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Who is the truest NEET on /jp/?

>> No.8784961
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Me. I'm a fucking eagle.

>> No.8784967
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>>8784961

>> No.8784964

I'll gladly throw down with anyone here who wants to compare NEET points.

>> No.8784969

>>8784958

That is the most disgusting thing I've seen in a long time. And I'm saying that having had to watch vultures consume human bodies in my line of work just recently.

Consider it a compliment.

>> No.8784973

I'm pretty high level but I know when to back down when truer neets strut their stuff

>> No.8784975

CurryButt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6zRQDyL92Y

>> No.8784984

I spoke to some of the so called "NEETs" from /jp/. They were all normalfags in disguise of some sort.

One even said "You're not a nice person, no wonder you don't have any friends."

Some shit, huh.

>> No.8784987

>>8784984
You should have known. A real truNEET wouldn't be able to have a one on one conversation like that.

>> No.8784991

>>8784984
Well that was omegle, what the hell do you expect?

I don't do 1v1 conversations

>> No.8784998

>>8784984

I fail to see how you can reasonably present this as something negative.

>> No.8784999

>>8784987
I know, I know. Trying to speak to one is almost impossible, because a real NEET wouldn't speak, and those who speak aren't truNEETs.

I don't consider myself a high-level NEET or anything, but jesus, everyone I've met on /jp/ so far has been below me. And being the elitist I am, it's hard to talk to them.

I just want a fellow NEET shut-in to take it easy with.

>> No.8785047

>>8784999
>Meeting people on /jp/.
>Meeting people.

Doing it wrong.

>> No.8785056

>>8784998
I'm just sad about two things:

1. Not being able to find a NEET to take it easy with.
2. People who think "not having friends" is something bad browsing /jp/.

normalfags, pls go.

>> No.8785070

I haven't left my home in five years.
I have never been employed.
I have no friends and associate with no one other than /jp/.
I refuse to speak to anyone outside of the setting of an anonymous imageboard. Private messaging, IMing, or whatever you call it is a repulsive and agonizing experience.
I order hallucinogenics over the internet so that I can explore other dimensions. I believe this is the key to Gensokyo or at least getting my mind to the state that I can completely live inside of a constructed universe inside of my mind that is identical. All of my time is dedicated to this pursuit.

>> No.8785073

Never worked, no HS diploma, no drivers license, no bank account, never learned a proper signature I just like fucking scribble my name, never leave my house for months on end.

20/male. Been this way since about 15 years of age or so.

>> No.8785071

I'm truest NEET on this hellhole, I never left my room since the day I was born(I'm still living in the same hospital room) and also never worked or studided a day on my life.

>> No.8785085

I'm 24 years old and I've never left my mother's belly

I have never bothered breathing my own air much less working a job

>> No.8785106

>>8785070

If you're older than 23 and have no more than a high school diploma, then congratulations, you are truly the truNEET.

>> No.8785121
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im so neet when im not working or at college i stay in my room in the dark and browse /jp/ and play vns lol.

honestly though i have no friends and spend all my time on /jp/

>> No.8785130

>>8785106
A lot of /jp/ers are at least that old without one.

>> No.8785147

I wanna know the secret to survival without a job, i guess the US has this unemployment check or something, but the rest of us are doomed...

>> No.8785151

>>8785147
Understanding parents

>> No.8785152

>>8785070

This, only I've been at it 10 years.

>> No.8785263

I've been a neet since 6th grade. Mom let me do online school. I'm 21 now.

>> No.8785275

I only eat one meal a day.
I'm type 2 diabetic.
I can't remember the last time I went outside.
I can't remember the last time I washed.
I've hardly watched any anime. I posted a thread listing what I've seen just before and I was flamed to hell, albeit deservably.
I don't have any friends.
I don't have any plans to do anything in my future.
I've never touched a girl.
I fap to shota and futa.
I only leave my room to relieve myself or get food.
I can't think of one thing I have respectable skill in, even things I do all the time.
I was a wowfag, but I quit because I was so fucking horrible.
I always play games on easy mode.
I stream most of my anime.
My penis is small.
I'm short.
I hate my younger brother because he surpassed me in height.
I've never worked for an honest day's pay in my life.
I've never earned any money for myself.
All except my immediate family have disowned me.
I got shitty grades at school, then dropped out and did nothing for five years.
I still delude myself into thinking I'm intelligent sometimes, because I scored highly on an official IQ test as a kid.

