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I come bearing gifts from pooshlmer. I will provide you with 3 touhou members to add to your harem. To prevent the shitty "post of a post" system we always see, use this to generate your numbers.
http://www.mdani.demon.co.uk/para/random.htm
Make sure to set it to "Generate '3' pseudo-random between '0' and '100' 'with no repeats'.


I'll start us off.

88 - Eirin. Fuck yes, you are the best win ever!
3 - Komachi. Well, I like you better than your boss, so I'll take it!
52 - CAVED! Oh shit, Eirin hand me that elixir. And get some tranquilizers. Komachi, grab your boat! I don't think it can swim...

>> No.87901

It's easy to lie though.

>> No.87904

54
72
87

>> No.87922

This things are always stupid

38. Mokou? Well at least the picture is ok.
33. WTF! CAN NOT UNSEE
72. Akius Ikubi. reverse Suika? what the hell?

Damn you! Give me back my 25cents!

>> No.87924

89 - Oh my god FUCK YES CHO MARISA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
64 - DUNDUN
93 - ...Meh, I'm fine with CHO MARISA

>> No.87926

56
60
86

>> No.87927

54- Marisa, that works
73- Sakuya, getting even better
20- Tokiko, I have a thing for bird girls so this works out nicely.

Thank you for the harem.

>> No.87937

>>87901
true, but its more fun to see how it all comes together.

For example, for fun I pulled a
4 36 99. And now I'm petrified with fear and self-loathing.

>> No.87940

17 Oh shit undead zombie
3 Fuck yeah lazy ferry woman
94 Even more fuck yeah loli vampire

>> No.87943

13 - AWWW FUCK

97 - Shit

99 - GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK

How in the hell did I get such shit?

>> No.87945

Post

>> No.87946

>>87943
I hope yuka fucking kills you.

>> No.87949

86
33
96

FUCK YEAH YUKARI

>> No.87950

40 - Medicine is pretty cool.

8 - What the hell?

6 - Cool, Cirno.

>> No.87953

>It's easy to lie though.

Yup. That's why I had the harem system for other board. Over here, it's much more funnier to laugh at posters who try to aim for Marisa and end up nabbing Maullar.

Also, this was already posted last night. As much as I intended for this chart to be fun, please don't repost it everyday.

>> No.87959

84-ONEEEEEE-SAAAAAMAAAAA
72-lol Walfas
67-Fuck yeah, moralfag

>> No.87962

56 21 28
Eh
A hourai doll is fine too..

>> No.87972

63 67 88

YAAAAAY yay YAAAAAY

>> No.87980

60 OH YES I'M GOING TO BE HAPPY (KOAKUMA)
33 LOL ABS
73 YES, REAL HAPPY (SAKUYA)

I'll be staying at SDM guys, see ya later.

>> No.87990

8 OH FU-

18 Watatsuki no what?

7 ..You're already dead.

What a shitty roll.

>> No.87991

38 94 1
Hell yeah, that ain't bad.

>> No.88000

Shit sux

>> No.88005

>>87882
>Make sure to set it to "Generate '3' pseudo-random between '0' and '100' 'with no repeats'.

You mean '0' and '99' right? The chart doesn't actually go to 100.

>> No.88012

47 68 86
A fine roll indeed.

>> No.88013

3 canon boobs

55 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

36 ಠ_ಠ

>> No.88014

63 - Dunno who this is yet.
57 - A Mystia is fine too
86 - Yukari, Fuck yeah!

>> No.88015

11 - Renko One liberty bell,
06 - Prof. Cirno TWO liberty bells,
69 - Rinnosuke FUCK!

>> No.88017
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88017

>>87953
ah, my bad. Had no idea it was posted last night. hard to tell anyways with all the touhou threads, it kinda becomes a big blur.

>> No.88039

Please be a chick

>> No.88042

>>88039
Please read the OP

>> No.88049

>>88005
the chart DOES have 00 though. So 0 - 99 or 1-100 works either way.

>> No.88053

Hourai get?

>> No.88054

>>88049
wow. fucking OP made me have no chance for poor alice. what a bastard.

