/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Why is life so hard, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about your day.

[Anonymous No.]

Because of humans OP.

[Anonymous No.]

because you suck at it

[Anonymous No.]

I TRIED SO HARDDDD
AND GOT SO FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATERRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.]

>>8788955
i like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>8788927
I found out my shitty new building isn't wired for cable so I got DSL installed just to find out it's half the speed for twice the price since my building has a contract with CenturyLink so I set it up and found out the modem I bought no longer works with CenturyLink as of a month ago so the tech guy came out and made me rent one of their modems for $15/mo and after he left the modem starting slowing down from 10mbps to only 6mbps and tech support told me I only get "up to" 10mbps and 6mbps is fine and my upload is now below the threshold for the Hentai@Home client so they closed my account and removed my Hath points that I spent a year grinding for with H@H running in the background so I can't even buy my Gold Aura slot now and I also can't play my online games or run torrents anymore because I constantly get a "max. connections per session exceeded" error since my modem's NAT table only goes up to 512 as opposed to the 6000 I had on my cable modem and I now have to send that back along with the Actiontec modem I bought that doesn't work anymore but I can't print out the Amazon receipt ticket to mail with the packages because my shitty inkjet printer is out of black ink so now I'm just sitting here crying as I try to fall asleep.

The janitor also deleted the two threads I made this morning, but nobody even replied to them anyways.

[NSJ No.]

>>8789031
are you me

[Anonymous No.]

>>8789031
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

one day janitard will love nocturnes

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>>8789031
Ah, amateur !
Can't go over 2mbps on both my internet connexion, got a insane firewall I can't change and have to use 3 diffferents softwares to be able to browse /jp/, yet I love my life.

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>>8789031
are you seriously crying about 6mbps speed?

I get close to 1mbps MAYBE really early in the morning. The rest of the day its 500kbps or lower.

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>>8789049
I had the same exact thing provided already, but I set up my own internet to get around it. My IP was banned on 4chan before I even moved it.

I can now reset my IP whenever I want to get around bans, but that's about it. The speed is a little better but I can't even play my games on it among other things. I would just cancel it and give up posting on here, but there's a $150 cancellation fee.

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>>8789049
I had the same exact thing provided already, but I set up my own internet to get around it. My IP was banned on 4chan before I even moved in.

I can now reset my IP whenever I want to get around bans, but that's about it. The speed is a little better but I can't even play my games on it among other things. I would just cancel it and give up posting on here, but there's a $150 cancellation fee.

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>>8789031
>>8789049
My connection speed is supposed to be 2mBps download. I never get any higher than 112kBps. And then, my internet connection will drop every 5 seconds, and stay out for 5 seconds -- timed it and everything.

My upload speed? Forget about it. Not even possible. Well, it is, but barely.

[Anonymous No.]

Because hell is other people, this world can be considered a type of purgatory, etc, etc.

The real world sucks, you can choose to not be a part of it though.

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>>8789031
I have a awful bandwidth cap.

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>>8789087
What a bunch of rapists your ISP is.

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>>8789049
>>8789099
Why do you guys live in a cave?

You all rag on normalfags and America yet you live like shit even for NEETs. If I were you I'd just kill myself.

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>>8789114
But I do live in America... I even call my ISP about the shit connection, and they claim nothing is wrong.

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>>8789121
I hate it when that happens. I called up CenturyLink a few days ago and told them that I was a sysadmin and I had ran diagnostics telling me that the problem was on my end, and the tech support woman told me that if I were really an expert, I should know that the problem is on my end.

Oh yeah, and she didn't know the difference between megabytes and megabytes.

[Anonymous No.]

I live in the 3rd world (Baires) and get 300kb/s down and 20kb/s up. Could be worse, so whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

I moved to this place one month ago, and ever since then I've been leeching from my neighbor's wi-fi for an amazing 100kb/s download speed. It's even better when they're using it, because I start getting 3 to 4 seconds pings to anywhere, and to make it better, this wireless USB adapter I have freezes my computer every now and then.
My previous connection had a 500kb/s download speed, which isn't really that much compared to you guys but god it felt so much better.

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>>8788924
Life isn't hard at all OP.
You just gitta get off your ass and-
ah who am I kidding, life is shit

We should try that portal to Gensokyo thing one day.

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>>8789158
*gotta

1,5mb/s here, shit sucks but it could be worse I guess

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I'm supposed to get like 100 up and it caps at 2mb/s, I would call comcast to tell them to fuck themselves, but I'm afraid they'd look into what I've downloaded 900 gigs of in the last month. luckily i dont have a cap, so i just queue shit up for days

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>CenturyLink

*WHY* do you people sign up with them?

