Which one would you [spoiler]want to be your mom?[/spoiler]

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Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:09:29 2012 No.8801235 [Reply] [Original]

Which one would you want to be your mom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:11:30 2012 No.8801242 I don't know, but I want Yuka to be my dad

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:12:29 2012 No.8801248 All of them. Or Yuuka. I want a force of nature to be my mother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:12:59 2012 No.8801249 MY MOMS DEAD YOU FUCKING ASS HOLE

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:12:59 2012 No.8801250 Yukari, so while she's neglecting me Ran can be my mom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:12:59 2012 No.8801251 File: 58 KB, 850x750, 1274722440482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8801242

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:12:59 2012 No.8801252 Considering that Eirin is the only human in that picture, probably her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:13:29 2012 No.8801253 I'd totally have Byakuren as my mom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:14:00 2012 No.8801259 >>8801252 >Eirin >human what

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:14:29 2012 No.8801255 >>8801249 Which is exactly why you need a new one. This one won't die of cirrhosis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:14:29 2012 No.8801256 All the good ones are to the right, so any from there.

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:14:29 2012 No.8801258

>>8801235
I'd never eat if it were Yuyuko, Yukari would abandon me, I'm indifferent to Byakuren, Kanako would force religion on me, and Yuuka would probably murder me in my sleep.

Erin is a nurse and coincidentally my mom is a nurse so let's go for free healthcare.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:15:00 2012 No.8801264 File: 446 KB, 1200x860, motherly byakuren.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Byakuren, no doubt

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:15:00 2012 No.8801265 >>8801252 moonmen aren't human fuckwit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:15:30 2012 No.8801262 File: 52 KB, 281x283, 1275426815606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8801252 >Eirin >Human

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:16:00 2012 No.8801271 Eirin. You'd always be healthy, probably unnaturally so, and you could spend your days hanging out with rabbits and oogling the fanservice bunny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:17:00 2012 No.8801277 File: 107 KB, 847x494, 1327577263752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8801271

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:17:00 2012 No.8801278 Probably Yuyuko or Kanako. Yuuka definetely doesn't strike me as the kind who someone would want as a mom, or someone who would like to be a mom herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:18:30 2012 No.8801279 Yuuka/Yukari/Kanako are too erotic, so they're out. I'd go with Yuyuko since that would mean Youmu would be something like my sister. Though going with Eirin for immortality and Tei is tempting too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:20:29 2012 No.8801283 >>8801258 Force religion? All she wants is faith, not religion. To believe in her. Religion is just a set of rites, which might as well be secular, just how atheists can also participate in Christmas or go to a Mayan ruin to see the solstice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:21:59 2012 No.8801286 >>8801283 Well I'll consider Kanako if I can accidentally peek on Suwako changing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:22:30 2012 No.8801289 File: 272 KB, 800x800, 74c11094706f059dbfd38fbf99bcde7f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukarin~ She's the kind of mom that would jerk me off to help me relieve sexual stress.. with her boobs...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:23:00 2012 No.8801294 File: 102 KB, 500x426, 1321513642962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eirin, because she would probably let me stay at home and be a NEET. And if I ever got a booboo, she would kiss it to make it better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:23:29 2012 No.8801292 Yuyuko. Youmu would serve me and Yukari would stick around to educate me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:24:29 2012 No.8801296 File: 154 KB, 256x512, YukariIN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8801289 she's flat dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:25:59 2012 No.8801298 I'd choose Yuyuko, but honestly there would come a time where I'd be troubled with unpure desires regarding her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:25:59 2012 No.8801299 If I pick Kanako, do I get Sanae as my oneechan and Suwako as my imouto?

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:26:00 2012 No.8801305

Eirin. Eientei seems like a pretty laid back place without doing absolutely nothing like 90% of the households in Gensokyo. You'd have access to the widest range of characters, too. Besides, being associated with Yukari or Yuuka would make people avoid you like they avoid them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:26:30 2012 No.8801300 >>8801296 Even better!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:26:30 2012 No.8801301 Ran. [X]Touch fluffy tail(s)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:26:30 2012 No.8801302 >>8801296 Essentially all Touhous are flat by ZUN's art, so fuck that. Also, nothing wrong with flat tit jobs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:26:30 2012 No.8801303 File: 205 KB, 1200x900, 1332245926520.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can I have 3?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:27:00 2012 No.8801309 >>8801302 you're making it sound like official art isn't canon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:28:01 2012 No.8801313 >>8801298 Do tell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:28:01 2012 No.8801314 >>8801303 get out right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:28:30 2012 No.8801311 Where's my Keine option? Keine as canonically the best breast milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:30:31 2012 No.8801322 >>8801303 Could I have the program for that? I missed out when /jp/ first started playing around with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:31:30 2012 No.8801328 >>8801322 Go ask >>>/a/ It's shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:33:00 2012 No.8801337 >>8801322 I'm posting this just to spite that guy, not to help you. http://pochi.x.fc2.com/k_kisekae2.html