>> No.88060

02 - I AM GUNDAM

65 - Alice's (dead) Mom

40 - Fine, until she floods the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin

>> No.88068

Youmu plz

>> No.88071

Suwako Please

>> No.88074

sage plox

>> No.88081

>>88049
>the chart DOES have 00 though. So 0 - 99 or 1-100 works either way.

yes, but 0 - 100 is just 9.

>> No.88082

>>88039

Jackpot

48 - Maribel Han
97 - Psycho Moe (Yuka?)
86 - Yukari Yakumo (!)

>> No.88085
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88085

>>88054
thats because Alice will never be happyYOU JUST LOST THE GAME

>> No.88086

>>88042

Just a little charm

>> No.88087

8 33 76
....

....

well fuck.

>> No.88091

82 - Komachi
3 - Keine
73 - Sakuya

>> No.88103

>>88081
hmm...can't we just say that 00 and 100 both work and you get an increased chance at getting Emo Mc'Cutsherself?

>> No.88110

40 Medicine Melancholy, I'm not impressed.
16 Luna Child, I'm very not impressed.
82 Keine, Yes you are the best in my lot.

>> No.88111

17. Undead zombie
24. The sexiest in all the JoJo's

>> No.88112
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88112

>>88087
Enjoy your GARem.
>>88103
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT WAIFU LIKE THAT ;_;

>> No.88113

>>88091
Mixed them up.

>> No.88114

19 - Who the fuck is that?
76 - Nooooo!
0 - Fuckwin

>> No.88122

41 Ruukoto - Could be worse
26 Ran Yakumo - FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST SHIKIGAMI EVER
81 Lily White - SPRING

>> No.88125

38- Mokou.
86- Yukari.
15- Patchouli.

OH GOD YES.

>> No.88134
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88134

>>88112
aww, I'm sorry baby. I didn't mean those words. Here, I rolled a 100, 75, 54. Now lets all get in bed and pretend it never happened.

>> No.88138

I'll stick with one girl, thankyouwerymuch.

Eighty-seven. That's...
Haruhi-like in appearance?

Well, I'm not a picky person. If it's Haruhi-like in appearance alone, that's pretty good luck.

>> No.88139

60 72 20

Koakuma-Devil pussy! YES! Devil ass-FUCK YES!

Akius Ikubi-Un...who??

Tokiko-Again who??

>> No.88141
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88141

>>88134
\( ゚▽゚)/ Ok!

>> No.88152

79 - Fuck off ZUN, she's my waifu now.

49 - Get to licking my waifu's feet, wench!

55 - GRAGHGHGHGHGHG

>> No.88160
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88160

>>87882
...
Why no Yumemi?

>> No.88161
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88161

>>88139
well this will help explain 1 member of your harem
http://www.walfas.org/flash/suika.swf

>> No.88167

26 - ok.
86 - ok.
76 - lol wut

>> No.88175

0 - I win!
2 - OM NOM NOM
51 - A little something on the side when I'm going for Alice End.

>> No.88178

100 - Replaced with 47 - LILY BLACK FUCK YEAH
9 - CIRNO FUCK YEAH
88 - EIRIN FUCK YEAH

No Patchouli. ;_;

>> No.88180
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88180

>>88141
good girl. now to sleep. go to sleeeeeeeeep.
"Ok, I think she is asleep. Lets get out while we can."
"We should take Shanghai too, ze~"
"Fuck yeah, dolljoints!"

>> No.88185

45 90 21

FUCK YEAH TANK HAREM! Oh and a miko.

>> No.88191
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88191

>>88180
zzzzZZZZZzzzzz.....hhhhhhhuh what. Where did everybody go?
Oh, not again....I guess I was always meant to be alone.

>> No.88223

>>88161

God I rolled TWO oni's???

My sex life may kill me!

>> No.88229

60 - Koakuma is underrated. I'll take her~
19 - Momizi is cute and loli. That one doujin where she gets raped by those man tengus was also pretty god damn hot.
15 - PATCHOULI!

>> No.88231

>>88223
Just one oni

>> No.88233
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88233

Fail for not having Nia

>> No.88239

7 - ...
74 - ...
0 - FUCK YEAH!