>> No.8785283

>>8785275
I thought maybe we could hang out until I read that you're a FAGGOT.

>> No.8785307

>>8785147
unemployment is only for people who were employed and are without work (laid off or whatnot) who were working for a certain period of time. you're probably thinking about welfare which is for people with children so if you don't have any you're not qualified. you'd probably be able to get foodstamps but that's only going to help you out with food. the usual thing joked about here is "autism bucks" where you have to convince the government you're unable to hold down a job because of mental difficulties.

>> No.8785492

Aw come on anons. We're all 'NEET' here right? Quite some creative writing in here too. So total bullshit aside, what are you guys really studying and/or where are you working?

>> No.8785498

>>8785275
> type 2 diabetic

Twice as lame as type one. Hit the gym.

>> No.8785503

>>8784984

I've talked to some, too. They either feel sorry for me and try to "fix" me and tell me what I should do to get better (please don't do this I just want someone to talk to who won't try to fix me), or they eventually learn that I'm a girl and stop talking to me or start being hostile towards me. What they don't know is that I get scared and stop talking to them because I don't take rejection well at all and cry after they reject me. Please be nicer Anons ;_;

>> No.8785506

>>8785492
I'm studying at University of Oregon

I don't doubt the 'NEET' status of others here, however.

>> No.8785512
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>>8785503
Forgot my pic.

>> No.8785521

>>8785512

Please stop Anon, I don't post Gumi anymore.

>> No.8785526

>>8785503
Don't be so flustered with the gender thing anon, we're all little girls here after all. Loli new grad accountant reporting in!

>> No.8785529

>>8785307

Yes, contrary to popular belief, the US government makes it very difficult for people to just live off the dole. (Which as a bleeding heart liberal, I'd say hurts more than just lazy otaku.) Some people get lucky and sneak in through some loophole, but in general if you want to live without a job without actually being homeless, you need some sort of "private sector" charity like mooching off your parents.

>> No.8785533

>>8785526

I'm not at all. I don't know if it's that or maybe I just annoy people or something, but I don't know why they grow to become so mean towards me. I wish I knew why so I could fix it but I guess I'm not very good at figuring out how I come off to other people.

>> No.8785541

>>8785533
A large majority of the imageboard wishes they could be a little girl. Simply knowing that, at some point, you were a little girl, they get jealous as fuck and, due to being socially inept, take it out on you immediately.

It's not your fault.

>> No.8785554

>>8785541

>A large majority of the imageboard wishes they could be a little girl

I thought this was ironic.

>> No.8785560

>>8785541

No please don't! I was just as awkward and terrible when I was little, too. And trust me when I say that being bullied by girls will scar you forever. They used to pretend to like me and be my friend just to be mean to me and make fun of me. And then later they'd apologize just to do it all over again, I was like their emotional punching bag. Little girls are very cruel.

>> No.8785556

>>8785541
This. Also do you recall how emotional immature boys express affection for the opposite gender? Surely you've seen the I like you so I'll annoy/bother you act in elementary and middle school. I guess in 2D terms you might call them 'tsunderes' and actually be attracted to them right off the bat for some reason?

>> No.8785570

>>8785556
In other words, those /jp/ers might have actually LIKED you but don't have enough experience to know how not to act like an awkward, annoying asshole.

>> No.8785578

Maybe it's because you throw around your gender and act like people are supposed to like you for it.

>> No.8785579

>>8785570

I kind of wondered if it could maybe be that to be honest. If that's the case, then I think that's okay. It's better that they didn't talk to me then, because I'm really sensitive and would have just got upset and then they would have felt bad, and then felt bad about themselves. And I wouldn't want to do that. So I hope it's that.

>> No.8785581

>>8785554
This is 4chan. Things that begin as irony evolve into a full fledged phenomenon over time.

>>8785560
Of course, I'm sure it was rough and you wouldn't wish for anybody to experience that, but people that just meet you will see "girl", bust their biscuits over your gender, immediately associate you with being "undeserving of your gender" or some retarded bullshit like that and assume that you spent your "golden years" in gensokyo.

Many of us are here because, through one event or another, we're painfully awkward as fuck and even two awkward people having a conversation doesn't just make it feel normal. It's pretty hard to win in a situation like this.