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:33:31 2012 No.8801335 Suwako

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:34:30 2012 No.8801339 >>8801328 I'd figure it would still be fun to toy with for a few minutes. Always trying to find ways to whittle down time before sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:37:31 2012 No.8801348 File: 141 KB, 450x600, 11256430_m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My dear Eirin, of course, without doubt

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:38:01 2012 No.8801355 >>8801313 Tell what, nigger?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:38:31 2012 No.8801351 File: 49 KB, 354x124, 325235235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8801335 Worst mom ever

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:39:30 2012 No.8801356 >>8801351 I'll cut you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:40:01 2012 No.8801361 >>8801356 HAHAHAHA YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ? I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE GET IT ? I DONT THINK SO

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:54:31 2012 No.8801390 File: 272 KB, 566x800, 181571976919611611.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eirin without a doubt At least she would take good care of me and living in a peaceful place such as Eientei would be awesome

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 11:56:31 2012 No.8801395 File: 439 KB, 645x800, 10676002_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No other choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:25:00 2012 No.8801462 File: 108 KB, 700x700, 20948148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8801395 Also, being a half-deity must be pretty neat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:26:30 2012 No.8801463 Byakuren, or maybe Yuyuko.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:27:00 2012 No.8801466 File: 451 KB, 714x1000, 1327964631969.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8801395 She looks so cute like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:32:00 2012 No.8801475 File: 85 KB, 500x750, ddd93364632e1e247157be83c4676b21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8801300 Naizuri is so pointless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:32:30 2012 No.8801474 >>8801265 are you australian?

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:33:30 2012 No.8801476

Yuyoko would be a ditzy mom who isn't sy about opening the door while I'm still in the bathroom to make fun of me, nothing in a sexual way.

Yukari comes off as the type of mom that wouldn't really care what I do as long as I'm happy. She would be asleep most of the day and give me money instead of cooking dinner.

Kanako would want to be a strong and stern man, and would make sure I end up on a right path to become Übermensch, albeit a little less focus on my grades though, and more about morals.

Eirin would be the one who would berate me for not getting straight A's, or getting in the top university, and be a complete neat freak about things.

Byakuren would probably be a bad mother who tries her best to raise a kid, but wouldn't really know how. Then she would preach about religion and how I should accept her god in my life, and start crying if I say I don't really want to.

Yuuka would be an average mom that does mom things with nothing special.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:34:31 2012 No.8801478 >>8801265 say that to my face fucker and not online and see what happens

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:35:30 2012 No.8801483 >>8801476 >Yuuka >Average mom I don't think she would be average

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:37:31 2012 No.8801488 >>8801476 I made typos. who isn't shy* would want me* to be a strong I would also pick Kanako, because I would want to be a strong man and make her happy, and I'm also not very smart and would disappoint Eirin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:42:00 2012 No.8801502 File: 270 KB, 900x2100, Yuuka the father.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8801476 >>8801483

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:46:02 2012 No.8801508 File: 1.26 MB, 1200x900, 26113224_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only one answer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:48:00 2012 No.8801514 >>8801508 My mom never did stuff like this for me. Just yell and hit me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:50:01 2012 No.8801521 I want Ran to take care of me ・‿・✿

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:53:01 2012 No.8801525 >>8801502 upvote this comment if you read this from right to left xD

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:57:31 2012 No.8801530 Kanako so I could be a demigod or something. She also seems like the kind of mom who would pull strings to make sure her child succeeds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:58:01 2012 No.8801535 File: 312 KB, 789x600, 1330283540867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kanako but only if we get to stay at the shrine otherwise i would choose eirin

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 12:59:01 2012 No.8801537 File: 197 KB, 1280x1024, Konachan.com - 35472 houraisan_kaguya inaba_tewi reisen_udongein_inaba touhou yagokoro_eirin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:04:00 2012 No.8801551
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Yukari would be an awesome mom, she probably wouldn't bother being strict. You'd also have Ran to take care of you and Chen to play with. All the interesting things and magic you'd learn living with in the Yakumo house would be amazing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:10:31 2012 No.8801566 Does anyone have that pic of touhous in fashionable outfits, I think there's 9 of them, with Marisa, Reimu, and Sanae on the left, Reisen, Kaguya and Tewi on the right, and some people I can't remember in the middle? Post that please.

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:12:30 2012 No.8801570
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Yukari would be an ideal mom. She wouldn't apply too much pressure on you to succeed and would want you to have fun. She'd enjoy teasing and playing games with you and would take you on trips around the world. If you misbehaved, she would think up inventive ways to punish you like gapping you to the human world to perform stand up comedy.