>> No.88240

>>88233
....

>> No.88243

92 - Who?
35 - Fuck yeah, gate guard.
69 - Fuck yeah, male.

>> No.88247

Fail... you forgot Ilyasviel

>> No.88254

/jp/ - repost of wakachan

>> No.88262

>>88233
>>88247
ಠ_ಠ
>>87882
>3 TOUHOU members to add to your harem.

>> No.88264

>>88254
this is more-or-less the truth of /jp/

>> No.88281

95- Yay...I get to run (sits down and gets eaten)

9 - Meh...shes ok (sits down and gets jumped on)

50 - uh...yeah (sits down and gets raped)

>> No.88287

0 = win

>> No.88288

1 63 73
I would rather have Alice but a Udonge is fine too. Also, FUCK YES NEET and Sakuya

>> No.88301

28 kotohime
45 Armpit Miko
82 Keine

Pretty awesome except for Kotohime.

>> No.88306

>>88254

hey we have mahjong

>> No.88308

18 23 23
So one wacky and two flandres.
ಠ_ಠ

>> No.88311

*Rolls d100*

>> No.88324

>>88311
*Rolls d100 -1*

>> No.88336

and i pray and pray

>> No.88342

?

>> No.88348

9- FUCK YEAH

87-meh

35-FUCK YEAH

I win.

>> No.88349
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88349

83 95 97

>> No.88377

5 GAR
69 GAR
16 HINAICHIGO

>> No.88379

>>88231

Yea one oni and one devil,still good.

>> No.88387
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88387

41-FUCK YEA! robo maid!!
4-The original knife-throwing maid!!
73-Dio the maid!!

FUCK YES MAIDO HAREM!!

>> No.88393

;_; 100 77 47

>> No.88414

11 -who?
34 - Wriggle, it's ok
24 - ZUN lol

>> No.88435

>>88349
Dude, I have a yandere fetish. Wanna trade?

>> No.88463

>>88435
Sure... But I'm keeping Youkai Moe.

>> No.88478

96 \( ゚▽゚)/
23 \( ゚▽゚)/
64 \( ゚▽゚)/

>> No.88479

I'll try twice more.....

2 11 83

2-GUNDAM!

11-Ok

83-OH SHI~

70 86 85

70-Frog princess!

86-Yukari~sama!

85-Alrighty then.

>> No.88495

I'm going to throw one out just for lulz before I go to bed.

59 - Sunny Milk. A fairy is fine too.
38 - Mokou. Hmm, a bit tomboyish but I'm sure we could convince Keine into a 3some.
26 - Ran. Hmm, a bit furry-ish but I'm sure we could convince Yukari into a 3some.

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88510

65 82 78

>> No.88514

No Nono?

>> No.88527

89 36 24
ZUN
Man Reimu
Man Marisa

IT'S A BUFFET OF MANLINESS

>> No.88539

Let's hope I get some that I know and are significant:

33 A...Abs...I..want to..
0 ;_; I'll never let go..

62
( ゚Д゚)
( ゚Д゚)
(゚Д゚) -Fuck.

>> No.88544

42 73 91

holy fuck that's a good draw

>> No.88560

shiawase~~~ ♥

>> No.88565

54 18 86
some touhou bitch
no idea
no idea

...this list sucks

>> No.88567

>>88565
....get out.

>> No.88568

93 65 88

Fuck yeah win!

>> No.88577

8 29 90
marisasaurus rex oh yay
minoriko aki gettin better
flower tank fuck

>> No.88587

>>88565
you got Yukari you dick and Marisa's ze~

>> No.88592

>>88567
I actually forgot I was on /jp/. Have gotten out now.

>> No.88607
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88607

>>88568
is that sum Shinki and Mima you got there?

>> No.88613

Do I win?

>> No.88628

>>88613
Enjoy your Not Marisa.

>> No.90535

Well, I'll do this for this night as well...roll those invisible dice!

79. It's Aya, what else do I need to say!
35. Chi- Hong Meiling! Honestly one of my favorites from when I first started seeing random Touhou threads on /a/. She really just needs someone who will remember her name and be nice to her for once!
82. Oh god, Keinie. I'd lick her horns, if you know what I mean.