>> No.8785582

>>8785121
>im so neet when im not working or at college
This sums up /jp/ anons perfectly.

>> No.8785589

>>8785578

I'm sorry it just seemed like maybe that because they would get along with other NEETs who were male but then they would really dislike me for some reason. I promise you I don't expect anyone to like me because of my gender, but I guess I feel like I shouldn't have to hide it.

>> No.8785624

Oh neat the janitor is encouraging the forced condensement of NEET threads.

Have any of you tried freeter/freelance work? How'd it go?

>> No.8785634

>>8785589
>I feel like I shouldn't have to hide it

This actually isn't a bad idea until you know them better.

The only person I've had long-term contact (eight years) on the internet with didn't reveal that she was a female for five god damn years. It was uh...weird to transition, I guess, but I probably would have done something retarded before I knew her better.

Might be worth giving a shot if you're tired of the same old shit.

>> No.8785652

>>8785634

I feel like it's better if I tell them upfront because I don't want to get to know them well and care about them only to have them dislike me because I was a girl all along or something. I guess it's just a preventative measure or something.

>> No.8785679

>>8785652
If you actually get to know the person it's pretty difficult for them to lash out at gender and give up on the relationship entirely. You're experiencing a lot of childish bullshit because the person has no attachment to you - they have no problem calling it quits at pointless bullshit because, right off the bat, you're just another stranger to them.

If you talk to the person enough for them to actually seek you for conversation they're not going to just give up on you because of gender, it's...confusing, to say the least, but it's a pretty common reaction.

>> No.8785676

Who would have thought we were all little girls all along?

>> No.8785692

>>8785679

To be honest, I started doing it because I used to hide my gender, but then when they would eventually find out they would reject me. So I figured it would be less hurtful to be rejected by a stranger. It still hurts, but I think it hurts way more when I spend lots of time talking and getting to know them only to be rejected again.

>> No.8785700

>>8785692
So you've tried it and they still reject you for just being a female? What the fuck.

ALRIGHT, I'M OUT OF IDEAS, SORRY, FUCK HUMANS AND GOOD LUCK.

>> No.8785708

Gender segregation is awful. Do you know they literally have toilets specifically for women in some places? How terrible.

>> No.8785706

At first I thought someone was feeding the attention whore.

But now I see it's just the same person talking to them self.

>> No.8785779

>>8785692
As a general rule all girls are attention whores, and will always try to hurt men if it will result in a personal benefit for said girl.

That said, /jp/ doesn't respond well to females for obvious reasons, but you should still try talking to us. Just don't be the stereotypes of your gender.

>> No.8785788

>>8785779

Of course not! I've been hurt by women, too, and men, so I know exactly what you mean. Women are a lot more cruel about it, though, from my experience.

>> No.8785826

>>8785779
You sound pretty misogynistic anon.

I think attention whoring or backstabbing isn't limited by gender, rather it's an individualistic thing. If we're going by biology, wouldn't the male be the more backstabby one due to competitive spirit?

>> No.8785833

>>8785692

Is this matryoshka I'm seeing?

>> No.8785868

>>8785833

Why?

>> No.8785872

>>8785868

It's real obvious.

>> No.8785876

>>8785833
aren't those those little russian dolls with littler russian dolls into them

>> No.8785885

>>8785826
Nope, this is completely wrong, and you'd realize this if you studied how women treat each other.

Men have camraderie, women don't. It's that simple. Women are constantly trying to one-up each other.

>> No.8785883

>>8785872

Why do you want to know?

>> No.8785887

Whoever posts flanfly every morning at 2 without fail

>> No.8785888

>>8785876

It's also a female attention whore who shits up /jp/ and any related IRC channels on Rizon.

>> No.8785889

>>8785876

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JGaQ3g8WU4

>> No.8785893

>>8785885
So are men though.
Go read this, it's fun:
http://www.psy.fsu.edu/~baumeistertice/goodaboutmen.htm
(all of you)

>> No.8785899

>>8785888

No, please leave me alone, are you following me everywhere now? I left those IRC channels because you wouldn't leave me alone.

>> No.8785907

You're looking at 9 years of truNEET here. It'll be 10 years next year. Also, Catherine is disgusting.

>> No.8785976 [SPOILER] 
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L'enfer, c'est les autres.

>> No.8785980

>>8785073
>never learned a proper signature

this guys knows what's up. I never learned to write cursive, but fuck that shit, anyway.

