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TruNEET thread. TruNEETs only.
iPod owning /mu/ frequenting hipsters not allowed.

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>> No.8772220

i havemt left my room in 2 hours xD #truneet

>> No.8772225

gb2/int/

>> No.8772229

i left my room once this week to go to the hospital

am i still truneet /r9k/?

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>>8772229
are you me? I was going to post the same thing.

>> No.8772238

>>8772231
i dont know, its possible. maybe im schizophrenic and dont know.

i went to see a pychologist

>> No.8772244

>>8772238
>schizophrenic
Don't start this again.

>> No.8772246

I'm not due to go back to University till September, can I be truNEET till then and hang out with you guys?

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>>8772238

schizophrenia =! dissociative identity disorder

Get it right.

>> No.8772254

If you've not been wearing the same clothes for at least 3 weeks, you're not TruNEET.

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can i be a truneet please

>> No.8772261

>>8772249

You're right; schizophrenia is a real mental disease, where as DID is a bunch of made-up bullshit

>> No.8772267

>>8772261
Indeed. Wouldn't want to get grouped with those posers.

>> No.8772265

>>8772255
are you that troll i was told about on /a/ :b

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>>8772265
im not a troll
and ive never been on /a/ with this name :p

>> No.8772282

>neanderthals superior to homo sapiens in almost every aspect

Nigga what the fuck are you smokin'
Their musculature structure gave them really shitty ankles. Achilles tendon, do you know it? It gives us about a 90% improvement in amount of energy used while running, and about twice as much running speed in general.

Remember that this was the era when you had to catch your food before you ate it, and you'll find that's a superior attribute.

>> No.8772291

>They have no neanderthal blood
Whoever wrote that, deserves to be shot for stupidity.

>> No.8772290

>>8772282
>you had to catch your food before you ate it

Yeah, it's not like it grows on trees.

>> No.8772292

>>8772282
Even today black people excel in short and long distance running. Another proof for the OP's pic?

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>>8772290

I'll have you know that OP's image is meant to be detailing around 100,000 years ago and proper agriculture did not start up until around 20,000 years ago.

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>>8772290

>> No.8772306

>>8772296
10 000, actually.

>> No.8772307

>>8772292
I'm black and can't run for shit. My classmates who were from hati outperformed everyone in running though.

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>>8772296
>agriculture

Yeah hunter-gatherer tribes all had to chase down those pesky fruits and veggies. And they always had to run after them with a small knife or club, they never invented primitive ranged weapons like a sling or bow at all.

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>>8772311

Notoriously hard to sustain an entire nomadic tribe on gathered nuts and berries. They provide the bulk of sustenance day by day, but a successful hunting run meant survival for the month.

>> No.8772373

>>8772307
So what? I'm white and I can't do advanced math. We're posting in /jp/, so we're already sub-humans to start.

>> No.8772384

>wherever I am, I must also rape
damn this guy sounds dedicated

>> No.8772390

>>8772373
Define advanced math, please.

>> No.8772400

>>8772390
>Define advanced math
I lol'd

>> No.8772446

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X8LY9E2fR4&feature=related

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Homo Sapiens were WHITES, Neanderthals were BLACKS!

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>> No.8772505

>>8772475
I ain't no homo.

>> No.8772522

>mfw I looked OP's shit up and it's correct


Well, this explains fucking everything.

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>>8772446

>Average homo sapiens

Filthy animals.

>> No.8772543

>>8772538
I know, right. Lesbians are disgusting.

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I slit my wrist for being a terrible person today, and I wish I hadn't because now I have to hide it really well and every time I bump it it stings pretty badly.

>> No.8772551

>>8772255

No, you are truautist.

>> No.8772553

>>8772546
>I slit my wrist for being a terrible person today
Please don't do this, anonymous.
You might be a useless piece of shit but that's just making things worse and it's also pretty darn stupid.

>> No.8772558

I'm white but still subhuman, what do

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>>8772553

I know, I'm sorry, I just get emotional sometimes and it happens. I don't mean to do it.

>> No.8772567

>>8772553
This.

