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8803379 No.8803379 [Reply] [Original]

Why aren't you a lolicon?

>> No.8803383

Because I am turning asexual.

>> No.8803385 [DELETED] 

Because, and let's face it, lolicons are pedophiles.

>> No.8803390 [DELETED] 

>>8803383
Isn't asexuality just an excuse teenagers use to feel special when they can't get laid? Kind of like being "straight edge".

I mean, barring some sort of horrible accident involving your penis and testosterone production, surely it's impossible to not be attracted to anyone?

>> No.8803394

I'm too big and hairy for it.

But believe me, I tried. I tried, /jp/.

>>8803390
No, its a recognised mental state.

>> No.8803395
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>>8803379
But I am.

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8803396

pedo

>> No.8803397

>>8803385
yeah but we are pretty benign, after all young 3DPD is till #DPD

>> No.8803400 [DELETED] 

>>8803394
Hypoactive sexual disorder and sexual aversion disorder are different to asexuality.

>> No.8803399

Why aren't you, OP?

>> No.8803401

Because lolis don't exist in the real world. They're just a fictitious being created from memories of a time where there was a period between 10 and 15 where girls hadn't started puberty. Reality only has children and adults nowadays.

>> No.8803402

fbi pls go

>> No.8803408
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8803408

get on my level

>> No.8803409 [DELETED] 

>>8803401
I fucking hated turning 18. It was like the world stopped caring about me because I wasn't a child any more. If I was in a movie and I died, nobody would have any sympathy for me because of my age. If I wanted government support, I'm limited because I no longer meet the definition for "child". Now I'm almost 30 and I feel like all media is aimed at children (including teenagers) and it's depressing. Fuck this black-and-white child-or-adult mentality.

Bit of a tangent, but I wanted to vent.

>> No.8803415

Because I don't like people (2D or 3D) for who they are physically. If someone is that young, they are usually not mentally mature enough.

If I like their personality though, I'm fine with anything.

>> No.8803412

But I am.

>> No.8803413

>>8803397
>>>/a/

>> No.8803418 [DELETED] 

>>8803409
If you were female you wouldn't feel that way. Men become disposable at 18.

>> No.8803422
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>>8803402


no

>> No.8803423

Because my tastes have matured as I have.

Enjoy your stunted development, though, I guess.

>> No.8803425

>>8803409
That's right, grown men just don't have time for the media. Hard work, big ass wife and kids.

>> No.8803440
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Because I love large breasts... even in 2D.

>> No.8803444

Because I don't like not developed bodies.

>> No.8803449

Because it's too mainstream now.

>> No.8803452
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>> No.8803462

>>8803408
ironically probably would be considered too old by /jp/ standards

>> No.8803466

>>8803462
She was also a cockteasing slut. Didn't she mention she fooled around with a boy at some camp?

Non-virgin whore.

>> No.8803467

>>8803449
Yeah

>> No.8803469

>>8803452
Those apple nametags are the cutest things ever.

>> No.8803476

>>8803466
waters still warm, why not go for a swim?

>> No.8803483

>>8803476
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naegleria_fowleri

>> No.8803493

>>8803483
>N. fowleri can invade and attack the human nervous system
>Although this occurs rarely
Like I'm taking your word for that, Wikipedia.

Thanks /jp/, another part of the outside world I'm now absolutely terrified of.

>> No.8803510

>>8803493
Seems like at least one kid gets killed by this thing every year here in Florida.

>> No.8803522

>>8803493
>>8803483

I heard they are pushing shots to all children in school with those things in them. This is supposed to make you
'resist' and not get mad and lower your creativity. They are also putting them in fruits like bananas, the city tap water and soon mosquitoes.

>> No.8803530

>>8803522
Yeah right like how they put fluoride in our water to make us docile and less likely to reproduce even though that makes no sense. The Nazis did the same thing in concentration camps[citation needed].

>> No.8803536

>>8803493
>Exposure to the organism is extremely common due to its wide distribution in nature, but thus far lacks the ability to infect the body through any method other than direct contact with the olfactory nerve, which is exposed only at the extreme vertical terminus of the paranasal sinuses; the contaminated water must be deeply insufflated into the sinus cavities for transmission to occur.

Just wear nose clips when you go in a pool.

>> No.8803546

>>8803536
I believe these things are found in lakes and ponds mainly I've never heard of them being in pools before. They sit on the bottom of lakes and ponds and when the water gets warm they come up.

>> No.8803556

>>8803536
sounds like you need to actually try pretty hard to infect yourself with this stuff.