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>>8789130
>Oh yeah, and she didn't know the difference between megabytes and megabytes.

I would be surprised if she did, what with them being the same thing and all.

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>>8789199
It's either that or Comcast.

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>>8789170
Uh, Comcast actually has a 250GB cap.

They don't do shit if you go over it, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8789199
>my building has a contract with CenturyLink

I think OP had little choice.

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>>8789213
Yeah, well, OP is a fucking loser.

There, I said it.

[Anonymous No.]

I get non-capped 100/10 for 28€/month. Poor Murrikans!

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>>8789240
At least we don't have the stain of communism on our hands.

That price is too much to bare for cheap internet. You've sold your souls to the devil. And for what? A few extra megabits you don't even need?

For shame.

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>>8789276
ku ku ku

[Moe !TRONurrVj. No.]

>>8789310
thx for pic dude

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>>8789310
old japanese women

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>>8789290
Who the fuck actually laughs like that?

It sounds fucking retarded and forced as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8789310
>It sounds fucking retarded and forced as shit.

Fixing for you:

>it sounds fucking cute and moe as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8789321
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

My life fucking sucks everyday because I know that I'll never have a shota boyfriend even though I want one so much.

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>>8789363
I-I can be your shota

[Anonymous No.]

I don't particularly enjoy these threads, but I have the strong feeling that in a few years' time after 4chan is bought by the Cheezburger Network, I'll look back on these Madotsuki/depression threads with a fond sense of nostalgia.

[Anonymous No.]

>having FiOS
>had to move
>had to downgrade to DSL

>all my tears and rage

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>>8789394
>the Cheezburger Network

the what?

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>>8789121
>>8789099

Bits vs. bytes you fucking noob.

[Anonymous No.]

I THOUGHT THE FUTURE HELD A PERFECT PLACE FOR US

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>>8789363
Are you a girl? I only want to know because I usually don't see pedo women around.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did Jericho have to lose to that faggot Punk?

[Anonymous No.]

I used to be ok till I met a couple of fags on /jp/ and spake to them on IM. Now they're all either offline or ignoring me or some shit, and I'm really lonely now.

I didn't feel lonely when I didn't have anyone to talk to, though. Fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been masturbating so much I have a red rash on my penis and it looks bad.

What do I do?

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>>8789718

Put some ice on it, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8789718
Take a shower

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>>8789718
more mastrbation is obviously the solution. Try sticking an ear of corn in your ass. that might help too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8789718
stop masturbating so much

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand why anyone would want to belong to a group or have friends. I feel like there's something wrong with me because I don't desire personal relationships like the rest of the world. How will I be able to survive out there alone when everyone else is against me? Or is that the reason people make friends, only to gain an advantage?

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>>8789768

>I feel like there's something wrong with me because I don't desire personal relationships like the rest of the world.

Welcome to the club.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder

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>>8789768
>Or is that the reason people make friends, only to gain an advantage
Nah, you're just a HUGE aspie.

[Anonymous No.]

>having healthy relationships with 3d people
>relationships with 3d people
>3d people
>people

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>>8789768

Yeah social interaction is just a big game to see who is better than who. Even if you find someone who you think is like you to be friends with they will just use you to gain confidence and then dump you when they feel they are too good for you.

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>jp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3IM09tcK8U

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>>8789712
Glad I'm not the only one who feels that way. It's my first time watching wrestling in years and was pretty hyped to see Jericho again, only to have him lose to some faggot I've never heard of.
Such is life.

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>>8789771
I self-diagnosed myself with that a while ago, too. What's up, schizo-brother?

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>>8789782
Reading this makes me think that, maybe, I have a little chance of doing well in life if I am the one who uses and dumps others...
Just thinking about it makes me feel bad, it's the opposite of everything my waifu stands for ;_;

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>>8789321
I lol'd

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>>8789031
>modem starting slowing down from 10mbps to only 6mbps

What the shit are you even complaining about?

Over here, it's considered godlike if you manage to get 2 Mbps, and the "3G" connection on mobile devices are less than 100 kbps and people pay more than 80 a month for it.

Yes, i live in a third world country and i am mad but goddamn man, you are just sad for little internet speed?

Cheer the fuck up, fuck

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>>8789829

How can you know what is wrong and right, unless you try it first, and experiment so to speak, in order to determine this knowledge?

You know what to do...your curiosity beckons you...

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>>8789099
120 kbps was my internet speed first.
Now it has 500 kbps peaks.

Much slower than all the guy I talk to on skype.
;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>8789861
Yes, how dare I complain about not getting what I paid for. The nerve.

