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You are trapped with your favorite 2hu on an isolated mountain pass.

There's no way down.

When the food runs out, will she eat you? Will you eat her? Will she offer herself to you?

>> No.8780969

Long before that happens, I remind her she can fly.

>> No.8780973 [DELETED] 
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I would rather suicide than fight.

>> No.8780979
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HEY SATORI, HOW ABOUT YOU USE YOUR POWERS TO GET US DOWN FROM HERE

OH RIGHT YOU CANT ALL YOU CAN DO IS READ PEOPLES THOUGHTS. CAN YOU READ MINE NOW? THATS RIGHT. I'M THINKING YOU'RE A USELESS STUPID BITCH AND NOBODY LIKES YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID USELESS POWER.

TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES I'M GOING TO RAPE THEN EAT YOU.

>> No.8780991
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She'd eat me before I could get hungry

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>>8780979
Satori stares at you for a moment, then flies away.
You are alone. Now what?

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>>8781002
Let my actual favorite touhou come rescue me. I knew Satori was a worthless cunt. I don't even know why she was with us.

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>>8781016
You tried to rape and eat her, you prick.
Mokou hates rapists.

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I can't abide a hungry rumia.

Any means necessary

>> No.8781025
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She'd put me in her vagina and fly away.

>> No.8781026
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Head: Hatate rescues fat outsider from mountain top
Sub: Aya a shit

By: Hatate Himekaidou

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>>8781021
But reimu is my favorite touhou. Where did you get the idea that mokou was my favorite touhou?

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>>8781028
Reimu hates rapists even more.

>> No.8781038

I carry Satori on my back and hike miles to civilization. Her love and my love will be my food and drink. I tell her to rest so she can conserve her energy. Little girls should not do strenuous labor.

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>>8781037
But she's the biggest rapist in Gensokyo.

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Gee, Aya, how are we gonna get out of this?

>> No.8781059

I guess Tokiko.

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8781080

Mystia can eat me. I'd let her. My only request would be to hear her sing one last time.

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Good thing Kogasa feeds on surprise

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Ahahahaha.

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I'll probably be get eaten before food runs out.

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She'd probably feed me to her brethren.

>> No.8781141

>>8780991

I doubt Meiling would do that.

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>>8781103
I don't see much of maneater wriggle

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