>> No.8786026

>>8784958
I'm not a NEET, OP...

>> No.8786030

>>8785700
>>>/r9k/

this is jaypee, bitch.

>> No.8786046

>>8785980
+1.

The worst part is I first had to sign something when I was like 8, so it was just a squiggle. Now I've had to do that same squiggle ever since so my signatures match.

>> No.8786053

Us TrueNEETs have no friends in real life.

But unlike you guys, I don't even have friends online. I have no hangout spot. No even other NEETs to feel camaraderie with. Even when I had to setup skype to play some shitty game with some people, I did not even speak because I don't own a mic. That was also a shitty experience, so I gave that up.

I don't know why anyone would want to be a truneet. I'd rather be fakeneet. Leeching off others and still having friends. What kind of loser spends many years of his youth playing online games alone? me, I do. ;_;

>> No.8786133

>>8786053
If you're having fun, it's worth it. Go watch a happy anime or something.

>> No.8786163

>>8786053
At first I wanted to respond saying how I'll be your friend, but then I realized you're nothing but a closeted normalfag of which I've seen lots of /jp/. So off with you, friend, and please don't taint the title of the TruNEET lord.

>> No.8786169

>>8784958
yestarday I got my best bros around and watched all of the lord of the rings.

>> No.8786178

if any of you lonely NEETs need anyone to talk to you can just add my msn, i wont judge or make fun of you

>> No.8786210
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>>8785275
>I only eat one meal a day.
>I can't remember the last time I went outside.
>I can't remember the last time I washed.
>I don't have any friends.
>I don't have any plans to do anything in my future.
>I fap to shota and futa.
>I only leave my room to relieve myself or get food.
>I can't think of one thing I have respectable skill in, even things I do all the time.
>I always play games on easy mode.
>I've never worked for an honest day's pay in my life.
>I've never earned any money for myself.
>All except my immediate family have disowned me.
>I got shitty grades at school, then dropped out and did nothing for five years.
>I still delude myself into thinking I'm intelligent sometimes, because I scored highly on an official IQ test as a kid.

Touché.

>> No.8786231

>>8786163
> but then I realized you're nothing but a closeted normalfag

TruNEET needs no validation from his non-existing peers. Only I know the life I live, for I have no friends.

>> No.8786235
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You are a depressing bunch. "NEET" is not a badge. Snap out of it.

>> No.8786250

>>8786235
It's a mindset. The term isn't, the /jp/ culture is.

>> No.8786537

>>8786178
but u r a faget cuz u can't even capitalize ur setneces and use aphostrophes i bet ur a normalfag 2

>> No.8787398

>>8784984
Hey A, I might not have told you.
But I haven't left the house in 3 years, I'm not a normalfag, faggot.
I said you're mean, because you are.
You're arrogant, I wouldn't mind if your insults were based on anything, but sadly they're not.

>> No.8787435

>>8785503
Eh.
I'll be your friend.
Leave your msn.

>> No.8787451

>>8787435
>>8785503
If you're still there anyway, not that I like you or anything, baka.

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>> No.8787457

TruNEETs™ have no need to post on anonymous imageboards.

>> No.8787461
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>>8787451
>mailto:age
someone is desperate for female contact
me too

>> No.8787465

>>8787461
Haha, well...
PLEASE TALK TO ME I AM SUCH A FUCKING LOSER I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS

>> No.8787468

What has happened to you /jp/?
I'm so disgusted and dissapointed, no wonder why there are no NEET's left here.

I'm wondering why i'm still here.

>> No.8787471

i'll talk to everyone who is interested
i won't judge anything, so you can speak your mind witouth worries, i'll listen!
if someone who already has my email is reading this, please respond ;_;, nobody is talking to me anymore...

>> No.8787472

>>8787471
I sent you a question.
You didn't respond.

>> No.8787479

>>8787472
sorry sorry sorry i thought i had responded
i'll respond right away
i am sorry ;_;

>> No.8787566

>>8787465
PLEASE I'M SO LONELY I WOULD LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE PLEASE RESPOND YOU TOO BACK THAT ASS UP

>> No.8787589

Anyone up for an IRC conversation?

/msg nupari on Rizon

>> No.8787606

>>8785503
Bawwww bawww... you are enjoying being the little princess of /jp/ and you know it. Please deepthroat my cock little princess Gumi... ;_;

>> No.8787626

>>8787566
i am not the same person, but you cand send me a message if you want
the email is typed in the field

>> No.8788172

>>8787468
/jp/ is shitty on the weekends.