>> No.90573

>>90535
YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH

>> No.90574
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90574

>>90535
>Chi- Hong Meiling! Honestly one of my favorites from when I first started seeing random Touhou threads on /a/. She really just needs someone who will remember her name and be nice to her for once!

>> No.90576

its my birthday today. something nice please

>> No.90577

56 - Rika
23 - Flandre Scarlet
33 - ABS

This doesn't bode well, although I'd take Flandre.

>> No.90581

Sanae, Shanghai and.... Watatsuki no Yorihime? WHat the fuck? I've never heard of that TH character. Is she in one of the books or something?

>> No.90582

>>90574
Do you have some sort of related img to attach for EVERYTHING?

>> No.90585

31 Letty
36 Gaymoo
6 Professor Cirno

I want my 25 cents back.

>> No.90594
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90594

>>90582
In fact, I do.

>> No.90597

79 - Aya <3
82 - Lunchbox-tan <3
97 - This...looks scary.Who is it?

>> No.90605

>>90597
see
>>87943

>> No.90608

96 - Merupo
44- Hieda no Akyu
82 - Not-so-CAVED

>> No.90628

what

>> No.90644
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90644

98 DOG SAKUYA! yay, I needed a pet!

44 Akyu! I'd let you write my history in the missionary position if you know what I mean!

68 Star Sapphire, not Platinum, fail.

>> No.90645

45 - Armpit Miko. Ehehe~ *blushes*
83 - Yandere Alice... Oh shi-
70 - Suwako Moriya - Yay! ^^

>> No.90675

05 - (*'-')
73 - ('-'*)
50 - (*._.)

>> No.92222

46
70
0
*likes where this is going*

>> No.92252

62 - A buffet of manliness!
75 - Delicious dolljoints
15 - A Patchy is fine too

>> No.93691

>>90574
Horribly delayed reaction, but yes, I'm serious seriously!

>> No.93711
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93711

>>88349

>> No.93716

9 78 44
fuck yea, it went well afterall

>> No.93722

17 - Zombie Reimu (YES!)
62 - MANnosuke (DOUBLE YES!)
85 - Daiyousei (Not bad!)

Greatest harem ever.

>> No.93740

>>93722
It's a paradise from gay necrophile lolicons everywhere.

>> No.93741

15 Patchi - Just like me, but moe.
46 Lunasa - I don't think much of the sisters...
96 Merupo who?

>> No.93748

85 - Daiyousei? All right.
55 - ;_;
10 - Man what the hell why is Daiyousei the best I got

>> No.93781
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93781

14 - Orange
50 - Chen
34 - Wriggle

It could've been much worse. But YES REVERSE TRAP!

>> No.94067

>>93741
>Merupo

Berserk Merlin

>> No.94080

>>93741

- A mutation of a computer-programming meme on the Japanese message board 2ch called ぬるぽ or "Nurupo" (short for "Null Pointer Exception", which basically means "Disregard everything I just said") resulted in someone changing it to めるぽ or "Merupo". This almost immediately became a popular nickname for Merlin, although it could also be described as her alter ego.
- Merupo is depicted by replacing Merlin's head with a smiling ASCII head with a squiggle of hair down one side of its face, like so: ξ・∀・). As far as Merupo's personality goes, think Merlin, only twice as stupid and twice as crazy (the only word Merupo seems to be able to say is her name).

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>>93781

You lucky bastard.

>> No.94112

3
45
17

YAY KOMACHI!
but hell, i got 2 undead zombies.

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>> No.94168

my turn

>> No.94179

Tou and/or hou are banned. Posting this will get you banned.
Stop fucking doing it--it's not allowed you pedo creep

>> No.94187

one more time

>> No.94191

84 Alice gets no love.
0 Alice gets no love.
25 The hell is this?

>> No.94200

>>94191
Hah, you got Hate.Hate.Hate.
Unless you have a tree fetish.

>> No.94203

>>94191

Oops, 84 is youmu.

>> No.94252

98 Dog Sakuya is fine too
66 Ayaneligon ...
97 Psycho Moe ill die happy

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