>> No.8803554

>>8803546
So you probably shouldn't pee then?

>> No.8803571

>>8803536
Your nose is also connected to your mouth. Better hope you don't get any in there.

>>8803546
>I've never heard of them being in pools before
Because chlorine. Use it.

>> No.8803565

>>8803554
Toothpick fish can swim up your pee-stream as your pass it, and gets lodged!

>> No.8803566

>>8803554
Well I'm not sure that would warm the water sufficiently.

>> No.8803575

Because I'm a shotacon.

>> No.8803583

>>8803575
Get a load of this faggot.

>> No.8803578

>>8803575
moar like a faggot

>> No.8803584

>>8803575
What are you talking abou-...

...oh right.

>> No.8803588

>>8803575
lol you gay son?

>> No.8803592

I actually forgot what this thread was even about and had to scroll up.

>> No.8803593

Thread railed, derailed, then rerailed all at once?

My head hurt.

>> No.8803602

>>8803593
stop nameefaggin nigger

>> No.8803603
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Why isn't this a loli thread? I am disappointed.

>> No.8803615

>>8803592
Every thread on /jp/.

>> No.8803611

>>8803493
>On October 2, 2011, 51 year-old Diane Pickett of Stonewall, Louisiana, died after flushing her sinuses with infected tap water.

You don't need to get outside to be infected, anon. Enjoy your death.

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>>8803603
2DPD
/jp/ has switched sides, much like Italy in W2.

>> No.8803623

>>8803612
no we didn't

>> No.8803619

>>8803602
Dont make me tripcode your ass

>> No.8803628

>>8803612
10bux says she didn't even draw those. Some set person did then the director gave her the pen, so it would give the illusion it was her work.

>> No.8803629

>>8803623
yes we did, you missed the meeting.
We now like 3D women who are 18+, but look older.

>> No.8803626

>>8803612
>W2

WW1 you dumb faggot

>> No.8803632

>>8803603
Because that's against the rules...?
Go back to /g/ or /v/.

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>>8803611
Well look on the bright side the fatality rate is around 98% so you still have a slight possibility of living.

>> No.8803634

>>8803630
Like I want to live.

It just got edgy in here.

>> No.8803635

>>8803629
stop talking out of your ass

>> No.8803646

>>8803632
No it isn't.

>> No.8803648

>>8803626
ur dumb

>> No.8803649

>>8803635
hwo can he eveen do that

>> No.8803650

>>8803612
And there you see, 15 years old is eligible for lolicon

>> No.8803642

>>8803632
Why do people end statements with question marks?

>> No.8803644

>>8803632

Who doesn't browse /g/ at the same time with /jp/? They are both closely related.

>> No.8803658

Like many of us, I like 2D lolis, but I'll pass on 3D.

>> No.8803659

>>8803644
They are not related at all.

>> No.8803660

>>8803648
no u

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>>8803632
How could I go back to either of those boards when I never came from there in the first place?

>> No.8803662

>>8803642
Because they're trying to convey vocal tones in writing?
I mean it's the same reason we have exclamation marks.

>> No.8803664

>>8803644
lol look at this nerd

>> No.8803669

>>8803642
Because it has a different tone than speaking lifelessly in formal English.

>> No.8803678

>>8803669
We're not speaking shit, Sherlock.

>> No.8803686

>>8803678
His name isn't Sherlock, faggot.

>> No.8803689

>>8803686
My name's not faggot, John.

>> No.8803694

>>8803689
his name not john negro

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8803714

This is a silly thread.

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i poastd kawaii lolichon becz this thred is sugioii des~

>> No.8803715

>>8803714
Silly threads are fun.

>> No.8803719

>>8803626
i don't understand how the fuck do you change your mind at first and then "unchange" it

ww2, uncultured swine

>> No.8803740
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8803740

does liking oppai loli still make me a lolicon? or is a loli defined by their DFC?

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>> No.8803753

>>8803740
yes but you are not true lolicon

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>>8803741

thank you for helping push this thread back on track.

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test

>> No.8803788

>>8803783
wat u testing moetron?

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>> No.8803795

>>8803783
run away!

>> No.8803790

>>8803788
she scared of NSJ

>> No.8803791

But I am.

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>>8803740
This is an oppai loli. Yours is some sort of boob demon

>> No.8803826
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>>8803788
its a secret

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>> No.8803896

>>8803789
Why is her nipple so low?

>> No.8803906

>>8803462
Not really. She wasn't even 13 at the beginning of the book. And 9~12 is pretty much the most common age found in Comic LO stories.