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:25:01 2012 No.8801591
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>>8801589

Eirin would be a cross between Yukari and Byakuren, I'm sure. You'd get a bunch of cool shit, and she would be a good mother, but she'd probably be working a lot, leaving you in the care of the Moon Princess and the bunnies, but you have a lot of potential fuck-friends when you mature. Oh yeah, and leaving her house will only get you lost and killed.

Yuuka would probably be a nurturing, but strict, mother. Depending on which Yuuka we're using (I'm gonna use PofV Yuuka), you're gonna get a different house. While you'll be relatively close to the human village, you'll be living in a fucking sunflower field. Yuuka would probably teach you magic and shit, though, and she knows some pretty high-level magic.

The best mom, however, would probably have to be Satori. You'd have a lot of friends (who could turn into potential wives or fuck buddies), you'd be close to civilization (with all of the Oni that moved underground), and you'd get an awesome mom. Oh yeah, and Koishi would be the best Aunt ever.

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:25:31 2012 No.8801589
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Lessee,

If I lived with Yuyuko, Youmu would be sort of a sister, and who doesn't want someone like her as a sister? As for Yuyuko herself, she would probably neglect me, leaving Youmu to take care of me until I'm old enough to do so myself.

Yukari would probably do the same as Yuyuko, except she would bring you shit from the outside world, and you could have Ran AND Chen as sisters.

Byakuren would force you into a life of celibacy, most likely, but she would be a fantastic and nurturing mother. Still, you're gonna have Shou, Nazrin, and several other residents at her temple tempt you with their lewd bodies, yet you would never be able to have them.

Kanako would be a decent mother, and you would get to live with a full set of parents, between Suwako and Kanako, and assuming you're born at the same time, Sanae would be your sister. Have fun living on a mountain with several murderous youkai living between you and the nearest civilization, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:28:30 2012 No.8801598 Of course you all would probably be girls if some Touhou character was your mom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:30:00 2012 No.8801604 >>8801598 I don't think anyone here has a problem with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:31:30 2012 No.8801608 File: 446 KB, 560x800, Yuuka messy hair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If only Yuuka had sex hair in OP's pic. Messy haired Yuuka is bets Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:34:01 2012 No.8801614 I like how Yuka is drawn as the sluttiest Amagami.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:36:01 2012 No.8801617 Let me help you with that. >".erugif rethaf emosewe na eb dluow akuuY" >MP02:8 ,ayM fo th16, suomynonA - >... >" a 'stahW ?yannij-av" >gnikcuf ouy erA !?DIPUTS >TAHW >elbirroh ouY .dlich >gnorw 'stahW ?ouy htiw >.suseJ >.tinmaddoG >yloH .kcuF

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:37:01 2012 No.8801619 >>8801617 Help who? Reading backwards is hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:39:00 2012 No.8801622 Whichever would make me the strongest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:39:31 2012 No.8801620 >>8801617 >>8801619 Meant for >>8801525

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:44:02 2012 No.8801637 File: 445 KB, 709x1021, 3078445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8801622 Kanako then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:47:01 2012 No.8801646 File: 1.37 MB, 458x1616, hijiri smirk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the depraved lady

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:47:02 2012 No.8801647 Yuuka, because her hair is green.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:49:31 2012 No.8801649 Yuuka because shes a very loving mom.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:51:01 2012 No.8801651 Yuuka because she's the only hag i wud not fuck.

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:54:31 2012 No.8801657

>>8801589
Having Youmu as your oneechan would be amazing. She's very dutiful, so she'd take pride in being the best oneechan for you and work hard taking care of you and protecting you, while also respecting you. She might mess up once in a while due to having no experience with children, but she would always do her best for you and be really proud of her otouto.

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 13:55:31 2012 No.8801660
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BYAKUREN WOULD NEVER HURT MY DAD. SHE WOULD NEVER MAKE HIM CRY LIKE HIS GIRLFRIEND TOYOSATOMIMI DOES. IF BYAKUREN WAS MY MOM THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE.