I should just roll over for my corporate overlords and take it like a bitch on all fours. It's what our forefathers fought and died for, after all.

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>>8789829
I do this. I fucking hate myself and everything I've become. But if you don't do it first, you'll be done in first. Even the nicest of people are like this, it's just human nature it's not really something you can blame anyone for. I wish I was rich so I could become a shutin again.

[Anonymous No.]

because no one wants to think about the other solution to the problem of evil despite it being the only one that really makes sense

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>>8791758

lol'd, so why are you complaining about it on a imageboard if that's serious for you? qq

[Anonymous No.]

Shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8791781

>qq

if you aren't willing to use real words, why should i listen to you

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJyKoMkB_aM

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>>8791790
How can you percieve what is real sitting behind your keyboard all day? Are you aware of the existance of acronyms? Jesus fuck, 0/10. Try harder.

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Why is life so easy /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life. Your dreams may not have turned out exactly as you’d hoped, but the bible says that God’s ways are better and higher than our ways, even when everybody else rejects you, remember, God stands before you with His arms open wide. He always accepts you. He always confirms your value. God sees your two good moves! You are His prized possession. No matter what you go through in life, no matter how many disappointments you suffer, your value in God’s eyes always remains the same. You will always be the apple of His eye. He will never give up on you, so don’t give up on yourself.

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>>8791824

>God
>2012

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>>8791824
My brother died when he was two. God is shitty.

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Listen Op, She's taken my time convinced me she's fine but when she leaves I'm not so sure. It's always the same; she's playing her game and when she goes I feel to blame. Why won't she say she needs me?
I know she's not as strong as it seems.
Why don't I feel a cry for help?
Why don't I hear a cry for help?

I wandered around the streets of this town
trying to find sense in it all.
The rain on my face it covers the trace
of all the tears I've had to waste.
Why must we hide emotions

why must we never break down and cry?
All that I need is to cry for help.
Somebody please hear me cry for help.
All I can do is cry for help.
[- From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/r/rick-astley-lyrics/cry-for-help-lyrics.html -]

No need to feel ashamed

release the pain and cry for help.
Cry for help is all I need

all I need is a cry for help.
Cry for help is all I need

all I need is a cry for help.
Why must we hide emotions?
Why can we never break down and cry?

All that I need is cry for help.
I will be there when you cry for help.
Why don't I hear a cry for help?
All that I need is cry for help.
Somebody please hear me cry for help.
All I can do is cry for help.
All that I need is cry for help.
I will be there when you cry for help.
Is it so hard to cry for help?

[Anonymous No.]

Y'all should just kill yourselves, honestly. If you really think life is hard you've just failed beyond any salvaging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8789713
maybe if you stopped talking like a faggot they wouldn't all put you on ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8791845
>Y'all
Sup Tyrone

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>>8791845
I'll wait for the American holocaust because I'm too scared to kill myself. Its more fun to take out some pigs before you leave this world.

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>>8789782
why would you want to be friends with someone like you

you are you, anyone else would be a poor approximation

living is hard because it requires effort, and if you don't put in that effort, you won't feel alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8791857
You won't get that chance nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

[Anonymous No.]

maybe if you stopped being a faggot and manned the fuck up something would've changed

[Anonymous No.]

>>8791875

You're thinking I'm just going to stay indoors to have the pigs show up at my door to load me on the Jewbus. Nope.The golden rule is kill or be killed.

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>>8791904
Your point?

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>>8791904
It's funny how people in the 'first world' are statistically less happy.

[Anonymous No.]

*baaaaaaw* Muh internet is slow how will i ever go without 10mbps

you bitches wouldn't last one day in the hood

[Anonymous No.]

>>8791914
lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8791914

Are you me? I been using a similar context to troll /jp/ for the past week or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8791944
Seeing as how you're the same person. Yes, he's you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8791914

you are racist for implying black people don't have the internet.

there's your counter-context.

[Anonymous No.]

There is only one black guy who browses /jp/ frequently and that's me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8791960
black /jp/ represent


IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO UR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLIN DA MOTHA FUCKER THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

[Anonymous No.]

moe cannot exist in the afrodimensional form

[Anonymous No.]

>>8791960
You the guy that was complaining about getting pulled over too often by the cops? If so they actually find any drugs on you yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8791824
>God
>He
god is a little girl, not some dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8791874
i don't wanna feel alive. i don't care for that, i moved past all of this long ago and achieved satori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8791988
This explains why human race sucks so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8791960
No, negro. Guess again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8791915
Too much thinking is the problem.