/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[yRan! !!mU4gUljJOLC No.]

Hey /jp/,

/a/ here.

Please stop ruining our board with your autism and just stay in this shithole.

Thanks.


-yRan

[Anonymous No.]

It's quite funny to hear that from a shitposter who shitposted here on /jp/ for quite a while

[Anonymous No.]

please respond

[Anonymous No.]

if anyone is going to seriously steal shit from /jp/ it'll be the end of high hell if they steal our Get out of /jp/ meme. fuck /a/. fuck that shit.

and to the argument that the image was originally created in /a/ by some drawfag, fuck that, it's ours. i'm going to shitpost /a/ as much i as i can and get other people to as well, if i ever see that in their shitstain, con-goer, normalfag, K-on watching communtiy

/a/, go back to gaia

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>8795709
he was just a try hard who could never fit in
Showa was pretty Hip , buy ryan was just a failure on every level

[Anonymous No.]

>>8795725
Only a normalfag would have a problem with K-ON.

>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

gtfo aspie

[Anonymous No.]

>>8795734
k-on is a shit show that only people that aren't jpers would watch. no one from this board would seriously watch that mainstream, uncreative piece of crap.
- moe
- high production value attributes

^ disguise of the most easy plot on a napkin

go watch Captain Harlock, Noir, Lain, Ashita No Joe, or Hajime No Ippo, and then compare

oh wait you wont

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8795725
>hating on K-ON
Welcome to /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8795746
>Watching anime for the plot
Not this shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8795725
>Get out of /jp/ meme
Please calm your tits and contain your autism, it's just 1 fucking image macro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8795746
>>8795725
ryan pls go

In the military, there are buff men who haven't jerked off in days. They see the new, girly /jp/ recruit, with his soft skin and shoulder length hair. They watch him constantly, his round ass bouncing through training, and always help him. They haven't seen a woman since the start of their 4 year career. One day, they all gang up on him in the shower. One of them grabs his tiny penis between his thumb and forefinger, and he instantly goes weak in the legs from the touch. He falls back into their warm, hairy embrace. They lift him to their face. 'W...Why?' he asks, sounding almost like a girl. They don't answer, or at least, not with words. He feels a penis, larger than he ever thought possible between his ass cheeks. Holding him and moving him, they fuck him in between his ass cheeks, the heat of his shaft rubbing his tight, moistening anus. When the man is about to orgasm, he sprays his seed all over /jp/. Another man grabs him, this time turning him over. /jp/ struggles but cannot resist. He slowly enters /jp/ as /jp/ moans with ecstasy, his virgin penis spraying clear liquids all over the floor. Another man quiets the moaning by ramming his 11 inch penis down /jp/s throat, fucking his moist throat. Eventually he orgasms into his mouth, milking the last drops of delicious semen into /jp/'s stomach. The man behind /jp/ orgasms too, filling /jp/ with warm seed, making his belly swell. /jp/ collapses, the men around him circle up and start jacking off, showering him with warm seed. Where does this story end? JOIN THE ARMY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8795746
Did you really list high production qualities as something negative?

And half the things you listed are just as mainstream if not more.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't see how you guys can fantasize about sucking off little boys. Little boys are meant to be fucked, they're too passive to be on top. If you tried sucking the dick of a little boy (which would incidentally be tiny, probably smaller than your own dick), he'd be resistant at first, only gradually submitting to the pleasure, until he would surrender and let you do all the work, and you'd just be wrapping your lips around his small shota cock until his hips starts shaking a little, your hear some girly moans, and feel a small load being deposited in your mouth. After swallowing, you'd look up and see him lying there, completely exhausted and breathing heavily.

If you suck of a futa, however.. You'd be overwhelmed seeing that huge dick in front of you, wondering if you'd even manage to fit it in your mouth. Somehow, you'd manage to get it in, inch by inch, but feeling overwhelmed by the huge presence inside of you. The girl might be a little shy at first if she's never done it before, but her sexual instincts would take over, and soon she'd be grabbing your hair and pushing you further towards her cock and making it impossible to pull it out, even if you wanted to. By the time she's ready to cum, she would, completely without warning, shove it as deep down your throat as she could, and with your face pressed tightly to her crotch, you'd feel her thick, warm sperm invading your throat and filling up your stomach. When she finally finishes, she lets go, and you can finally pull away and get some fresh air. She starts apologizing for getting carried away, and when you look up, you see that she's blushing for showing such a side to you. Overwhelmed by how adorable she is, you get up from your knees and hug her tightly. At which point you notice something hard pressing against you and realize that her boner still hasn't gone down at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8795725
>>8795746
Is that you good old days/milf/autist-kun??