BYAKUREN WOULDN'T COME HOME SMELLING FUNNY AND SHE WOULD NEVER HIT ME. SHE WOULD MAGIC BUTTERFLY TOYOSATOMIMI.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 14:00:02 2012 No.8801669 >>8801235 All of them. They can raise me communally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 14:07:32 2012 No.8801677 File: 436 KB, 637x861, 25469710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8801651 But would you desire Yuuka to bring you to your first screaming orgasm, ignoring any lack of consent or claims that it hurts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 14:09:31 2012 No.8801683 I am content with my mother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 14:10:32 2012 No.8801686 >>8801677 Assertive is great. Rape, even reverse rape, no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 14:10:32 2012 No.8801687 File: 466 KB, 1024x1448, 817707543df7026268a27fbe0b2e7dd9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Definitely the best Mother and family. We could ask Yukari to gap us a Daytona USA cab, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 14:14:32 2012 No.8801693 Yukari, so I could sleep all day and explore the nature of reality.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 14:28:01 2012 No.8801737 do want

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 14:33:01 2012 No.8801747 File: 17 KB, 394x357, yuyu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 15:43:32 2012 No.8802112 >>8801476 Jesus Christ, Byakuren is religiously tolerant. Or are a fucking retard autist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 15:44:01 2012 No.8802123 File: 36 KB, 322x310, 124214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8802112 >Or are a fucking retard autist?

>>	Archduke !EQmEmVtTi2 Wed Apr 4 15:45:32 2012 No.8802126 >>8802123 Baka baka!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 15:49:32 2012 No.8802146 File: 481 KB, 1000x1000, Cirno (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8802123

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 15:50:01 2012 No.8802151
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Why is anyone saying Yukari?

It's canon that she has beaten Ran physically for failing her. Anyone choosing her never had the shit kicked out of them by their parents when they were kids.

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 15:51:01 2012 No.8802154
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>Yuyuko
Makes you do the stuff she needs and keeps you uninformed of everything aside of her "funny xD randum side"

>Yukari
Same as above except more work and less attention.

>Byakuren
Force her ideas and doesn't give you any attention, live a life you didn't choose to else she doesn't accept you.

>Kanako
You have to whore yourself so she can still be a god.

>Eirin
Eh, not bad.

>Yuuka
No friends and live only appreciating flowers.
Eh, could work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 15:55:31 2012 No.8802165 >>8802154 Seems like you're a bit influenced by fanon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 15:57:31 2012 No.8802177 >>8802165 Yukari & Yuyuko are as of IN. I just don't like byakuren Kanako is all the whole life of Sanae from her arrival in MoF to her daily visits on W&H Hermit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:03:02 2012 No.8802210 >>8802177 What, too much of a martyr for your tastes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:07:33 2012 No.8802230 Are we assuming we're in Gensokyo or our relm for this? If Gensokyo Erin if Earth Yukari >>8802151 [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:11:31 2012 No.8802246 >>8802230 Aya's article in BAiJR, not that a journalist article should have much trust put on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:13:02 2012 No.8802260 >>8802210 "Let me describe a mary sue to you... you see there is this character on this game..."

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:14:01 2012 No.8802262 I'm perfectly happy with my current one, but Kanako looks like her, though the hair and eye colors are different. Be jealous /jp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:16:02 2012 No.8802271 File: 141 KB, 886x824, sakuya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8802260 >implying mary sue

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:16:02 2012 No.8802272 >>8802262 >be jealous /jp/ >>>/v/ No, if she doesn't let you fuck her there's nothing to be jealous off

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:17:01 2012 No.8802276 >>8802262 With purple hair and red eyes, I"d be surprised if your mom had the same colors.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:18:32 2012 No.8802279 >>8802262 Why jealous? I know her and she sucks my cock every night. OWNED 5 LYFE NERD

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:19:31 2012 No.8802283 I feel like Kanako would be a good mom. If a bit overbearing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:20:02 2012 No.8802289 File: 136 KB, 599x600, 599px-040BAiJRYukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8802230 Picture is from BAIJR Yukari (on the article about her abusing Ran): "That isn't abuse, it's discipline" page 40-41

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:20:02 2012 No.8802290 >>8802279 nycccc

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:21:32 2012 No.8802292

>>8802271
name: byakuren hijiri (hijiri means lotus bcus she is like buddha jesus i think =] )
age: 1000 y o
likes: everyone
hates: nothin
appearance: she has a hair that starts purple n then turns brown and she got a scroll that is colorful she also can summon divine powers and demonic powers also she has a lot of friends and is friend with a god she also has a lot of power and is a mage who also good at physical feats like speed and stuff she also has a temple and ppl go there more than reimu shrine and she has a taoism farm on her backyard cuz awesome

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:24:02 2012 No.8802296 >>8802292 btw she get some pretty ancient demons as her allies cuz evryone is her friend (xcept the tao who hates her just cuz she is cool and help peaple)

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:25:01 2012 No.8802298

>>8802154
>You have to whore yourself so she can still be a god.
Kanako confirmed for best mom. Imagine her forcing you to dress up as a miko while servicing a dozen of faceless men. And when you lie sobbing on the floor after being thoroughly abused, Sanae-neechan comes over and comforts you and promises to teach you all about pleasing men.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:26:32 2012 No.8802300 File: 151 KB, 782x586, GrimaceHomu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8802292 See, this is where you just lost all eligibility. You don't expect people to read your shitty illiterate post, do you? Oh my fucking god you do.