>> No.8803919

>>8803896
3rd nipple

>> No.8803924

>>8803896
She's sucking her tits in to not look as old.

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>> No.8803942

>>8803940
Is that surprising? The janitor himself was spamming CP yesterday.

>> No.8803940

>janitor deleting marginally off-topic threads
>letting pedos and greentexters run a mock ITT

>> No.8803945

>>8803940
Have not been on /jp/ in two months.

Glad to see nothing have changed, even the buttrage.

>> No.8803946

>>8803940
You're literally the only person that's greentexted in this thread.

>> No.8803944

>>8803937
Images like this piss me off. Why does she have breasts? A loli's body isn't just a "scaled down" version of an adult body.

>> No.8803948

>>8803408
The fact that Lolita is considered a sweet innocent thirteen year old child is really a sign of this book's age. Nowadays, thirteen year olds are sleazy bitches who get drunk and flirt with high schoolers.

>> No.8803950

>>8803947
Enjoy your ban.

>> No.8803947

>>8803940
Get owned, shitposter. Loli threads are an integral part of /jp/.

>>8803942
No, he wasn't. Stop making up shit. Reported.

>> No.8803953

>>8803946
And it was myself I was referring to.

I'd delete it and amend it to "a greentexter", but one person making one post isn't running amok.

It's called hyperbole, nerd.

>> No.8803955

>>8803944
Some lolis have perky small breasts. There is no absolutely flat policy. See Nendo.'s manga.

>> No.8803956

>>8803953
You're not making any sense at all.

>> No.8803963

>>8803947
>Loli threads are an integral part of /jp/.
Fuck off, no they aren't. I love loli but fuck people who say bullshite like this.

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I only stopped by for the loli thread. Lets talk about lolis, or just post some more.

>> No.8803962

>>8803947
He literally was. Another janitor confirmed it.

>> No.8803967

Oh wow. This thread went to shit pretty quickly.

>> No.8803965

>>8803962
Sounds legit.

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>> No.8803974

Hoping this is a honeypot to get the pedoshitfags banned.

>> No.8803969

>>8803944
And flat chested adults aren't lolis either, but they're still being posted ITT.

>> No.8803979

>>8803969
>but they're still being posted ITT.
I quick scroll through this thread showed me that you are in fact wrong.

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Sound this recently. I do love it when they are suggesting.

>> No.8803981

>>8803974
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.8803982

>>8803979
learn grammar

>> No.8803984

>>8803962
Sure thing, kid. Reported again.

>>8803963
You haven't been on /jp/ for more than a week, so you can't comment on it. Go search for religion threads.

>> No.8803990

>>8803982
>A quick scroll through this thread has shown me that you are, in fact, wrong.

Happy? I'm actually excellent when it comes to grammar.

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am i posting okay

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Another one I got recently. Its small but its good.

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>> No.8803996

>>8803993
Sup NSJ

>> No.8803997

>>8803991
Take it easy?

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>>8803992
Thanks, I like that picture. Added to my fang and uvula collection.

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http://www.4chan.org/rules
>3. Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry"), grotesque ("guro"), or loli/shota pornography.
>loli/shota pornography.
Talking about the phenomenon of lolicon itself, and which doujin are good, is related to otaku culture, to the max, and therefore ok. Actually posting the naughty bits of those doujin is against the rules, though.

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>> No.8804010 [SPOILER] 
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This person looks familiar but I cant place her.

>> No.8804011

>>8804001
This. I love these threads and it started okay, but you faggots ruin it when you post lolicon.

There are sites for this. If we want actual lolicon images/doujins, we know where to get them. Stop getting good threads deleted with your faggotry.

>> No.8804022

>>8804001
Loli threads are fine in /jp/ as long as they're safe for work. You would know what's accepted in this board had you been here for longer. But it doesn't matter now because some idiot is posting real children, so the thread will get deleted.

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>>8804011
Nah, thread declines when you all start responding to trolls.

>> No.8804019

>>8804011
Because the janitor totally deleted this thread during his recent deleting spree.

>> No.8804033

>>8804022

I think the janitor is in favor of CP since hes been deleting other threads and passing by this one. +2 points Janitor.

>> No.8804027

>>8803993
>>8804008
These two images are less illegal than
>>8803961
>>8803991
>>8803999
in America.

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>> No.8804036

>>8804023
So what, you're posting rule-breaking content to "troll" us?

Epic win, bro.

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>>8804022
Yeah dont know why someone felt that need to post 3Ds.

>> No.8804038

And unsurprisingly, the thread turns to shit as soon as some sperglord mentions the janitor.

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