I can only imagine how horrible the summer will be.

>> No.8788198

>>8784958
She isn't giving any support to the front of that pizza slice. That cheese is about to flop right off the crust and onto the ground and it's making me nervous.

>> No.8788211
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dam this thread is full of depression.
You guys act like its a sin to be happy

>> No.8788236

>>8786046
You guys worry about this?
I always just write my name. Not in cursive since it's illegible anyways.
Then again, I've had to sign like 4 things, ever.

>> No.8788241

>>8788211
This. And I hope you all realize that Japanese NEETs and Hikis do not act like it is something to be proud of. They are deeply embarrassed by it and for the most part despise their situations. But then you get all these dumbass western gaijin who compare "powerlevels" and brag about long its been since they left the house. You're all like walking parodies of yourselves. Grow up.

>> No.8788245

>>8788241
I happen to enjoy my situation thank you very much. Why should I pretend otherwise?

>> No.8788258

This thread is so bad. Not because I feel sorry for any of you, it's just a terrible fucking thread.

>> No.8788272

>>8788241
I used to post those kinds of things. It was a novel thing then, and I blew my solitude out of proportion like many in this thread are.
4 years later, it's lost its novelty. Kind of depressing to see others falling into the same mindset I had without seeing where it's going.

>> No.8788276

>>8788236
I learned no one actually cares, so on receipts and stuff I just sign "hello" in cursive.

>> No.8788292

What happens to all the NEETs in their 40s? Can they just not take it anymore?

I think the oldest one I've seen on 4chan was in his mid-30s.

>> No.8788297

>>8788292
I think you'll find later generations to stick to computers a bit more than past ones.
Alternatively, they are wizards exploring the multiverse

>> No.8788303

>>8788292
I'm pretty sure the suicide rate for people on 4chan is about 20%, so yeah it would not surprise me if they kill themselves after becoming thirty, either that or they change their lives.

>> No.8788332

>>8786046
>>8785980
>>8785073
What the fuck? Signature is just you fucking scribbling your name. That is literally what a signature is. There is no fucking international database that gathers up all your signatures and makes sure they're all identical. Change it however the fuck you want as many times as you want.

>> No.8788338

>contest to see who's closest to suicide
>tie
>everyone wins
>everyone loses

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>>8788272
well at least you woke up

>> No.8788398

>>8788303
>I'm pretty sure the suicide rate for people on 4chan is about 20%
I just find it hard to take anyone seriously here if at all though tbh. Especially on this serious issue. I just think they're on a bandwagon similar to the 'we're all NEETs and little girls' thing. I've seen 2 confirmed 'live' suicide vids that were follow ups to posts but neither actually originated from a 4chan poster. Frankly, I actually hope I'm right with this hurr suicide posts that originate here being all bullshit. The thought of 20% of all anons offing themselves isn't very pleasant.

>> No.8788404

So, if you kill yourselves can I have your stuff?

>> No.8788417

>>8788404
Maybe I'll do a figure and merchandise giveaway when I get to that point.

>> No.8788431

>>8788398
Well I made that up, but it's probably very close to true considering the suicide rates for first world countries, it's only about double to triple the rate for populations as a whole. I'm sure you can agree you are going to get more people... inclined for suicide... on 4chan, if anything my guess is probably under the true rate. I doubt many of these posts are lies, but take it as you will.

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>>8788431
most are made up
its just people in need of attention or they want to share why their life sucks.

If someone wanted to kill himself I doubt he would go to 4chan and tell the story of his life to us,even the questions about how to suicide aren't real, if someone has interest he would just go google it

>> No.8788457

>>8788303
If you honestly believe 2 out of 10 people on this site kill themselves you're an idiot.

>> No.8788465

>>8788448
This. And also the fact that there are forums specialized for suicidal people as well. You can attention whore all you want and ideally get better help/resources there as well. In that light, why would someone come to 4chan instead besides to dick off? You can still effectively remain 'anonymous' on those forums too.

>> No.8788488

>>8788465
It's always better to whine to people who aren't used to it. If everybody wants to kill themselves nobody gives a shit about your problems.