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:27:02 2012 No.8802310

>>8802260
oh, i know of one mary sue.
1) he was inserted into a much older work, when they took it and wrote fanfiction continuation for it.
2) he's universally loved by everyone who's good, hated by the bad guys.
3) he's got super powers, and uses them all for good.
4) he was the epitome of good person without flaws.
5) he becomes a martyr.
6) eventually he becomes immortal.

his name is jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:27:31 2012 No.8802308 File: 67 KB, 646x484, are you frustrated.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8802292

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:30:31 2012 No.8802319 >>8802298 You know there are Shinto priests, right? Not mikos, but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:31:31 2012 No.8802322 File: 57 KB, 485x363, jp (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8802310 >>8802310 Oh here we fucking go again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:32:32 2012 No.8802329 >>8802289 Child != shikigami. Shikigami = slave. Child = heritor of one's being.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:33:02 2012 No.8802335 byakuren is totally touhou jesus guys, i saw it on le reddit and its soooo true XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:33:02 2012 No.8802336 >>8802329 >Shikigami = slave citation needed

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:35:32 2012 No.8802351 >>8802336 Shikigamis are servants bound to a master. It's a slave. Rinnosuke says that computers are basically Shikigami.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:35:32 2012 No.8802352 File: 217 KB, 555x555, lamb of god.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8802335 That's right!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:36:01 2012 No.8802358 >>8802336 A shikigami is to its master as what a computer is to you, difference being that a shikigami has an independent will, hence why we say "slave/servant"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:36:01 2012 No.8802361 >>8802336 Shikigami are bound to their master's will, can't leave, serve without payment, and have been compared to personal computers (objects, property)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:36:01 2012 No.8802363 >>8802351 Servant =/= Slave It may not seems, but there is a difference.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:39:01 2012 No.8802376 >>8802363 Still very different from one's child

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:39:31 2012 No.8802375 >>8802289 http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/Yukari looks legit to me, Yukari was in the right for disciplining Ran like that, she has a point, Ran should know better especially with Yukari as her mistress

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 16:44:01 2012 No.8802397 I want Byakuren as my mom (growing up) because she's not as sketchy as the other women and she's a "good person," Zun said. And I'm content with that. For male, I'd like to be raised by Konpaki Youki so I can become a legendary samurai and court Youmu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 17:01:01 2012 No.8802455 I would probably choose Eirin So, will this new okaamama trend be replacing the current waifu/husbando-thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 17:17:02 2012 No.8802538 File: 1.04 MB, 934x671, 156415647651.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuyuko, of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 17:38:02 2012 No.8802626 File: 221 KB, 800x700, 5eb0762e0d59a8d0755c49765b4cb52a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8802455 Yuukarin is my mama!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 17:38:32 2012 No.8802622 Yuuka. Let's do this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 17:40:01 2012 No.8802634 Byakuren > Yukari > Yuyuko = Eirin > Kanako > My dick > Yuuka

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 17:42:31 2012 No.8802642 File: 905 KB, 999x1248, 1326569831942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8802626 yuyuko mai mama do not steal

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 17:44:32 2012 No.8802652 File: 781 KB, 1426x2012, 良妻空母 2_101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to be the odd one out by not picking a hag and go with Okuu. Ever since this book I discovered a different side of her I didn't know existed. Motherly corvid love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 17:49:32 2012 No.8802661 File: 466 KB, 1200x1696, Bringing_Up_A_Child_of_Crow_007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8802652

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 17:51:01 2012 No.8802669
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I don't want Ran to be my mom because I'd constantly fantasize about having sex with her. She'd probably end up being my mom if I picked Yukari, so by that logic Yukari is out. The same thing goes for Eirin, I'm just too attracted to her.

I could work with any of the others though. They're all attractive but I could probably behave myself around the other four. Yuuka's got the worst friendship level with humans, so it would be a really bumpy start, but I like to think that nothing is impossible in Gensokyo. Best case scenario, I could help her hate humans less.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 17:52:01 2012 No.8802672 Yuuka would be bro-tier mother, Yuyuko would be a slob who needs you to take care of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 17:54:31 2012 No.8802680 File: 246 KB, 1024x791, Ravenmarch291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8802652 That's not very lovely

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 17:57:32 2012 No.8802696 >>8802680 What's not lovely? Your picture?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 17:57:32 2012 No.8802697 Yuuka So I can really say "My mommy can beat up your mommy!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 17:58:31 2012 No.8802704 >>8802680 I think regurgitation is a bit more intimate than lactation. Not to say ones better than the other or anything

