cookies. The best recipe for chocolate chips really is the classic Nestle Tollhouse recipe. It always makes a bunch though. I ate the entire first batch while they were still warm, slightly overcooked the second and third batches, but made a nice fourth batch. I just ate the fourth batch a few minutes ago.

All I ate today was chocolate and cookies. I need to wake up early tomorrow too because I need to go to the post office...

>> No.8826214

>>8826201
Also, considering I started eating the sweets about 12 hours ago, I wonder if it have any effect on my semen by now. When I masturbate in a while I'll taste some. Usually I masturbate three times before I go to sleep and although in the past by the third orgasm nothing would come out, I find myself having roughly the same volume of semen ejaculated with each orgasm. Usually I just wipe it up. If it's any sweeter it'd be nice to just swallow it instead of crusting up a nice t-shirt.

>> No.8826216

>>8826201
Did you cum without touching your dick?

>> No.8826223

>>8826216
I haven't had any orgasms since I woke up.

>> No.8826238
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8826238

I hate candy.

Milk chocolates and bubble gum are fine, but everything else makes me vomit.

On Halloweens, I'd throw my candy bag in the garbage after trick-or-treating.

I was the only kid in school who never got a cavity.

>> No.8826242

>>8826238
I find that some of the best candies are hard candies. They can be stored for years, they taste good, and they last a while in your mouth.

>> No.8826317

That doesn't seem like it would feel very good to rub against a hard wood corner like that. It almost seems dangerous. I think if I was a girl use a pillow or a firm stuffed animal

>> No.8826330

>>8826317
As long as you don't put your full weight on it, it feels really good.

>> No.8826436

>yfw

>>>/b/

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