>> No.8788545

>>8788488
Ah. Good point. Which is why if more people on here became used to it and saw through the ruse, there wouldn't be nearly as many dicking around. Here, /adv/, /r9k/, fuck even /a/. Shit's literally everywhere. Once I personally saw 8-10 suicide threads on /adv/. I mean wtf jans please halp. Or at least make it mildly entertaining /b/ullshit like 'looking for most hilarious way to off myself' or trips and I'll do it your way.

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Can I still hang out and be neet with you after I get a job soon (hopefully), /jp/-kun? I've only been truNEET for four months. I will still eat ramen at least once a day. I'll also still have no friends, no sense of emotional attachment to this world and it'll be almost a year without me getting laid.

>> No.8788553

>>8788548
Don't troll

>> No.8788554

>>8788545
>I mean wtf jans please halp. Or at least make it mildly entertaining /b/ullshit like 'looking for most hilarious way to off myself' or trips and I'll do it your way.
You should leave.

>> No.8788563

>>8788241
>I hope you all realize that Japanese NEETs and Hikis do not act like it is something to be proud of. They are deeply embarrassed by it and for the most part despise their situations.

This is what normalfags actually believe.

>> No.8788588

>No one on this board knows how to use greentext
>Keeps using it to quote people
>Gets mad at people for using it the proper way

This is why Otaku culture is for fucking faggots.
Enjoy being caucasian faggots.

>> No.8788590

>>8788588
epic troll /b/ro

>> No.8788603
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I am actually starting to worry that some people believe that only neets are allowed on /jp/.

You guys should understand no 1 gives a fuck if you are neet or not.if you can act normal/polite in a discussion no 1 would complain something.

>> No.8788600

>>8788241

Actually NEETs and hikis tend to be complete hedonists so they are very happy.

>> No.8788619

>>8788588
>p>r>o>s
>o>n>l>y

>> No.8788648

>>8788603
If you leave your house everyday, then this isn't the place for you.
This is a fact.

>> No.8788664

>>8788648
Someday, despite what your teenage mind thinks, you're going to lose your source of income and have to get a job.
This is a fact.

>> No.8788679

>>8788664
Are you a third worlder that doesn't have the benefit of labor laws giving you days off, a failure who's not qualified for a remote position, or both?

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>>8788648
No this is a fact that the person shouldn't post inside the neet threads if he has nothing to say.But that isn't the reason he should totally avoid /jp/.

I am watching so many new people on /jp/ who try to act cool with pretending/boosting to be neet so they get accepted by /jp/.When actually no 1 cares if someone is neet or not, if he is a decent poster.

>> No.8788690

>>8788681
No this is a fact that you are a gaylord but 2 stupid 2 recognize it

>> No.8788696

>>8788679
What does any of that have to do with being a NEET?

>> No.8788709

>>8788696
Maybe you should read the post you originally replied to again. Attention to detail is a good trait to have when seeking those desirable positions, wage slave.

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>>8788690
grow up nerd or learn your place on /jp/
No 1 fucking cares if you are a neet or not.
Idiots like you use the term neet to post about your shitty life and how you want to suicide.

>> No.8788717

>>8788711
KING OF /jp/, I thought you were an annoying faggot at first, but now you've grown on me.

>> No.8788720

>>8788690
nycccc

>> No.8788721

>>8788709
Look at the post he/you was/were replying to. Context is important, try-hard newfriend.

>> No.8788727

>>8788711
Don't get all mad over it chinknese homosexual. I bet you wish you were the one putting the make up on those terribly ugly japanese girls.

>> No.8788745

>>8788600
This.

People with extreme self-hatred need to fuck off back to /r9k/, or learn to take it easy and enjoy their free time.

You don't have to contribute to this sick, ugly society in order to be happy in life.

>> No.8788771

You're all a bunch of fucking wankers.

>> No.8788766

>>8788664
I'm in my mid twenties and already get money for mental shit so I don't have to worry about stuff like that anymore.
I detest non NEETs/shut ins, they aren't even people to me.

>> No.8788780

>>8788664
>>>/facebook/

A lot of people here aren't interested in leading generic lives like society expects them to.

>> No.8788783

>>8788780
Your life is almost certainly pretty fucking generic too.

>> No.8788792

>>8788780
Everyone look at this kid. He thinks he's somehow unique and special.

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>>8788721
EXCUSE ME?

I didn't fight in the fucking gulf for forty years just so some faggot ass backpedaling internet general could insult me to my face over the internet.