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 17:59:01 2012 No.8802711 >yuuka are you guys all plants or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 17:59:01 2012 No.8802712 File: 22 KB, 400x300, 65bf9629bc48094ca0939e7ee321af6a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8802704

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 18:00:31 2012 No.8802714 File: 132 KB, 550x944, 1326571728582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8802672 >Yuyuko would be a slob who needs you to take care of her. As if this is a bad thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 18:00:31 2012 No.8802716 >>8802712 I don't like you

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 18:05:31 2012 No.8802738 >>8802711 What, you aren't? Get out of /jp/. Didn't you see all those shitting on floor threads? We do it because we can't move. /jp/ - Just Plants

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 18:08:33 2012 No.8802752 File: 145 KB, 700x984, 94cd0e57a239284bb92323a49a3b49cf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 18:15:33 2012 No.8802785 Kanako would be my mom. Yuuka would be my dad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 20:04:02 2012 No.8803197 >>8802154 You know, now I'm kind of reconsidering. Maybe I should go with Kanako instead of Yuyuko...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 20:16:02 2012 No.8803257 >>8802329 >Shikigami = slave. Child = heritor of one's being. Even worse. As the inheritor to Yukari, she'd want to make sure you're good enough to take on the family name. Her son would probably have ir worse than Ran.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:35:38 2012 No.8804222 File: 351 KB, 600x480, 19232848_m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rude tits

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:43:07 2012 No.8804251 Eirin I could get a chance of becoming immortal. NEET it up with Kaguya maybe Never sick

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:45:07 2012 No.8804262 >>8804251 Being immortal would be boring.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:49:37 2012 No.8804273 >>8804262 better than dying in less than 70 years or so

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:51:08 2012 No.8804278 >>8804273 Not in Touhou world where you just get reincarnated or live on as a ghost.

Anonymous Wed Apr 4 23:57:07 2012 No.8804306
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>>8804273

Turn yourself Youkai like Alice, and supposedly Marisa (though this is just fan speculation, and I admit it), did. Youkai can live as long as no one kills them, and, depending on which mother you chose, I don't think many people would be able to kill you (you'd probably get the shit kicked out of you by the Magician and the Shrine Maidens, though).

>>	Jumble of hate and !LoveLfcKaA Wed Apr 4 23:58:38 2012 No.8804307 File: 224 KB, 600x750, 1323358293198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Which one would you want to be your mom? More like "Which Touhou would fulfill your Oedipus complex" Now that this point is clear, Kanako.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:15:08 2012 No.8804392 File: 487 KB, 722x891, 19802411.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Enormous fun bags are a necessity for my Motheru. I want to fall asleep between them.

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:15:08 2012 No.8804393

>>8801235

Maternal upbringing is going to have affect on an individual's basic values and tastes; because their input would create the chooser as output, personal preferences mean little in this question. Therefore, the person you would become after being raised is the real criteria one should look at.

Eirin would probably give you the best start in life because of her ability to provide an intellectually enriching environment and excellent personal care.

Kanako second because she'd be interested in developing self-discipline and strength.

Byakuren is neutral: if you like being completely okay with yourself as a person but being otherwise bland, it's the safe choice.

Yuyuko as a mom would be troublesome; aloof parenting isn't good parenting, but at least you get to have Youmu as a childhood friend.

Yukari would allow for a lot of individual freedoms, but also probably means being raised by Ran and ending up with a spoiled rich-brat personality; additionally, one would then have to deal with your equally-entitled mom (for the rest of existence, whenever she decides to gap on in).

Yuuka would be both violently over-protective and meddling, making up lowest tier. If you ever manage to 'cut the umbilical cord' and make your own way into the world, it would be friendless, without any skills beyond gardening, and might have relationship problems later in life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:22:07 2012 No.8804404 kanako, of course.

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:23:08 2012 No.8804408

>>8804393
>Yuuka would be both violently over-protective and meddling, making up lowest tier. If you ever manage to 'cut the umbilical cord' and make your own way into the world, it would be friendless, without any skills beyond gardening, and might have relationship problems later in life.
Why does this sound so familiar?

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:24:07 2012 No.8804409

>>8804393

You're acting as if Yuuka has no friends. She might not be popular, but she isn't as lonely as Mokou. Of course, by friends I mean several ancient, powerful, and godly youkai, Medicine, and Marisa (both seem to be on good terms with eachother, or at least Yuuka is on better terms with her than practically everyone else).