[Anonymous No.]

>>8795693
>yRan
You should get the fuck out of /a/ and /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Today was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Tomoka. She is really fucking hot and looks like a preschooler. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Mokkan called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

[Anonymous No.]

I know you're joking or trolling, but if you're serious, do you even realize how human sexuality develops? It's nothing more than a chaotic entangled web of fetishes, which were bootstrapped by some slight biological hints as to what constitutes the opposite sex (or same one, if you developed the wrong gender's brain structures). This web can and will bend considerably in just about any way you can think of, only stopped by aversions and certain thought patterns that people build in to avoid certain behaviors (sometimes rational, other times irrational, for example: religious behavior). There is no disease in there, it's just how the human brain works. Some of these fetishes will be more common (liking large breasts or ass) and thus socially acceptable, while others being less common and thus socially reprehensible. Regardless of the category they fall in, there is no reason to be ashamed of them, just realize that they are part of who you are. Some more "extreme" fetishes may present danger to others and one should realize the consequences of their actions if they choose to harm others and thus suppress destructive fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

QUALITY moogi, I am disappoint /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

OP is so visibly upset, that he needs to create a thread on our glorious board in an attempt to raise his self worth.

Come at me OP. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /jp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8795768
This is one of my favorite pastas, right up there with the honto ni cash one.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to find out where you live and kill you and your family. You are going to be chased by a 7 foot tall psychopath caked in his victims' guts and blood, coming at you, naked, with a huge fire axe and a MASSIVE 3 foot long hard on while you try to escape with 50lb weights on your legs. I will pull out your intestines and use them to hang your heads from the ceiling of my shed like Christmas ornaments, cook your internal organs in the microwave and watch them rise like yeast, pull out your eyes and crack them into a mixing bowl in place of eggs for my jello cake, then masturbate over the remains. The entire time I will be listening to Bach's Minuet in G major.

[yRan! !!mU4gUljJOLC No.]

Good, at least you'll spend your time spamming this shitty thread instead of ruining /a/.

At least it worked.

[Anonymous No.]

PLEASE, OP, RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE. I CAN JUST PICTURE YOU READING ALL THIS SHIT, WONDERING WHY I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND ANYTHING. YOU'LL GET SO FUCKING PISSED OFF YOU'LL FUCKING PUNCH A WALL AND FUCKING EAT EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE AND THEN WADDLE BACK UPSTAIRS AND QUOTE THIS SHIT AND SMASH THE FUCKING KEYBOARD WITH YOUR GIGANTIC, FAT HANDS AND SLOBBER PROFUSELY WHILE YOU POUND OUT SOME IDIOTIC REPLY, LIKE YOU COULD EVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE SHEER HATRED I FEEL FOR YOU, THE BEST PART ABOUT IT IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY I'M JUST GOING TO LAUGH AT YOUR FAT, STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, IDIOTIC, WORTHLESS, MANWHORE COCK-LOVING ASS! BUT IF YOU DON'T REPLY, I FUCKING WIN, BECAUSE I'VE SMACKED YOU DOWN LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE DIE MOTHERFUCKER.

[Anonymous No.]

The jewish army of /v/ is trying to provoke kingdom of /a/ and /jp/ into war so that they can prey on our weakened bodies when we are most weak.

Don't fall for their tricks.

How do you know it's not an /a/non who went to /jp/ and decided to bring it back home? You don't, because people are not bound to just one board. You're only fighting yourself.

[~SHOWA~ No.]

Bumping this quality thread. Go back to /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8795865
fffffffffffffffffff stop stealing memes.

[yRan! !!mU4gUljJOLC No.]

>>8795871

[Anonymous No.]

I thought we were finally rid of you retarded wankers, but of course we would never be so lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

/a/non here. Just like to let you know I've lurked /jp/ to collect pasta and shitpost on /a/ all day just so fucktards like you would spike a reaction here.

Isn't it funny, it's like your best friend is throwing paperballs at you behind your back in class and you hit the guy sitting beside you instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8795909