Get the fuck out of here before I completely wreck you and everything you care about. You messed with the wrong motherfucking soldier, kid.

>> No.8788810 [DELETED] 

>>8788805
What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here

>> No.8788815

>>8788783
At least it is fun for me.

Arguing over opinions like this is just silly.

NEET is not a status symbol, but neither is anything else in life.

Why can't neo /jp/ take it easy and have fun enjoying their respective interests?

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>>8788810
Excuse me?

*EXCUSE ME!?*

What in the HOLY MOTHER OF *FUCK* did you just FUCKING say to me you GIGANTIC sack of SHIT? Do you have even the FEINTEST FUCKING *IDEA* how long I fought in FUCKING *IRAQ* for your PUSSY ASS to live in freedom? Can you even BEGIN to comprehend it?

I can't even think right now. You are in such deep shit, kid. You better just kill yourself right now because my buddies in the national guard are going to make you wish I took a time machine to 20 years ago and killed your mother instead.

>> No.8788849

>>8788721
If you believe any sort of context makes NEETs and shutins an interchangeable species you should just kill yourself now.

>> No.8788874

What's the coziest country for NEETs with real mental problems? AKA which one gives you the most free shit the most easily?

>> No.8788878

>>8788874
Any of the Scandinavian countries.

The UK is good too, but don't think you can just move there and obtain welfare just because.

If you were born anywhere in the western hemisphere, good luck. You will need it.

>> No.8788885

>>8788878

The UK is shit for welfare

>> No.8788902

>>8788885
...you're kidding, right?

I had a long argument with my social worker about this. Despite being the one getting benefits, I was making the case that it was unfair that Britain was such a welfare state. No wonder so many people are on the dole.

>> No.8788903

>>8788885

Fuck off, your sponging off the state in England not paying enough? Go get a job. Or at least learn to play poker or something.

>> No.8788910

>>8788902

It's easy to get on benefits but you hardly get anything compared to other places in Europe.

>> No.8788939

>>8788874
The Netherlands is a good place for NEETs. The cost of living in a reasonable home and having decent food is low, you have more than enough spare autism bucks to spend on things you like. It's generally a friendly country, I know this is not what you're looking for, but it might be nice to know if you ever went outside to shop for groceries or something. Just stay away from immigrant-dense cities and towns.

>> No.8789000

>>8788849
What are you talking about? I didn't say that at all.

>> No.8789368

What do you think would happen if we took all the NEETs and hikkis and threw them onto their own island/continent and sealed them off?

>> No.8789383

Is it true that police can pull you over, but can't check your car or frisk you?

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>>8789368
I wouldn't say all neets are idiots
There are many neets on /jp/ and they never make a big story about their life or what they do.

Today's NEETs are just a bunch of /v/ guys who want to talk how much their life sucks and find people who have a shitty life so they can compare who has more shit to show off, and some of them are using the neet threads to show people how they want to suicide for its just a way to get attention.

>> No.8789404

>>8789368
They'd shape up to survive or sit around and whine, starving to death. The thing about NEETs is as much as they hate working they hate working for free even worse. There will be no sympathy between them.

I think a big reason we have so many NEETs these days is thanks to our:
1. Shitty upbringing
2. Ability to live a NEET life
If it wasn't for the internet and people willing to take care of us 99% of our kind would be working.

>> No.8789407

>>8789383
Yes, but cops have a lot of leeway and can do it if they feel like it

>> No.8789437

>>8789404
Do you think the socially awkward will be able to come together and cooperate for mutual survival? Maybe even form a somewhat functional state/society? Or will it be just a case of every NEET aspie shut-in for himself?

>> No.8789785

>>8788664
When I lose my autism bucks I don't know what I'll do. I don't think about that, and I never will.

I guess if that time comes it will be sink or swim, and I'm betting I'll sink.

>> No.8790534

>>8786537
stop being so upset, just because you're beta as fuck it doesnt mean i have to be as well!

>> No.8790563

>>8789437
they would probably exist in pockets, with the largest group acting as some kind of authority due to it's ability to best dole out violence.

There would be a few hermits, but they'd be far more rare than small groups of around three due to the need for protection, and aid in acquiring food.

>> No.8790583

a true NEET wouldn't post in a thread like this

>> No.8793030

Who is the darkest and edgiest person on /jp/?

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