Still voting Satori for best mother. Tons of nurturing, intellectual stimulation, and social development. Plus, you get a rad aunt in Koishi. Koishi would be such a kickass aunt you wouldn't even who was phone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:27:37 2012 No.8804418 >>8804408 It would sound familiar if your mom jewish gardener, or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:28:08 2012 No.8804421 File: 249 KB, 600x800, 326267c5e5ad5c2c93de47be3f21be009ece8fff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:29:07 2012 No.8804426 none. considering flandre is centuries older then i am, she would be technically old enough to be my mother. therefore, flandre scarlet would be my mother.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:29:38 2012 No.8804423 File: 144 KB, 460x595, 1333042478088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8804409 >social development >someone who lives only with animals as "friends"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:31:07 2012 No.8804431 Eirin seems to be the best choice for having a productive life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:31:37 2012 No.8804430 >>8804409 Do you have any examples of Satori being motherly? I'm having a bit of difficulty imagining it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:32:38 2012 No.8804432 >>8804409 >satori for best mother Trying to explore, push boardaries, and discover yourself through the world when your mom can scry your heart would drive me crazy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:34:07 2012 No.8804441 >>8804430 Teaching you how to conceal the size of your arms and how to open only one eye at all times.

>>	Jumble of hate and !LoveLfcKaA Thu Apr 5 00:35:37 2012 No.8804444 File: 131 KB, 766x1000, 1320561340614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8804430 When someone says "Satori" and "married" the words "domestic abuse" appear in my mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:36:07 2012 No.8804446 File: 331 KB, 488x600, a9fd576ab9aec6d5bdaec9ceac53cd50.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you mean adopted or will I actually share genes with her? Either way it would be Eirin though can't say no to all that pharmacy

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:40:37 2012 No.8804456

>>8804423
Pets who can turn into quasi-humans, and also the other residents of the underground (Oni and other youkai). Besides living with Keine, there is no one else who could offer you such a wide range of friends and still be a good mother.

>>8804430
She took/takes care of her sister, and is also motherly towards her pets.

>>8804432
Yeah, her being able to read your thoughts is a little unsettling, but it's not like Eirin isn't smart enough to figure it out herself, and Yukari could just be spying on you 24/7. Besides, her being able to read your mind would help her raise you perfectly for the first few years of life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:42:37 2012 No.8804461 File: 378 KB, 899x838, ran_h_apr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:43:38 2012 No.8804463

>>8804456 (part III)

I would only accept that if she would allow you to make the mistakes you would make anyway. If Satori were to use her powers to try to keep you on the right path all of the time, you'd never learn anything for yourself. How else can we find what's best in life without having stumbled through the bad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:44:37 2012 No.8804464 >>8804456 >She took/takes care of her sister, and is also motherly towards her pets. I meant picture examples.

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:44:37 2012 No.8804466

>>8804456
Mind reading could cause some potential issues though.
Would she seek her child's affection no matter what?
Would she do anything to avoid being hated? I recognize it's something she's used to but it may be a different matter with her own flesh and blood.

These aren't necessarily bad traits for a mother but it might not lead to the most healthy upbringing.

Secondly, if you also could read minds you'd probably not be so good at talking to anyone but satori, depending on how much you socialize with the pets I suppose

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:46:08 2012 No.8804474 File: 234 KB, 600x800, 325f60b4ca44553ae1d210d6744c1f70.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Letty?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:50:37 2012 No.8804480 >>8804474 If one parent is obese, there is a 50 percent chance that their children will also be obese.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:53:37 2012 No.8804489 File: 107 KB, 667x900, 1300421239842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I actually prefer my own mom

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:54:37 2012 No.8804493 File: 160 KB, 600x600, 1331769918123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8804474 That lewdness isn't cute or sexually attractive. It's just silly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:56:08 2012 No.8804496 File: 42 KB, 210x210, letty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8804493 how's this then

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 00:59:38 2012 No.8804508 >>8804496 Looks retarded m8. >>8804493 is clearly the superior version.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 01:02:08 2012 No.8804519 I'd take any of them that can cook well and drive me to the dentist. Which touhou is the best cook?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 01:05:08 2012 No.8804522 >>8801296 From the style of dress she is wearing there is a lot of space to hide it. Don't forget that flatness was a desired trait many years ago so they would attempt to suppress their breasts with materials.

>>	Jumble of hate and !LoveLfcKaA Thu Apr 5 01:05:08 2012 No.8804523 File: 431 KB, 750x1000, 1313628189712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8804519

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 01:07:08 2012 No.8804525
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>>8804508
Well, like, whatever, then, "m8"

There's a reason real Australians & similar aren't supposed to post on here and are fenced out by their government or whatever. You're an embarrassment and a bunch of you are pedos or whatever. Get back to picking the Queen's nationalized imperial cotton or sheering sheep or whatever you're supposed to be doing, "m8."

Piece of shit.

