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Anonymous Mon Apr 2 09:08:57 2012 No.8791351 [Reply] [Original]

Heyyo, /jp/. It's your pal Hades, here with one swell deal for you. I'm gonna give you a choice, /jp/. You pick one, can't have both, no rewording the deal to try to find a loophole. What I say is what you get, capiche? No more beating around the bush then, straight to business.

You can pick one, and I mean one, solo, uno, girl from any anime, visual novel, video games, any of that kooky Japanese stuff you guys love, and bring her out. Here, into the real world. She loses any powers or magic she may have. Regular, average, everyday girl all of a sudden. When she appears, she appears next to you, in your home. However, I make no promises about how she'll react to you. It's up to you to use all that charm you've been working on to woo her and ride off into the sunset.

Option two, you put yourself in any Japanese fictional world you want. You finally get that free pass to Touhouland without offing yourself. The catch is, you get no powers and nobody knows who you are at first. I'll give you a place to stay, but that's all. You want magic? Good on you, but you gotta put in the time and practice. Want some sweet anime ass? Work up the courage and go for it.

Only other thing I have is the mystery box, but you wouldn't be interested in that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 09:10:28 2012 No.8791354 File: 39 KB, 442x541, for this you die.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2011 POSTING BORING COUNTERFACTUAL WALLS OF TEXTS AINT NOBODY GON READ

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 09:10:57 2012 No.8791355 I WANT THE FUCKING MYSTERY BOX HOLY SHIT WHATS IN IT I DONT KNOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 09:13:27 2012 No.8791362 File: 1.38 MB, 320x176, Shut up and take my money.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I get the mistery box.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 09:17:57 2012 No.8791369 Will she be turned into 3D if I bring her into this world?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 09:23:57 2012 No.8791384 Whatever, Hades.

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Anonymous Mon Apr 2 09:24:27 2012 No.8791388
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You wake up tomorrow to find yourself in an alternate universe
In this universe, you are the protagonist of a harem eroge

You have 10 routes to choose from
- The samurai
- The megane
- Reverse-trap
- Kuudere troll
- Loli catgirl
- The shogun
- Russian loli esper
- Stupid robot esper
- Manipulative professor
- Motherly sergeant

The catch: You have to fight the BETA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 09:27:59 2012 No.8791395 >>8791351 I feel sorry for you OP, I know you put a lot of effort in your post, yet it will die with very few replies, while the post next door containing only "who HOMU here?" in the text field will get over 100 replies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 09:29:59 2012 No.8791398 >>8791395 You are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 09:42:58 2012 No.8791414 Why would anyone pick option one? Mistery box, of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 09:46:58 2012 No.8791421 Kinda want option B. But that mystery box...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 09:53:58 2012 No.8791441 What if I pick a monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 09:54:58 2012 No.8791444 >>8791441 Please don't bump this thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 10:02:28 2012 No.8791465 Why so sagey, /jp/?

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Anonymous Mon Apr 2 10:02:57 2012 No.8791467

/1
What's the point of bringing a waifu here in the real world if she's bound to become as you said : "an regular, average, everyday girl" ?
We already know too much the pattern of every regular girls in our current world and she'll eventually pick the path where she can get everything as long as she's acting like the others.

2/
I'm going to my favorite fictional world AND If I put enough time and pratice I'll be able to use magic?
Sounds too promising so there's bound to be a trap somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 10:04:28 2012 No.8791473 >>8791465 Lurk more.

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Anonymous Mon Apr 2 10:04:57 2012 No.8791474
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>>8791414
The losing all powers part has its appeal. You can take an arrogant bitch who relies on their magic/whatever power to keep everyone from giving them what they deserve. Then, you have them completely helpless before you to break.

Option 1 with Aria from Little Witch Romanesque is tempting, but I'm going to have to go with the mystery box.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 10:06:28 2012 No.8791478 >>8791474 >>8791467 >>>/a/ >>>/b/ >>>/v/

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 10:06:28 2012 No.8791479 1- I'll just simply rape her

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 10:08:28 2012 No.8791483 >Option one >Your waifu is now 3d >Option two >No guarantee your waifu is still alive Mystery box is better than this shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 10:09:27 2012 No.8791485 >>8791479 Yeah, rape her, kill her, then rape her some more. And then throw her in the river. Sounds good to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 10:10:28 2012 No.8791488 >>8791479 >>8791441 >>8791465 Please get acquainted with the rules of /jp/ before you wander off from the other boards, OP-kun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 10:10:28 2012 No.8791489 THE BOX THE BOX

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 2 10:13:27 2012 No.8791498 File: 1.65 MB, 200x150, 1333341633496.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8791488 I'm not op....

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