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That feel when you think you have some coke left in a can and take a sip but it turns out to be piss from last night.

>> No.8788653

Piss is sterile, so you shouldn't worry about you getting sick due to it. ;-]

>> No.8788651
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I will never know that feel.

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>> No.8788684

>>8788682
Where else am I supposed to go??

>> No.8788677

things left overnight will grow harmful bacteria in them.

>> No.8788682
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dont pee in bottles/cans dude thats gross

>> No.8788718

i've done that before with cans i flicked cigarette ash into, but never piss.

why would you even piss in a can anyway? because you're too much of an EPIC HIKI :PPP to get up and use the bathroom? please.

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>>8788718
>i've done that before with cans i flicked cigarette ash

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

When I was young I'd watch TV with my dad and he used to smoke. Once I had set a can of soda down on the table and he flicked ashes into it without telling me.

later I tried to drink from it.. and well you know how it taste. Never left any drink near him again

>> No.8788739

>>8788718
Are you a normal or something? Have you never thought how much time people waste in the bathroom in the course of their lives, all for the sake of keeping up appearances?

The point of pissing in a bottle isn't just to show that you're "edgy" and wallow in your own filth, it's a gesture that symbolizes that you have completely rejected the chains of hypocrisy and social conditioning that once bound you in unthinking obedience to power holders and monied interests.

If you can't understand that much, there's no hope for you.

>> No.8788756

>>8788739
You are literally the definition of so epix XD lol hikirki!1!

>> No.8788760

>>8788739
>a gesture that symbolizes that you have completely rejected the chains of hypocrisy and social conditioning that once bound you in unthinking obedience to power holders and monied interests.
Also known as showing that you're "edgy" and wallowing in your own filth.

>> No.8788765

>>8788739
I seriously hope this post is a joke.

>> No.8788768

>>8788756
Assuming you go to the bathroom twice a day for five minutes each time, you end up spending around 5 hours a month and 60 hours a year on the toilet. In other words, every year, you waste enough time to finish 3 VN routes or 2 JRPGS on a superfluous social ritual. Only normals and retards incapable of rationality and NEETism would be that dumb.

>> No.8788776

>>8788768
You probably don't even piss or shit in containers on a regular basis. Just drop it.

>> No.8788778

>>8788768

We're all NEETs here, but please don't try to glorify it. It makes you look pathetic that you can't accept that we're all losers. Nobody gives a shit about your miniscule time-saving math.

That's about as important as a speck on my ass cheek.

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>> No.8788790

>>8788776
I could quench the thirst of a medium sized African village with all the piss bottles I have in my closet.

>> No.8788793

>>8788768
Sweet jesus, I've never considered this rationale before. I've been doing it wrong all my life. It's time to start shitting the floor.

>> No.8788806

Asserting imaginary superiority by keeping your waste products all around you.

No thanks, I may bee a NEET but I still keep things clean, it keeps me calm

>> No.8788803

>still shitting on the floor
>not having a well in your room to shit into and sit at while playing little girl games

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>>8788803
You enjoy that well bro.

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>>8788819
I'd show that girl what love is.

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>>8788806
you could say

illusionary dominance

>> No.8788858

>>8788803

Who are you quoting?

>>>/a/

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>>8788778
Speak for yourself. I'm proud to be a NEET and not a pathetic normalfag.

But peeing in cans is disgusting. Just use the toilet, not like you're short on time.

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I know that feel.

I'm glad I'm over it.

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