I did the whole self-harm thing and now I have scars up my forearms. Make-up doesn't last and I can barely go to the doctor's for a prescription, let alone get some sort of scar removal treatment. Now I'm doomed to wear long-sleeved shirts for the rest of my life, which is more limiting than you'd think.

>> No.8772583

>>8772564
When I get emotional I just get on the floor and cry like a whore.

>> No.8772579
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>>8772546

You spill your sacred neanderthal blood intentionally?

Shame be upon you. Savor and hold on to it for it is the proud lifeblood of an extinct species of intellectuals. Your veins flow with the life force of the ancient ones and you would spill that intentionally? Shame! Shame!

>> No.8772595

>>8772579
Shut up.

>> No.8772596

>>8772567
Exactly, that's why you have to go around looking for blood donation posts instead.

>> No.8772612

>>8772546

>I slit my wrist

Why do people do this? Stop being retarded and just take drugs like the rest of us.

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>>8772583

I usually do that but every once in awhile I will cut my wrist a little, just a few cuts, 5-7 at the most. Then I put something on it and fall asleep for awhile. I don't know why, but when I am really hysterical it calms me down and makes me sleepy. Probably the rush of blood to my brain from being hysterical being ignored by pain and bleeding.

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>>8772612

I've been on many drugs before Anon, no thank you it just made it worse for me.

>> No.8772623

>>8772613
I go outside each saturday and go to a park. There are some neckbeards there, with foam swords. I take one, fight against other people and spend 4 hours being tired and hitting other people.
It works for me.

>> No.8772631

>>8772620

What drugs? I hope you don't mean that useless medical shit that is barely better than a placebo. If it doesn't have the potential to make you high then it's basically a placebo with a lot of side effects.

>> No.8772639

>>8772579
Get out, Currybutt, now is not the time.

>> No.8772646

>>8772583
Get drunk
Cry and thrash the room like a bitch
Sleep like a baby
Works for me.

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>>8772631

Yeah sorry Anon, I don't want to do any drugs, even legal ones. I have tried pot and it wasn't my thing, and I'm just not interested in anything else I suppose.

>> No.8772651

>>8772646
My formula is buying weed cookies (smoking makes the whole room stink), buying pizza, rereading some VNs and watching stupid moe anime, and then fapping to kigurumi and ASMR.

>> No.8772669

How do I get weed?
I refuse to believe that on a board full of alleged shut-ins with social anxiety, so many of you smoke weed. I can barely buy milk. How the fuck is it that so many of you just-so-happened to know someone who sells it?

>> No.8772708

Cowboys From Hell is the best Pantera song

>> No.8772710

i bite myself to control my anger.

>> No.8772757

>>8772649
http://www.ivillage.com/endorphins-101-your-guide-natural-euphoria/4-a-108211

>chilli pepper

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This buzzword shit is shitposting. Especially, since it's on a topic which used to be a core point of /jp/.

wat the fuck shitposting
stop posting truNEET, that's fucking faggot buzzword shit. when you start threads like that you attract other people in troll us at jp, or
you're
1) stupid
2) a troll
3) attention whore--seeks to use and propogate buzzword rather than writing out a though description about reclusive individuals.

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>>8772708

Too bad every Pantera song is shit

Go be an angry 15 year old somewhere else

>> No.8772804

>>8772646

I always sleep like absolute shit when I get drunk, then I wake up feeling like even more absolute shit, and my stomach hurts for the entire day. It's too bad feeling drunk feels so good, because I really hate what alcohol does to my stomach and throat.

>> No.8772811

>delete nocturens thread
>leave thsi shit

>> No.8772812

pants on the ground
pants on the ground
lookin like a fool wit your pants on the ground

>> No.8772818

>>8772804
It depends on how much I drink. Usually it helps me relax and sleep pretty easily, and without too much of a hangover, but if I drink too much, then I crash in the bed, get maybe 3 hours of heavy as fuck sleep, and then spend the rest of night despairing in cold sweat and feeling like I'm going to die.

>> No.8772963

>>8772669
My cousin is a junkie, so it's easy.

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