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 01:08:08 2012 No.8804536

>>8804519

I don't know, but can speculate that would think Eirin would be good at that, given that alchemy is her forte. I do know that Yuyuko and Yukari don't cook for themselves on a daily basis, and Byakuren would be cooking vegan with no garlic/onions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 01:08:38 2012 No.8804534 File: 149 KB, 328x328, 1333368051127.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8804525 You cross, m8?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 01:09:07 2012 No.8804537 >>8801566 Can anyone help me with this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 01:19:38 2012 No.8804557 File: 188 KB, 800x600, 002d03e93556e6b135d58b4c2d861e43.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] derp

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 01:19:38 2012 No.8804558 File: 544 KB, 850x525, 1303889551567.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a strong mom

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 01:23:37 2012 No.8804572 >>8804558 dat AC-130

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 01:26:07 2012 No.8804588 File: 727 KB, 935x1327, 良妻空母 2_21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 01:33:07 2012 No.8804620 >>8801235 Eirin, I want to live forever and stuff. Also she can help me study medicine, having heaps of trouble at uni..

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 01:39:08 2012 No.8804640 File: 848 KB, 767x694, Kanako without makeup.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys, you're missing the point here. The real question is, independently from which one did you choose, who's the father?

Anonymous Thu Apr 5 01:39:37 2012 No.8804637
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why any of you haven't want Eiki to be your mom?

she'll discipline you to be a perfect man since she absolutely knew what's right, not mentioning you'll probably become her succesor as a supreme judge of hell and have Komachi as your sister/brother and underling

>>	Shikieiki !!T3dW8SatkER Thu Apr 5 01:41:37 2012 No.8804647 >>8804640 If Yuka was my dad things would be different around here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 01:47:37 2012 No.8804660 >>8804637 being force-fed an ethical system sucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 01:51:07 2012 No.8804675 >>8804660 This! Do you not know the pain of being an oujousama?

>>	Shikieiki !!T3dW8SatkER Thu Apr 5 01:58:08 2012 No.8804697 File: 207 KB, 521x737, 68097c10c66da870eedd8b0f0cde3547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8804675 You just have to be on guard and watch out that your charisma doesn't break

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 09:04:14 2012 No.8805749 >>8804640 Yuyuko would be my mom and Yukari would be my dad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 10:19:15 2012 No.8805903 Yuka isn't a hag unlike the other 5. She's as tall as Reimu according to Akyuu/the guy that did the art for PMiSS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 21:32:32 2012 No.8808460 Eirin cures my ailing (>ω<)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 21:38:31 2012 No.8808481 Rinnosuke will never raise you to be a aloof douchebag merchant just like him ;_______;

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 21:39:01 2012 No.8808489 >>8808481 I don't need Rinnosuke to be an aloof douchebag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 5 21:40:02 2012 No.8808495 >>8804393 >equally-entitled mom (for the rest of existence, whenever she decides to gap on in). Why does this reminds me of my mom?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 23:10:46 2012 No.8813494 Question: If said youkai are our parents, do we inherit traits from them? Say, if Yuyuko, then i'd be some portion of a ghost, or full ghost?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 6 23:14:45 2012 No.8813508 >>8813494 Yuyuko is dead. Whatever method was used to give birth it must be unholy. Either that, or the body given to her by the Yama must be very good. At any rate your would not be simply half ghost, but something more sinister.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Fri Apr 6 23:22:16 2012 No.8813534 File: 733 KB, 770x1050, 1291353223906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Motheru Byakuren .

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 7 00:46:46 2012 No.8813792 File: 279 KB, 650x800, Yuukamama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8813494 How could we forget this? I'd get to be a overpowered youkai with flower-gimmick bonus for free in the packet. Assuming powers are inheritable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 7 00:57:45 2012 No.8813811 >>8808481 Look how Marisa turned out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 7 01:06:16 2012 No.8813828 File: 647 KB, 1200x911, c1ffa4d0721a971979bf51a88f07167e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She'll grow up to be a great nuclear scientist someday. Home schooled by her own mother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 7 01:08:16 2012 No.8813831 >>8813828 Suddenly, Marisa, then manly tears.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 04:35:21 2012 No.8819245 Yuuka is mai maza

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 05:07:51 2012 No.8819320 File: 144 KB, 800x797, 69ef73f4ab87477988a084111bc4778d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8804640 If Marisa was my dad, things would be different around here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 10:07:22 2012 No.8820162 >>8819320 "What are you staring at, Anon? Never seen a man doing his job?" My dad told this to me with the same face Marisa has in this fucking picture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 10:16:52 2012 No.8820188 Shit, this is a hard question...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:38:28 2012 No.8821513 >>8801252 > Only human Also the oldest of the group, by far.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:49:57 2012 No.8821549 >>8820188 have you decided yet

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:51:28 2012 No.8821562 Reimu. And Genji would be my father. So I'll be half-turtle. You know, like a kappa. Yeah, that's cool.

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